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Have you ever wondered if comedy runs in the blood, or is it a craft honed through sheer resilience and the occasional boo off stage? Seven, a rapidly rising star in the stand-up world, joins us on MindBuzz to spin tales of his burgeoning career, the influence of family on his humor, and the art of nailing a punchline. Our laughs ricochet from the classic antics of Charlie Chaplin to the thought-provoking sketches of Dave Chappelle, as we celebrate the geniuses who've etched their marks into the annals of comedy history.
Comedy can be a mirror, reflecting the intricacies of ethnicity and societal perception, or a sledgehammer, smashing through the veneer of controversial topics. In this episode, we tackle the fine line between humor and respect, especially when it comes to marginalized communities and the use of contentious material. Ever been caught in the crossfire of a joke gone wrong or found yourself pondering the role of unity in the face of celebrity squabbles? You'll find camaraderie and contemplation in our candid dialogue.
Wrapping up with a peek behind the glitz of former child stars, we muse over the peculiar paths of Frankie Muniz and Orlando Brown, offering a generous dollop of nostalgia for good measure. Don't miss Seven's lowdown on his latest gigs, and if you fancy a mix of fashion with philanthropy, our community-driven clothing swap might just tickle your fancy. For an episode that promises to tickle your funny bone while prodding your grey cells, MindBuzz is your ticket to a roller coaster ride of emotions and epiphanies.
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Have you ever wondered if comedy runs in the blood, or is it a craft honed through sheer resilience and the occasional boo off stage? Seven, a rapidly rising star in the stand-up world, joins us on MindBuzz to spin tales of his burgeoning career, the influence of family on his humor, and the art of nailing a punchline. Our laughs ricochet from the classic antics of Charlie Chaplin to the thought-provoking sketches of Dave Chappelle, as we celebrate the geniuses who've etched their marks into the annals of comedy history.
Comedy can be a mirror, reflecting the intricacies of ethnicity and societal perception, or a sledgehammer, smashing through the veneer of controversial topics. In this episode, we tackle the fine line between humor and respect, especially when it comes to marginalized communities and the use of contentious material. Ever been caught in the crossfire of a joke gone wrong or found yourself pondering the role of unity in the face of celebrity squabbles? You'll find camaraderie and contemplation in our candid dialogue.
Wrapping up with a peek behind the glitz of former child stars, we muse over the peculiar paths of Frankie Muniz and Orlando Brown, offering a generous dollop of nostalgia for good measure. Don't miss Seven's lowdown on his latest gigs, and if you fancy a mix of fashion with philanthropy, our community-driven clothing swap might just tickle your fancy. For an episode that promises to tickle your funny bone while prodding your grey cells, MindBuzz is your ticket to a roller coaster ride of emotions and epiphanies.
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"King without a Throne" is performed by Bad Hombres
King without a Throne Official Music Video
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King without a Throne
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Speaker 2:That's it, and without further ado, let's get into our guests of the evening or the morning, the day, whatever time you're listening to this podcast Seven. Welcome to the podcast man. What's going on, dude?
Speaker 3:Chillin man.
Speaker 2:Chillin, we're at an open mic in the city of Claremont. Now that's changing names, but it was called Monday Night Goofball At the first. Did you know that it was called the Monday Night Goofball?
Speaker 5:Honestly, I didn't even look at the names, I just looked at it. I was like, oh my, I look cool, don't test me on that.
Speaker 2:We met there a few weeks ago, maybe a few months ago. You had an awesome set. Appreciate it, Great stuff. If you didn't have an awesome set, I probably wouldn't have invited you on the podcast. But how long have you been doing open mics for?
Speaker 5:The whole comedy thing. I've only been doing for, like I want to say, eight months. So I'm pretty new, pretty brand new.
Speaker 2:Fairly right, You've been to the Ontario Improv Open Mic. How is it I haven't been yet?
Speaker 5:I kind of got fucked. The first time I went for open mic they had like way too many people and they didn't get to me in the homie. And then the second time it was cool. A little less crowd, but solid crowd, no less.
Speaker 2:And it's so hard with that one too, because they only do it like once a month, right.
Speaker 5:Yeah, once every, like other month, oh it's that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, because they do the roast battle. That's right. I heard it's one month it's the roast battle and then other month is the open mic. That's tough dude, I wonder why.
Speaker 5:Do you know why? Ever since they started doing the roast battle pretty much? That's where I heard.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 5:Don't test me on that, but yeah, it was, I did the roast battle too it was cool and I'm 0 for 2. First partner was not the best child to Darby. Then the second time it was the infinite chaos. It was pretty, it was cool, it was different. But yeah. I would like to do the individual war Go ahead.
Speaker 1:I was going to say how different is like roasting someone versus like doing stand up, or is it like? Does it go hand in hand?
Speaker 5:I think it does. Personally, growing up, that was the thing you did. You just roasted your friends in your homes and that was kind of like what loosened you up and then you were able to get jokes out and stuff. But I think everyone should be able to do it once, just to say you did it. But I feel like when comedians talk shit about it it's kind of lame.
Speaker 5:I don't know. I just think they don't know how to roast somebody. They don't know how to go tick for tack and be in a circle where you're getting your feelings hurt sometimes.
Speaker 2:I honestly find it more. I don't know, I have to try it. I've never done like little roast battles before, but I tend to do that more than like in our circle Right, like if we. I think the first time Caesar was there and I first met him, I think I don't know he said something and then I popped back with I didn't even know the guy, I didn't even know his first name, I didn't know, but that was like my quick response to whatever he said. So I feel like I'd probably have fun with something like that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, most likely, and he's the champ for individuals. That's true, that's right, bruce Alley.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have to go see him.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he's pretty good. So my homie went against him for the last time for the champion and he lost to C's. But he's solid. He's a solid dude.
Speaker 1:Are they like your mama jokes or like heavier?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I would say a lot more heavier it was.
Speaker 2:Owen. Right, Owen. When so? Was it Owen versus C for the championship? Did Owen have to beat a few people before going into that challenge, Really? So it was like a tournament.
Speaker 5:Yeah yeah, pretty much. I mean I think that's the name of it Rose Battle Tournament. So it's a solid thing. Owen kind of slid by I think the match before that he went against I can't remember who he went against, but he barely skimmed by. It was kind of like one of those landslide victories he won. I'm not going to take away his win, but he knew too Dang. I barely got there and then I was like you got it Because he didn't really prepare for it and he was kind of like I wouldn't say sloppy, but I've seen him at his peak and he wasn't there that one. And then when he went to get seized, he was there, but seized was just crowd favorite. People liked his stuff and people were kind of stiff with Owen. So it was like yeah, yeah, that's hard dude. Yeah, it's hard to win the crowd over.
Speaker 2:Yeah, especially open mics, it's challenging, like I just did an open mic on Saturday. I went out to Anaheim and it was super tough, dude. I think I was like the last spot before they even closed the open mic and it was like I want to say like maybe 10 o'clock, a little bit after the main room, the main brewery, was blasting music and there was like five people in the room.
Speaker 2:It was hard dude, it was really hard and I used all at all new material. I just ate dog shit on the new material plus all the distractions on the outside. It was tough.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that definitely kills the vibe, especially when the music's blaring and the mic might not be as loud and then people were kind of like talking. It just ruins it. That's why I say, just off the top of the wall, off the top of my dome, shit like just wacky stuff. It gets their attention and then you can start going into your actual material. I say that's true, it's especially in like the pizza joint. These are regular people and they're not really expecting some type of mic and they're trying to enjoy some pizza. Gotta get their attention. So I'll just say some stuff. Whatever grabs their attention. But yeah, that always pisses me off when the music's doing the thing. But it does add a little bit of a challenge.
Speaker 2:This rubs me the wrong way a little bit. Well, I guess that's what you learn, right, that's what comes with experience and just doing something over and over and over again. You learn from experience, from the bad mics, from the good mics, and you kind of make a decision at the beginning okay, this is what I need to do, like I need to. Okay, the music's blaring. The people are maybe not paying attention. Okay, now, this is what I need to do to gain their attention. Right right, right, and then jump into my stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm barely Because I'm like a couple of months in from doing open mics.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 2:But we've been doing the podcast for a long time, okay. But yeah, comedy is something new that I've been jumping into.
Speaker 5:You seem like you're a vet. I would assume.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't.
Speaker 5:Just the way you flowed, and I heard you won like a championship or something of sort.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it was a comedy competition that Soy Funny had and it was, over a few months, the person that had the best set of the night over the few months. So there was like seven other comics that won their individual nights respectively. Yeah, then we got invited onto a podcast. Each comic had three minutes to had three minutes and then the best three minutes got to open up for Jose Velazquez at a big theater in Long Beach. Wow, nice. Yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 5:Yeah it was pretty dope, yeah. So going back to the whole eating dog shit thing or bombing just off of that, I feel like a lot of people who are new, especially when they eat it or they just have a horrible set. They usually they're down and they don't like it. For me, coming from, like I wrestled, so you get used to getting your ass whipped, you get used to that sour taste in your mouth and I like it. I don't have a problem with eating it because then that tells me this joke has potential. If one person laughs, one person like something, it's good enough for me. And then when you have the crowd just straight up silent and they say, okay, this joke, I think it's funny, I think it could work somewhere. And I've seen a lot of people like they give dismay and they just they give up on the joke. You never see it from them. It's like I don't have to do that, just try it again.
Speaker 5:Sometimes it's just a crowd. Yeah, because I have some good jokes and sometimes the crowd just not feeling it. I do it somewhere else and the whole crowd is just busting up. It just depends. It depends on the people especially.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. You can have a bad audience. I hear and this is the thing about jumping into something new I take everybody's criticism, whether it be jokes, whether it be their philosophy on crowds, philosophy on audience. I take everything with like open ears. I don't shout, I mean, I don't shy away from anybody else's experiences, but I take it with a grain of salt and all as experience.
Speaker 5:But you should do, you should never. I know some friends that I think that's a big thing, that people not only do they not know how to take criticism, but they don't know how to give it. That's a big thing. That's why I'm grateful, for I was a coach. I didn't get paid for it, but I was assistant coach right out of high school, so I'm teaching these kids wrestling and that helps with other aspects of life. You know how to talk to somebody without hurting their feelings, without making them feel like crap. So when I see a fellow comic come off the stage and they might have a horrible set, you say well, crowd wasn't loving it, who cares? But the joke was good. I thought it was funny. Yeah, especially it was their first time doing it. You don't have to worry about it. Supposed to do it up, go somewhere else, keep doing it, yeah, yeah. But I've seen people who tell them oh, that joke was horrible, that wasn't that good. Why don't you say that? Or they're like. I didn't like that joke.
Speaker 5:You're like why you know you shouldn't do that, because not only like, put yourself in that person's shoes. If you had a horrible set, you had a horrible joke, don't go. Or you know, would you like it if someone came up to you was like that was horrible, I don't think that was funny. Or would you like it to say like it wasn't there today, but keep doing it? I think it has potential, right? No, it just depends. It depends on the person, especially, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's so weird doing open mics. It's just, it's something that I don't know. It's fun and then, but it's nerve-wracking out all at the same time. You never know what you're going to get, because you can go take, for instance, this Saturday experience or last Saturday's experience the first time I went there was really cool. It was really good. That was like the five minutes I normally do. Working on new stuff is always tough. It's always tough because you have to take that new stuff and take it to different audiences, like the first five minutes that I had. The first five minutes that I have took me like three months to get down, just going different places, different places, taking off jokes and stuff. Do you have a formula of say, you have this joke right and do you have a formula of when you decide to take it out?
Speaker 2:Like, take it out, like all together Like completely stop even doing it. I don't think have you ever took a joke out from your side before.
Speaker 5:I think, yeah, like I had a joke about like I'm scared to date Fat Chicks Because if I go on a plane and the plane goes up God forbid, knock on wood it goes down and for some reason we have parachutes going, we have so much weight. It's going to be an awkward conversation and that joke's good, but I have taken it out just because I haven't, I haven't studied enough, like, okay, you know, I need my punchlines.
Speaker 5:I need to flow but the premises there, yeah, the premises there. First time I did it note no laughs, absolutely zero left crickets, you know, I had a few smiles. They're like, oh, like it's there but they didn't want to laugh and that that books a crap out of me. Like laugh, like don't be afraid to laugh. Yeah, I laugh. I make people hear my laugh. I don't care, you know, if I think it's funny, I'm gonna laugh. But right, yeah, I haven't, I'm not afraid of the joke or to do it, I just I know it can be better and I want to sharpen it up like I have another joke that I did.
Speaker 5:The first time it just killed and I was like it's good, but it could be better. You know, I can make it, I can make it flow with other elements and I have and I've put that in like almost every act I've done since. And yeah, I've taken jokes out, but not because I'm scared to do it, not because, like this is a tense crowd. I say it. I love when crowds are like like you know you can tell the liberals or people who might take offense.
Speaker 2:I don't care like you're the. I won't say it on here, but the first jokes, that, the first joke that you that I've seen you Do, and usually open it with it as fucking solid, it's fucking yeah, awesome Dude.
Speaker 5:I think I know, yeah, that that one is the, yeah, that one's good. And I I was never writing and I was like, wow, this is a good joke, it's funny. I was like this is, this is solid, this is. And then I did it. I was like, yeah, this is. And every time I do it, if it's a small crowd, it gets a few laughs, but if it's a good crowd, everyone's laughing.
Speaker 2:I gotta stop myself from laughing when I hear a person say Say one of the words that that you, that you bring up. Instead of saying this, I say this yeah. Yeah it's hilarious.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I say it to my I did with my coworker and he was just like whoa, like like he laughed, but he was like you could tell like he was taking it back, and Even a couple of guys were like I wasn't expecting that. I'm like, yeah, it's just, it's. It's funny because, like it shocks you right, I supposed it up to like I changed one of the words I took out and I instead Installed you know little phrase that black people usually use and it did good, it's still pretty, it's very, it's very sharp.
Speaker 2:You know, what's hilarious to me is that Michael Richards, he, he, but his, his, his fiasco or whatever, at the Hollywood laugh factory.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's great. He said the n-word like so much that he made Paul Mooney stop using it like. How in powerful is that? I think the the last time we, we, uh, we were at the open mic. I just watched some documentary on because I was like fresh In my mind and when you went up and did the joke, I'm like this is, I can, is. This is amazing. Do you know who Michael Richards is? So he's Kramer. Oh, okay, on on Seinfeld, okay, yes, and you remember a few years ago he Is controversy. Yeah, he, he had that thing with, with the audience member, but he literally and you know who? Palm Mooney is. Right, he's the writer for Richard Pryor Uses the n-word like the like he probably uses the. He used the n-word more than he used I don't know words, but yeah, that is to. To do that with that word is just freakin it to make Paul Mooney not want to use it anymore.
Speaker 5:Put that in a conversation. I make Paul Mooney stop saying right like damn, for real.
Speaker 1:And is that what? Like the premise of your joke?
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's the. I call it the whip, like that. That's what gets them like oh, got it.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, have you ever had anyone like come up to you and like be like I'm offended, or oh, how could you, you know, say that, or whatever.
Speaker 5:I wish, I wish some. But no, they usually like, they kind of like sometimes of grievous, but they'll laugh and they love it. You know I love it. Yeah, it's, it's. You know I Use it in my comedy because I know I'm not that. You know I don't take offense, the word like if someone were to call me that it would just be funny to me. And I don't. I mean I've had, I've had my Darker skin friends, that I've had them. They never they tell me like, oh, like someone called me that but I've never had them Around me and someone calls them that. So I've never been around like someone saying it. I think, like once in my life, but it never bothered me. But I think it's funny, I think it's, I think it's a funny word. So when someone says it, especially when it's a black person, it's just fucking hilarious yeah, but you say it in in an environment that I don't like.
Speaker 2:It isn't, it's not. I Don't know what I'm trying to say here, but you, you say it in a smart it's more of a smart way than just having the word being said for the sake of it being said. Right, because there's, there's a way you can do shocking and use shock yeah, you used it in a in a smart way, yeah, versus just doing it for the sake of doing it. I'm saying yeah, I see what you mean. That's why I liked it, because it was you use it in a smart way.
Speaker 2:Yeah not just because, hey, I'm black. I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 5:You know what I mean. I've done, I've done both and and people were the. You know when I do it and that way, what you're saying, people are like I, kind of like. It's kind of like you're trying to get a dry laugh you know, right, yeah people were gonna laugh because I'm black.
Speaker 5:But sometimes they don't. And then when you use it in that way, when you're, when you're showing examples of you know how we speak, and then you flip it at the end you know it takes people like, oh wow, like it's funny because you know, to the two of the words in there, it's exactly what black people, you know how they talk, you know, even my own mother talks like that sometimes. And then to flip it back and make it you know the big punch at the end.
Speaker 2:It's a good solid has your family seen any of your standup?
Speaker 5:Uh, just my brother.
Speaker 2:He's the one that got me started with. Oh really.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5:I told him. I was like, yeah, I want to get started with this, and I didn't know where to go at all. And he was, he was kind of into it, he had done it a little bit and then he shot me the chatterbox that's where I started at. He was like come here, you know they do it every Thursday. I'm like okay, and I finally did it. I brought my girl with me and, yeah, I didn't go up. The first time, though I didn't get to go up because it was taking a while. I think it was like 11, 30 and they were barely yeah, like a few more comics after me or before me. But the second time I went up, did pretty good, did pretty good. I think I talked about how I look like I could be Cuban and I get that sometimes. Okay, yeah, yeah, something, something like that.
Speaker 5:But I Truly believe and I'll probably shoot this to my brother too I think he's really fucking funny, he's by, he's the funniest guy. No, my brother and I wish he would take him more seriously. I wish he would go and like do, like, you know, open my ex a lot like me, he has a kid. You know he's a girl, you know he's got, he's got responsibilities. I get it, but in my mind, way more funny than me he's. He's the whole reason why I became funny. You know, if it wasn't for him, probably wouldn't have an edge for it. But just as a kid like he, he was good at roasting. You know he would roast. Oh, everybody in the family, especially me because I'm the younger brother. You know he's Seven years older.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I was the easy target.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was gonna ask how. How? Older he was.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he's seven years older. And then I have a older sister he's eight years older. So, yeah, he was definitely the whole reason why I was able to like, why I was able to roast so easily, like in high school and all that. And then, yeah, seeing him and just saw, I was like I want to be his funny when he's around us but on stage, because he could just tell you a story and we'd be fucking hilarious and he would just be like this is why I want to do on stage. And then he does it, but just not as much, and I hope he eventually gets to a point. You know, if you don't have to be young and do this, you can be, can be 38 and start doing comedy and then get to a point where you're happy. So I hope he does that eventually.
Speaker 2:I think it was Rodney danger filled that started when he was like 52 or something like that. I can. Can you look that up? Yeah, I don't want to get that wrong, but yeah, he started when he was. I think he started like in his 30s. He gave it a try and then it wasn't going anywhere and then he stopped for like 20 years and then he picked it back up. Yeah, at like 52, 53 years old.
Speaker 5:I Always think about Eddie Murphy's brother, charlie Murphy. Oh dude.
Speaker 2:Honestly, I think Not that I'm gonna Get a lot of slack for the, but I think Charlie Murphy is a little bit funnier than.
Speaker 5:I, yeah, I gotta. He's a lot more. Yeah, he's like a natural funny. Yeah, eddie hilarious, I've watched his stuff fucking hilarious. But with Charlie it was like he was never off. Like he there was. No, there was no switch to turn him off. It was always he was always like that to me he was Does it show?
Speaker 2:It says the year, but it doesn't say exactly Appeared on the and 67. That's what it says right, 1980. I.
Speaker 1:Look at it.
Speaker 2:Okay, I say he was like 52 or something like that.
Speaker 5:I just never, am he? Let me see a picture of him, I'm trying to make sure. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. I just never watching movies with him and it was like this guy's hilarious.
Speaker 2:I mean pull him on the string.
Speaker 1:I mean pull him on the string, put him on the screen if you see him here in black and white, he already looked older, yeah yeah, you're probably right I.
Speaker 5:Just never like the way he talked to, the way he presented himself.
Speaker 2:He's a fucking animal dude. He's an animal. I like him. The reason why I like him is because I like comedy, that I like one liner Comics yeah, that's my fit, my, my personal favorite, because it's hard. It's really hard to have one liners. He's one of my favorites Ghosts. He ghosted her. She looks way younger than, yeah, steven Wright is really good. Who else, oh? And then my all-time favorite, besides Rodney Daniels Filt, is Mitch Hedberg. Mitch Hedberg is fucking amazing. Look up Mitch Hedberg. He Died in like the 90s of like a heroin overdose. This dude, I just watched the documentary on him. He used to close his eye. He had Crazy stage fright. Yeah, he had crazy stage fright. Sometimes he would go on stage and close his eyes On stage and just do his jokes and just listen for laughter.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but his style was just like it was. It was great it was.
Speaker 5:It was one of, like you know, just diamond and rough type of guy like right. I think Owens kind of in that, that him a spirit in, you know, but once still pretty new of course. But he was mine yeah, Owen Parker. Oh, okay. He reminds me of him.
Speaker 5:like when I first saw him, it was like this is fucking, this is Hedberg all over again and I just, man, I'm never watching his, uh, his comedy central specials and it was just like this is fucking hilarious. It was like he's just doing all one-lighters. He's not telling a story, he's just boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, whole hour and 30 minutes. It was just, it was beautiful.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I always drew inspiration, definitely from my god drawing a blank, the goat, or the to me the greatest of all time, the black guy why am I forgetting the Richard prior? For that's that's where I started from. And then Eventually it turned it Dave Chappelle, because I would watch the Chappelle show and the whole story behind it and how he wasn't in comedy anymore, like that. And and I watched all his specials, dave's Dave specials, and it was just like it, just the way he flowed, the way he was just Naturally funny genius. Yeah, it was just beautiful. And then this show was fucking like the greatest. The greatest episode to me is the, the black Clansman leader. It was like what the fuck you? The big, big episode you're watching. Yeah, the first time I watched I was like in middle school and just blew my mind. I was like this is, I said then we're the rest of the rest of your just Just just inward this and where that got in trouble for it, I was like you can't get me in trouble for this.
Speaker 2:There was a mass influx of n words in the late 2000s because of that, yeah yeah, that was just Genius to me.
Speaker 5:It was like, yeah, you just, you just didn't see that for, especially for black people Like he. He might see some wacky stuff with you know every other show, but when it came to all black show, it was just, it was beautiful.
Speaker 2:Have you watched in living color?
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, I haven't I haven't tapped into that yet. Yeah, I always love seeing like all the legends on there, like Jim Carrey, the wains brothers, some other guys. But yeah, that was a really good show. Even Jennifer Lopez was in there. Jennifer Lopez, yeah, she's one of the dancers. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm a flight girl.
Speaker 2:That's where she came from, like she was part of the show or she just did like a guest spot.
Speaker 1:No, like in transition to like the next, like like scene or whatever they would have like this, like like Movement of cameras. And then it was the flight girls and they were like dancing to like a popular song or the.
Speaker 2:Wayne Brothers would come out Jennifer Lopez In living color oh video yeah nice.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's always crazy to see just all those guys and the girls that were on there in there. They became legends over time.
Speaker 1:This is where, like home homey, the clown right came from, living in color. I think so, and then they would do another one that they would the Wains Brothers would be like Like Critics, like clothing critics, and then he'd say like two snaps and whoa 1990, yeah, yeah, and she would be like, she was like the main girl.
Speaker 2:So she's in the, she's in the red yeah.
Speaker 5:This was pretty much living color, was pretty much just the black SNL.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 2:I Didn't really get into In living color or SNL Back when it was, I don't know. Yeah, when I was on TV I Was more of a mad TV kid. Yeah, like Bobby Lee and who also airy spears.
Speaker 5:I gotta be honest, I don't like Bobby Lee. I just don't. I don't know like I respect his art, but if I were to see him like you just say, like we're out of Mike or something I just wouldn't watch this. I just wouldn't watch his set. I just don't like him as a person. Respect him. I'm like, oh, fuck you, bobby. Right, like I'll shake his hand, like you know, dab him up, but I'm just, I just don't like him. I don't like his face.
Speaker 2:He looks punchable I was more punch in the face, and then he he didn't fuck over Ari Shafir, but he like there was a I've Dude, I've gotten into the rabbit hole with that stuff and it happened like we're like 10 years ago.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, I think Ari punched Bobby. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, he just, he just rubbed it wrong way. He seems like a nice guy though.
Speaker 2:What about ary spears? You like ary spears.
Speaker 5:I do very, very Jewish. I like, I like that he. He was actually a practiced I Think they call him Jews practiced you, I guess and he did the whole religion thing wait area.
Speaker 2:I think are we talking about the.
Speaker 3:Arsaphir.
Speaker 5:Arsaphir, oh, I'm thinking I'm the yeah, I'm thinking our sphere our spears. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love that dude and I just recently found out Bob like a couple years back, but yeah, he's pretty. He's Jewish now, yeah, Ari Shafir. Yeah, but Ari Spears. I just watched a video my brother sent me About Spears going on about Cat.
Speaker 2:Williams. He's a great impressionist in yes, yes, but have you I haven't, okay, so I've watched. What the fuck is going on with cat Williams right now is is Is the thing I heard like he's he called out all these different Comics like black comics, right, and in the black community he called out Joe Rogan. He called out all the the Rogan Comic brats. Yeah, that was pretty funny, because you don't, you don't hear people calling out Joe Rogan and His clan of comics, which was pretty hilarious.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I just I'm the Austria. I watched like 15 minutes of it and I was like this is of the interview. Yeah, it was pretty fucking lame, because I think Spears said it best it was just a black dude creating gossip. And you know my Hispanic homie. He was like, yeah, it was pretty cool. And I was like, yet it, I can see how it'd be cool. He's dumping on all these people. He's kind of like giving him information out, but for the black community, it just made it. It just made me feel sad. Cuz like this is gonna create gossip.
Speaker 2:Yeah, basically what happened with George Lopez, about a year ago, I think, when he was calling out Well, he wasn't calling out, but he was. He was refuting how good Ralph Barbosa was at that time. Yeah and he was saying why am I gonna help out somebody else? Someone did that for me and blah blah.
Speaker 1:Yeah it, it only, it only hurts each other. I think, because they already people already see, you know brown and black people as minorities and within the industry. Instead of Banning together and being the majority, I mean we keep pushing people down to continue to get up and, like you're saying, like for us or for other people, it was entertainment and I was like, oh, did you hear what he said? Oh, this and oh and then you know, five days later and it's over for us.
Speaker 1:Right but for the community it's like it was. It's so hurtful that he's doing that, and for what yeah? For, you know, five minutes of fame like to be relevant again because I feel, like he. We hadn't heard anything of him, and then all of a sudden it's like oh, yeah, that's true, yeah, yeah, and it sucks. It sucks that he used his own community to Try to bring himself back up.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, that's what they they talk about. Especially in the black community we don't do a lot of helping each other up. We, we just climb over each other and try and, you know, push each other down to get to the top and it it saddens you because it's like I love cat and I love his comedy, but then just seeing that it was like you know, this is two hours of this crap. You know you're just ranting about their comics. You could have just you could have just not said anything about it. But I bet you, if he didn't have any of that to say, it wouldn't have been two hours, it probably wouldn't like right minutes. Because if you're not gossiping about this and that, then what do you have to say?
Speaker 2:But I feel like that. Look, cat Williams is always. It's always the same thing, you know. I mean, he's always talking Trash about Hollywood, he's always talking about the Illuminati, he's always talking about other black comics. It's the same, the same thing, just regurgitated over and, over and over again each podcast he's at. He's that's or each interview, like he will be in a movie interview for a movie that he's just done and he's still talking about the Illuminati.
Speaker 1:But I think, because I mean well minus the Illuminati thing. But I think he's bitter, I think a lot of it comes from being bitter and and maybe Not liking the success of some of his peers and that sucks.
Speaker 5:Could be, could be. I Just think that part he wants to stay relevant in part, that's just who he is a person, probably. Probably Just he just likes to do that kind of stuff. I get it. You know everyone's different and I'm not gonna, you know, punch down on him because I don't know the guy. You know I'd never talked to him, so I don't know who he is the person. Yeah, I just think that it was a big waste of time to go on this platform and then spill your guts out about stuff that he talked about. I haven't watched it but allegedly, like will had sex. The guy and it was like at this day in nature cares like.
Speaker 5:I heard that will got fucked by JD all the time. Anyways, you're not. You're not saying anything new to here, but see, even that was kind of fucked up.
Speaker 1:Yeah his own best friend, or quote best friend was the one that outed him and saying that or whatever.
Speaker 2:Who will Smith's best friend?
Speaker 1:Yeah, like they were, they were friends, like I mean, they think they've been friends for a lot of years and all of a sudden he went on a YouTube channel to somebody else's and he spilled all the tea. You know how they say.
Speaker 1:Like he spilled all the tea and he was saying that, yeah, you know, will was what so-and-so and all I had them have sex and I seen, will you know, get it and Like, like, why, like, like you're saying like how seven, saying like who cares if you had sex with another man, like that's Whatever right besides the point, but the fact that it was like it's not your thing to tell, it's not your secret, or it's not your anything like I don't know, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all I all I gotta say is I would. If somebody gave me a movie deal, I put on my dress.
Speaker 5:I Mean that is a big deal for, like some black community and stuff. They don't. They think it's degrading, right. But you know a lot of people do it, even way back in the day it wasn't just a black thing. A lot of people have worn dresses and you know they do a part and then they start doing other parts. Right, am I gonna do that kind of stuff? In my mind I would say no. But if it means a big deal, I don't know, I couldn't say.
Speaker 2:Couldn't say either way, do you remember watching the interview with Oprah that Dave's repel did about specifically that? Yeah, about like he was fighting the producers on it and? But I mean, yeah, to each his own. And if you, if you want to do it, then do it. If you don't want to do it, then you have. You have that that capability of pushing back. Why not? If you're able to do it might as well.
Speaker 5:Yeah, right, yeah, even you know I've, I did for a show and I'm gradually getting people and writers. And Even with that, like, I know, there's gonna be a time where producers gonna be like, well, we think you should do this, and that's when you have to kind of put your your foot down. If it's a good idea you know great assault I'll take it Right, think about it. But if this is my idea and I know we know what the crowd likes and what, what direction I want this to go into I don't give a fuck what you got to say. You know either you take it or leave it. You know you can, you know, stick with your guns and they might kick you off, or they respect you and they let you do your thing.
Speaker 5:But yeah, that's why I always liked they should be, especially that you know he had so he had the greatest sketch show at the time and walks away from it and people, people were saying I would have taken the money, I would done this and that. Well, he has morals, yeah, he has a moral compass and he's not gonna just take a deal just because he owes all this money. I will say he was smart for coming back, because I looked at his net worth and yeah, it's not you know it's not accurate, but they said like a combined total of two million. With him as well, I was like, yeah, that's, that's nasty. And then, like four months later, he came back with the special, yet like 42. I was like, yeah, that's what's up. So I, you know, he, he left for a while and then he was like, yeah, I ain't stuck it some money because these niggas going to college I need some.
Speaker 2:Have you watched his new special? Yeah yeah, that was solid. It was really good yeah.
Speaker 5:I love. When he went off on the the special needs, he was like I'm not talking about transgender, so I'm gonna talk about the special needs.
Speaker 2:I was like, like oh my god, that the opening joke on that was just hilarious. The whole, the whole thing was just Was amazing. I just recently watched Shane Gillis his special, the the newest one that he it's. It's older already, yeah, but it was my first time watching his special. I've seen him on podcast. I listened to his podcast, I watch it, but it was the first time that one was was good to him.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he's. Yeah, Dave's and and Shane's are both fucking. Shane is fucking hilarious and he's just like a bro, so when he talks it's like someone's just talking and they're just. You know, they're just vibing with the group.
Speaker 2:Right, like he's at, like a tailgate and he's just talking to his bros, just talking shit, and then yeah, it's hilarious. That's how he talks on stage and it works perfectly.
Speaker 5:And that's what I'm trying to get to with my comedy. I'm trying to get to a point where I'm not Doing a joke, I'm just talking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's jokes in this. That's the hardest part, dude, because you have to write Right, you sit down, you write, you practice them. You have to go on stage and make it seem like it's not practiced. Yeah, exactly, that's the hard part, dude In front of people to in front of strangers, no less.
Speaker 5:Yeah, in front of people, when you're hoping that it'll be funny, you're hoping that you know this might hit somebody and make them laugh, and Especially the whole thing of like making it seem like it's not practiced, I always told people Say it like it's not funny, like you're not, you're not trying to be funny, you're just saying it. And then it usually works for me, like I just say it and people laugh, you're like, yeah, perfect. And then you know you might give a chuckle or you just stay serious. But that always helps me, especially with my nerves, you know, if I just say it instead of like trying to ask for a laugh.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5:I just say it as like this isn't funny, but I'm just gonna say it anyways. It usually helps a lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, especially Like figuring out like what type of energy to put behind Like a certain setup or a certain joke.
Speaker 3:It's. It's a lot dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, people don't know, realize how Complicated it can be, or unless I'm just making it complicated and I don't know, because some Can have the ability just to go up on stage and be funny, like some. People are gifted like that. Yeah, you know like I hear who does that. I think I was watching like a YouTube video on the different ways or different approaches that some comedians have, and who was? I think Louis CK has his way of just. He has like one word or one word idea, goes on stage and just riffs.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for 10 minutes, and he has people behind the curtain writing down. Okay, this was funny, this was funny. You use this one and other people work hours on hours on their setup and punches and Go on stage, memorize them, go on stage and then come back and it's. There's a lot of different Approaches to it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, there's a lot of different aspects. I definitely think I'm I've kind of I've kind of found that I've I'm in between that like I'll do sometimes one word and I'll riff on it and I'll find something funny and the whole. I truly believe you should record every set, because sometimes I'll say stuff and I'll totally forget about it and I'll look back at my videos. I'm like that was fucking good and like people will laugh at it, and then I'll just totally forget about it and I'll bring it back and then it did still is solid, but Sometimes I'll write the whole thing out, sometimes I'll write one word and it works. I think it's good practice though. Yeah, you should really do that. Everyone like who's, who's just starting out, who's even, you know, just a veteran, you should just do one word and then just see where it goes, see where it takes you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did that on Saturday night and go well, but I think that was because I'm glad that there was a distraction like in the back of the brewery, because it distracted them for me bombing so bad Somebody was like this sucks, yeah, I'm glad that there's a 80s music playing in the back. Oh, I love this song.
Speaker 5:There's always one person that's like danis.
Speaker 2:You can tell too, sometimes you like, you look at and we're just like were you there on that Monday when that that audience member or whatever that customer like went off on Vinny? Were you there?
Speaker 5:I just left and then I was like man. Why is it always when I leave?
Speaker 2:so that was a while.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I was like sitting at home, like in my bed, and then I just saw Gibby's story was like and he's just, he's just showing. It was like a little hour later. I was like yeah. I would have went off on him. Vinny was nice about. I would have been like he was. He was really.
Speaker 5:He's really nice yeah but I was like that's not me. As soon as a white person starts talking, I'm like I'm like slave time, bro, I have rights, right something. Something wacky I'll say, but it was weird because it was the. It was the one of the comics girlfriend's parents and it was like the joke. Vinny said I've heard him say it and it's not. You know, he's not shooting at someone specific, he's just talking about hookers.
Speaker 5:Yeah it's a basic joke, and then it was. I guess that set him off very weird, very weird people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, especially about hookers, I mean, come on.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it was just. It's just a hooker joke and it's just real quick and then maybe she was a hooker. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't think it may be. I think so. That's the only thing, right it?
Speaker 5:has to be like. My wife was a hooker. Yeah it's a great hooker.
Speaker 1:Maybe she was like on a hooker date with him and then he's like everybody knows, everybody knows everybody yeah.
Speaker 2:He's like, just like super uh.
Speaker 1:On it, yeah, on edge about it. That's the only thing I could think of.
Speaker 5:Yeah this isn't my hooker date. He's sweating. This is this is my wife of ten years, julia.
Speaker 2:She clearly has hooker shoes, Dan. She looks like Julia Roberts and Pretty woman.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, she did, she did. I like the way she was sitting either. She had like her leg up, like one leg down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she did like, she was not like. I mean not that there's any, I Guess standard, but come on, yeah, you're eating out in a restaurant. Like, put your feet down.
Speaker 5:Yeah, this ain't the same. You know a picnic or something. Yeah, that's just kind of weird man, but yeah, it was just hooker vibes. Definitely on the street corner vibes.
Speaker 1:No shade to anyone. I'm not green, but sex work is work.
Speaker 5:Yes okay, god, do what you gotta. Do, man, all right, yes, like a few winners in.
Speaker 3:You know if I personally never done that yeah.
Speaker 2:It's work.
Speaker 5:I can't be gay man. I might have some gay jokes, but I Haven't tapped into that yet.
Speaker 2:I have some ideas that I want to To roll out, but I haven't really made time to sit down and because I have, I have some ideas about how, the, how Good. I'll just give you the premise of how good. But what's the? What's the correct word I'm looking for Amber On how good, the it's not Renaissance, it's something else I'll get.
Speaker 5:The gay agenda Really is yeah, I'm kind of jealous that they took the fucking the flag like they got the whole rainbow and shit, right, that's it pissed me off. When I figured that out I was like man, black people should have gotten this put some brown.
Speaker 3:There's something yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:You can't even draw a flag now. As a kid, I respect to them like they.
Speaker 2:They did that, but it's like man I wish we could have had this Imagine if Pink Floyd, like, had to change their whole dark side of the moon album cover because they were just so homophobic. Imagine they're gonna say like, like.
Speaker 5:They have to put respect on like a hashtag gay pride or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, respectfully, we're listening to Pink Floyd all month long. Dark side of the moon.
Speaker 5:They just take out the whole rainbow and just make it black. Ah man, that would yeah well, it's dark side of the moon. Yeah, we're just. We're just representing how it actually was.
Speaker 2:Wasn't like to be a rainbow or they add, like the trans flag, colors in there with the black. Well, what's the that? The LGBTQ plus the their, their flag right has all the colors. I could see Pink Floyd doing that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, maybe for a pride month.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they're English, so then they don't have no soul. They don't think about stuff like that anyways.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I don't know like I'm cool with you, know all that, the LGBTQ plus the, the trans, all that stuff. You know they're cool people, but they just need to know I take a joke, you know, if you, if you know you're free on the spotlight a lot, just know that people are gonna make fun of you. People are gonna want to, especially comedians. Off, bro, you're gold to them. So don't, don't take offense to it, just know, like we respect you guys, if you can make fun of someone, part of you respects them and part of you knows that. Like it's not easy being whoever they are. Like it, bro, it's not easy being a man to women, it's not easy thing, right. But I'm gonna make fun of you. You know I'll give you sneeze. You dick might pop back out. Like I don't, like I'm gonna say something like that, but don't take offense to it.
Speaker 2:Have you gotten any Like negative reaction from I? You've been doing it for a couple months. Have you gotten that before?
Speaker 5:Not too harshly. I have like a it's like a question joke and I said it once and like the lady, she was a she's a fellow comedian but for some reason she thought it was an actual like question and I was being very sarcastic about it. But she, just she. You could tell she was offended by it.
Speaker 5:Hmm and it was. It's just. It's just a little question. I sometimes do that. Then in my set You've had like, if I did something like like a gay joke, I'll say that, you know, but people know I think part of me is thinks that I I'm so like good at the sarcasm and so, like you know, I don't make it seem like it's a joke. People think I'm serious about it and so.
Speaker 5:I kind of like rubs even on girlfriend, like she didn't realize, like for years I was being super sarcastic and then now she thinks, because I'm doing comedy that I've just you know, I'm all of a sudden doing these jokes, like no, this is all I am. This is how I always been. You know I'm fucked up. You know I say fucked up stuff, but I'm not serious about every single thing.
Speaker 2:That's true, me neither. I'm never serious, to be honest in yeah.
Speaker 1:Sometimes I want you to be. How does your like going? What you're talking about, like your girlfriend, like because I know for me I'm Not that I'm, I don't think I'm uptight, but there's certain jokes that he like runs by me and I'm like no, you can't say, like, don't say that, because I'm Conscious of you, know people's feelings and things like that, and he's just like it's a joke and I'm like I know it's a joke, but like I'm still nervous, right, like what's your dynamic Like do you tell your girlfriend jokes like before?
Speaker 1:like does she kind of like tell you like don't say that. Or like what's kind of a dynamic between, like Girlfriend and comic you know within your relationship?
Speaker 5:Yeah, she, I've definitely thrown some jokes there. She's like you like don't say that. I'm like I'm saying I'm not gonna stop and not say it and I make sure she's like there to hear it too. You know, I like the fat joke, like I told her that she's like ooh, I was like I'm gonna make sure some big, big chicks and the crowd to look at him and yeah, I say a lot of F-dove stuff. I say the n-word around her a lot and like Just the way I say like I'll do like a country accent and then, you know, say like some racial slur.
Speaker 5:Yeah and she, you know I'll be like I need to do that on stage. She'll be like that's, that's hard, that's she, she's very. She's definitely the better half, because she's a better person than me, because I'll just say shit and your girlfriend's what?
Speaker 2:what nationality is?
Speaker 5:she Filipino, oh, okay straight from the Philippines.
Speaker 2:Oh, they say the n-word all the time.
Speaker 5:No, I don't think yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3:I don't have problem with it.
Speaker 5:I call them the black Asians. They're more black than me. Sometimes they be ballin up wearing Kobe jerseys. Yeah, but she came for the Philippines at 13 and then, oh wow, yeah, she came to America. And then, yeah, it's been. I think it's been like 13 years now she's been here. But you already spoke English, never cuz they speak English out yeah. Yeah, but she's definitely more like I Mean she has her times where she's not socially like conscious of like certain things, but that's with her family, like yeah with me.
Speaker 5:I know like this is gonna rile people up and so I'll purposely do it, but I think for a while I'd tell her like I'm not serious about all this stuff, like I have respect for all races and nationalities. I just know it's funny to make fun of them, do you?
Speaker 2:have any jokes about her.
Speaker 5:Surprisingly not a lot.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 5:Yeah, surprisingly like, I don't see her as Filipino, I just see her as a person, right?
Speaker 1:It's like I know just any girlfriend jokes and yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'll do like girlfriend jokes, but like race jokes, like no especially the Filipinos. No, surprisingly I have a few like their whole, like their whole they. They speak to Gallo. Oh, like how they speak sounds like a IOU. I could just.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, it's yeah, it's nothing like okay, yeah, it might get chuckled, but yeah, surprisingly I just don't see her as Filipino. I know people say like, oh, like I don't see race, and you know people like I yes, you do, but I honestly don't, like, I just don't like when I see you, like I forget, like you're Hispanic, like right, I don't think about it, it just doesn't.
Speaker 3:You know I just think about me. Yeah, I don't think about it.
Speaker 5:I can see it, I can see it.
Speaker 1:They look like you know my entire family thought he was Filipino when I first started dating them.
Speaker 5:I can see yeah, I have a cousin the other day.
Speaker 1:She's from like Mexico and she I don't see her too often, but she follows me on social media and I guess she was at my parents house and my mom was telling them that I was helping his family make tamales. And then she's like, oh, they make the malice to my mom's like, to what do you mean? And he's like, yeah, you know, because they're Filipino.
Speaker 3:I was like he's not.
Speaker 1:Filipino. He's Mexican. She's like oh my god, I thought the whole time he was Filipino.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I get that a lot, dude, I get that a lot. I I'm I'm in the process of writing that into my act. I have, I have one joke that it's not even, it's not even hitting Like Filipino, it's hitting more Chinese people, which I need to like go back and be right, but I'm trying to, I'm trying to fit that in. Yeah, yeah yeah, I think.
Speaker 5:I think her whole family would like if I was like doing Filipino stuff.
Speaker 2:They would they would like it.
Speaker 5:They love, like they love Joe Koi.
Speaker 2:Oh, there you go. But he's like primarily just Filipinos. Just Do an impregnate, do impressions of Joe.
Speaker 5:Koi at the Golden Globe. He was funny, but people were stuck up until it was being bitchy.
Speaker 2:So what? What did he say?
Speaker 1:anyway, that was so dumb. What was he?
Speaker 5:saying anyways. He said something about like we got, we got all these cameras and there's less angles of Taylor Swift, something of that sort.
Speaker 1:He said. He said like there's how do you say he's like there's less angles of Taylor Swift at the Golden Globes and there is an NFL game.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that was funny. I thought it was weird yeah that's all he said.
Speaker 1:Cuz her, her boyfriend's a NFL player.
Speaker 5:So I guess every time she goes to his to his game.
Speaker 1:They always put the camera on her and Taylor Swift is, and all Taylor Swift that. So he's saying like we caught less, you know camera shots of her here, at the show than at an NFL game.
Speaker 5:She didn't like the joke and she gave like the bitches in the world.
Speaker 1:And then all her supporters now are like he's not funny. He was this, he was that. I'm like.
Speaker 5:It was funny and it's true. Taylor the ruins everything. It's not because of her, it's just her status and she's just too big. Yeah, like if she would have been dating him in secret then it would have been cool, or she just not have gone to any of the games. They kicked the guy off not kicked him off, but a very one announcer for the NFL. They took him off a segment because he said you know, this isn't about something of sort of, this isn't about Taylor Swift, it's about the game. Like we need to stop showing her so much. Pretty much of that sort. And they took him off because it was like she's bringing in fans for them and they don't want that to be taken away.
Speaker 5:But oh my god, she, just she ruins it. But she's not a bad person, it's just you're too famous.
Speaker 2:You're Taylor Swift, yeah yeah, they're calling a lot of attention to her.
Speaker 5:wherever she goes, she's gonna be called Into into the spotlight wherever, yeah it, it sucks, but you know, maybe, maybe go to hockey. Shit. Stop stop fucking with these NFL. Yeah, exactly go to.
Speaker 2:How about go to a game that nobody goes to, if you want?
Speaker 5:to do cricket, do cricket, do cricket guy. They're wrestling, perfect, I think off exactly Entertainment, yeah we need Tiger.
Speaker 2:Woods is see but in go date Tiger Woods, how about that?
Speaker 1:in two years It'll be over again, and that's betting a lot.
Speaker 5:They get married and shit.
Speaker 2:Go date Bill Cosby.
Speaker 1:But, that's a power couple, but going back to like like you know what you were saying, like the whole, like you respect people and and you know your jokes are jokes like yeah, I Recently, because I mean obviously I, I know, go, I live with him, he's my partner. He's everything you know and and yeah, there's sometimes that I'm like alright, don't say that or whatever like in real life, right. But as far as jokes, I understand where they're coming from, their jokes or entertainment there.
Speaker 2:I still say, you still tell me, not say.
Speaker 1:I still say but he, you know, recently he's incorporated me into his line. You know his five minutes and and I'm okay with that, I'm okay with that he runs them through me, whatever, or by me, and Recently, at a show he did a couple weeks ago, someone in the crowd was like oh, yeah don't say that. Oh that's messed up. And then someone in the crowd was like hey, like that was awesome.
Speaker 2:It's a joke.
Speaker 1:and then she's like I know it's a joke, but it's still messed up. And I'm on the other side, like cracking up, like you know, and and to me I just think like there has to be a point in comedy where everyone needs to realize it it's comedy, it's scripted, it's thought out, it's methodical, like it's like yeah, yeah, there's things that happen right on the fly and that people you know, like crowd work and things like that. But other than that, I mean it's it's an art to make people laugh, like don't take it so Up the butt, like right to me.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, especially going to a comedy show, if you get offended going to a comedy show that you have a problem.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what I've, I've I've recently been Thinking about, and a lot of videos that I've been watching is there. There's two things right. That's why they have the I'm repeating this that there's. That's why they have the tragedy and Comedy right next to each other, because they both go hand in hand. You can't have comedy without a little bit of tragedy, and a lot of tragedy is negative right yeah like there's not really Many positive things that you can joke about. I mean there is, but most of it comes from the darkness of life.
Speaker 5:Yeah, even when you do something positive, they they still flip it around and do something you know negative with it to make it funny. Exactly no one's. No one's gonna laugh at someone like the. The childbirth, you know that's a beautiful thing, but you might. You might talk about how your girl's vagina looks like shit.
Speaker 5:Now, you know you might yeah flip it around, but nothing, nothing good is really that funny. Some things are, some comedians can do it and good for them, but that's not me, you know. I like the darkness, I like the, because I've had times where you're like you're in a deep hole and then the only thing that pulls you out is comedy. Yeah, that makes you you happy is when you laugh and you have good times. But you know positively, you know that can be positive of course, laughing and having a good time with your friends and yourself. But when it comes to comedy, definitely Bad things are always funny.
Speaker 2:Exactly bad things. Bad, I mean just Tragedy in general. Right, and I think I think it was what George Carlin that's at this fine. Yet I'm gonna butcher it Like finding the, the line between I don't know, look up a George Carlin's favorite famous quote of Comedy. I guess he he says something like finding the line of I don't know, I'm gonna look it up George Carlin's, I'm trying to remember it right now I can't, but it's something like there we go famous quotes. It's something like finding the Something. It's about comedy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, george Carlin is like your grandpa, that spits you knowledge dude he.
Speaker 2:I remember watching him. I think I was like like eight years old and a family member she was watching it one of like his specials about Religion and I was like this guy is Like who is this? I didn't even know what comedy was until I seen this.
Speaker 5:I didn't know he was actually young, like I thought he looked like that when I was a kid, though I honestly thought he was just old the whole time, because I every special I saw him he was just old as shit. I'm like this guy's just never been young yeah.
Speaker 2:Benjamin Button backwards, I guess, but he was doing comedy back in like the 70s. I love watching videos of old comics, like even Robin Williams, like back in.
Speaker 5:Yeah, people forget that a lot of these comedians In movies Were just amazing comedians right, dude.
Speaker 2:I just realized that I think we talked about this a few few weeks back about how Most of my favorite movies, uh, were comics from SNL or comedians from From mad tv, like stuff like that. A lot of who who who's a comic. Look at black and another black and white picture of um, yeah, damn, yeah, look at him, he's totally, but it was.
Speaker 5:he completely changed his as black and white times, segregation times.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, it's a bit funny Dang, I'd probably laugh.
Speaker 5:if I was a black man in the 50s, I'd probably laugh. I don't yeah, it's funny, it's white man's funny.
Speaker 2:Uh, who else had a stick like this? Uh, not Paul Mooney. Uh, richard Pryor. Richard Pryor had the same thing. He wore a suit, he was this, he was trying to get it. He was trying to be bill Cosby back in the day can't be bill Cosby.
Speaker 5:Bill Cosby was the goat back then until he started With the rape thing. Right, I'm gonna answer to you. Just let the man be. He the dude had cataracts and dude looked like a Fucking old dog. Just let him be. Dude looked like he couldn't even see five feet in front of him. Just let him die in peace. You know, throw him in, he's already out. He's already out. I. I heard that yeah, you got out. Probably had the greatest time in jail. Probably just gave everybody pudding pops.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I want, I want to see him and uh Uh, him and oj share a cell like I wonder what their cell would look like.
Speaker 5:That would just if they were cellmates? I want to. I want to see them on a video, just like a podcast, and just talk, just talk about Just everything. Oj slips up, and so when I killed, I mean when, when the killer did we got him.
Speaker 2:Dude, did you see the book that he's coming out? I think? Who? Huh? Another book. He's coming out with a book that says like I did it or something, look up, look up his his book out with a book that it says like if I did it, if I did it but that came out a while ago, did it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm, I'm old. That was a great, that's a great header for a book. If I did it, if I this is how I would. If I did it, I didn't do it there we go Look at oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:He says I did it.
Speaker 5:Oh, wait, is that by him though?
Speaker 2:Oh, there's two books that came out, I think he did the one, if I did it.
Speaker 1:Oh, if I did it? Yeah, you did it See.
Speaker 2:No, so the one that Vsauce has. So one was published that says I did it and that got like he pulled it off of the shelves or something.
Speaker 1:I would have let it keep him. The Goldman family. Who's the Goldman family, oh?
Speaker 5:this one, the guy that this killer killed. Yeah, allegedly he was framed for killing. I'm gonna be honest with you. He did that shit. I'm gonna be honest with you, but it's awesome because he got away with it and it was perfectly at the time.
Speaker 1:Oh, so the Goldman family is from the person that they incarcerated for the murder. Oh, so they're writing the book saying like I'm assuming they're probably gonna say that OJ did it and not that guy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they hate OJ. Yeah, he got. He swindled out of giving them a crap ton of money that he was supposed to give them for whatever.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I had his head get like three times bigger.
Speaker 5:That's what happened when you get old and black Talking about old black with big heads, but yeah, in my eyes he did it and he got away with it. And it's great because it was at a time when there was the Rodney King riots and they pulled that black card hard, they threw it at the judges like fucking black card in, like and one because of it. And it's great if you watch the actual court cases and then you watch the reenactment with Cuba Good and Jr.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, that was so good.
Speaker 5:The ending is hilarious. He did this in real life, but he's like you know a group of people, and he's like he gives a speech Like I will stop at nothing to catch this killer. And you're just like bro, just stop, like we, you're good, you did it, you don't have to do this. And he was like I will, I will arrest that, nothing, I will hire a team. And then it's like bro, just just take the L, I mean just take the W and just go with it.
Speaker 2:Right. I wonder if they're going to come up with like a Bill Cosby movie would reenact him. Probably Cuba Good and Jr. He's just like every black person in history.
Speaker 5:He does look like. He does look like him a little bit.
Speaker 2:I would want to see, like Cuba Good and Jr Like, play every black like significant person in history.
Speaker 5:He's a little bit in deep water right now too.
Speaker 2:Is he really from?
Speaker 5:what rat or not harassing, but sex, sexual assault allegations Everybody right. I mean, if you fondle these chicks, you got to get caught eventually. Stop touching the breast and shit. Just look at them.
Speaker 2:Is there a Harvey Weinstein movie out there?
Speaker 5:Dock you series on Netflix. Is there Probably.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there is.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that one's another one. They got all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1:You know what, you know what case keeps me up at night since I was a kid and they still can't figure it out to John Peterson. No, the John Benet Ramsey.
Speaker 5:John Benet, I know that name.
Speaker 1:Do you guys remember?
Speaker 5:that yeah, I know his name.
Speaker 2:I heard Taylor Swift is like God damn it, was it, taylor Swift. There's a conspiracy about John Benet Ramsey being. John Benet Ramsey was the little girl. Yeah, oh yeah, there's a pageant.
Speaker 5:I always forget that.
Speaker 2:There's a conspiracy about it's actually Taylor. Swift. It's actually Taylor Swift, but the years are all mixed up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this one look like her though no Nah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's a weird one.
Speaker 2:It's a weird one.
Speaker 1:It's very.
Speaker 2:See if you can find a little clip of John Benet Ramsey is there's another one where I think that it was internal and it was.
Speaker 5:The parents Probably. Well, they said that it was the brother. They probably like oh yeah, the brother probably pushed the shit over down some stairs.
Speaker 1:Broken egg. They say it was the brother, and then the parents covered it up for the brother, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 5:I'm snitching on my son. I might need a little nigga to do it. Yeah, I'm too. Take that nigga to jail. He's only 10. Take him to jail.
Speaker 2:So, like the prequel to the orphan, that's pretty much the bait. Have you seen that movie?
Speaker 5:I've watched the orphan, the first one, not the second one.
Speaker 2:No, the second one is kind of like a prequel. It's kind of hilarious because they try to make her like younger and it just looks all bad. Yeah, it looks terrible, but that was the basic. That was basically what the story, the plot was in the movie. Yeah, the plot was that the son killed the daughter and they try to make it look like she was abducted.
Speaker 1:Oh no, it says Katy Perry.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's Katy Perry. That's what it is.
Speaker 1:Oh, it does look like her, though. Maybe, yeah, I see.
Speaker 5:That'd be kind of cool, it's.
Speaker 2:Katy Perry.
Speaker 5:Maybe she just doesn't remember or something. Maybe she doesn't remember, I don't know. I never heard of this. No, you've always got something, though, am I right? These white folks always got something.
Speaker 1:Something though.
Speaker 5:I need some black people to do some crazy shit Worse than OJ the whole thing is like that. Cosby wasn't. Nah, that's what you did in the day. You drug some bitches and you slept with them. You throw a little stuff in the drink and then you raped them. That was just what you did back then. Every white did it. Cosby, you got to do this. You throw a little tablet in the drink and you rape them afterwards. Everyone's doing it. You won't get caught, I swear.
Speaker 1:I think that's like we've been watching this other like docuseries on kind of like what the orphan is about. Right? What's her name? Natalia Grace yeah that one's cool. Have you heard of that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, is that.
Speaker 1:She was like a little person and then they like changed her age and all that. But the entire time that we're watching it, we're just like fucking white people, Fucking white people.
Speaker 3:They're crazy.
Speaker 1:The whole time and all these docuseries are white people. There's a trend Like why are they scared of us? We're they're crazier.
Speaker 2:I feel like they're just bored. There's no more plantations, they can't have slaves, they can't call Mexican spicks anymore. They're just bored now.
Speaker 5:Out here. You can't say they go to the south. They're saying it. Are they really? They say it. It's not like derogatory, like oh fuck you, they say it just.
Speaker 2:Because they're bored. I think they're just bored, that's it.
Speaker 5:Shout out to the white people. They're cool, but it's 50-50.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:A lot of them make the other ones look bad, just like black people. You know black persons on the news for robbing someone and everyone thinks they're all in it. It's with the white people Got one cold, maybe three or four, and then they kill each other. All these white people were doing it, right, maybe?
Speaker 1:I had my fucking white people moment already today. Once I seen this lady on Instagram and she was making tortillas, right, but like flour tortillas or tortillas harina, but she was making them sourdough and I was like don't do that and she's all making sourdough tortillas and I'm like is this a white lady?
Speaker 1:And then I go into white lady and then I go into the comments and then all the white ladies are like yum, delicious. And then someone's like can I make enchiladas with these? And then, like I never comment. I'm the type that just reads and then gets angry. I never comment and I was like no, enchiladas are corn tortillas. I couldn't, I just had to, and I was just like fucking white people.
Speaker 5:Yeah, these white ladies are crazy. Yeah, they be doing too much. I when I see those a documentary series or documentary movies, it's like about a cult. And then there's one black guy like brother. What are you doing? There is. There, always is, and our fellow member, our fellow African-American brother, robert Gibson. You're like hey, how's it going? You're like God, fucking damn it.
Speaker 1:I just seen one, but it was a black girl. She was the only one there.
Speaker 5:And you can easily spot them in any picture. Oh there, she is Right there.
Speaker 2:Oh, there he is, they need one, they need one.
Speaker 5:They need a cultured look at our fellow African-American brother.
Speaker 2:God damn it Right. Which cult was it Amber? Was it the? The, the, the.
Speaker 1:I don't remember what they're called, but yeah, the one that the lady was dead. Oh wait, the lady was dead, yeah, I remember they were holding her in the bed, that she was like mother God, it was a cult.
Speaker 5:That was weird.
Speaker 1:Did you watch?
Speaker 5:that? No, I've heard about it, though I got to watch that. I watched the one on HBO Max where this guy, this guy in her, his wife, made this cult about how they're supposed to be picked up by a spaceship in like a certain amount of time and the wife dies. And it was like he made some shit like oh, she's been picked up by the spaceship, like no, she just died.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think it's that one.
Speaker 5:No, no, no, Is it a different one? Yeah.
Speaker 1:Cause they thought of the same thing, but she she was like mother, god, yeah. And then all her. I don't remember what she would call them, but something along the line of like like alien wise, and it was like Robin Williams.
Speaker 5:Robin Williams was, was her nice person that would come to her. I wonder what she would do. Like was she just making wacky jokes? I'm Robin Williams and like flailing around.
Speaker 1:She would yell and like pick them up and stuff, and then they'd be like it's Robin Williams, this must be, Robin.
Speaker 5:Williams, I'm like Robin Williams was funny and like why are you?
Speaker 1:beating people.
Speaker 2:I want a cult where their cult leader like Paul Mooney. That'd be cool, That'd be mine.
Speaker 5:Sweet.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:But they always sleep with each other and they like there's always one. That's like I can only sleep with all the women and it's like why?
Speaker 2:Only me.
Speaker 5:Only I, the true God, can have sex with all these multiple women Right.
Speaker 2:But is is is having a cult like a white thing, Like is there any cult that besides the Baptist church, is there anything that black people can?
Speaker 5:I mean the only cults I know are gangs Like that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, as close as you're going to get.
Speaker 1:I mean that. I guess that's a cult, for if you want to, yeah, latinos don't have cults either. Yeah, we don't. I mean the Catholic church, but it's just over here, Colton and shit.
Speaker 5:We do other stuff than just get bored. Now we don't have cults.
Speaker 2:We have quarter 45s, yeah, and two zigzags.
Speaker 5:I've seen videos of like on Instagram and every time I see them, I just think this is going to end up a cult. But it's like a white person. They're like saying does anyone else want to start a farm with their friends and start doing their own community thing? Yeah, yeah, you're just like this. That's a cult. This is how a cult starts. Yeah, yeah, we're going to start doing things right and the government's not helping us. And then there's just one person that's like how about we kill somebody? We need a black guy. Hi, we're going to black people, we need at least one. What about Hispanics? No, no, no, no Black person.
Speaker 2:No, we need a black person All right, and I'm that black guy too.
Speaker 5:It's always me. He has a nose ring he has a septum ring.
Speaker 3:He's like I'm that black. Have you heard him talk?
Speaker 5:He doesn't sound black, he doesn't even look like it sometimes.
Speaker 2:I thought he was white. Yeah, I thought he was Cuban. To be honest, god damn it.
Speaker 1:Wait, so is your name really seven?
Speaker 5:Yes, man yeah, we got to discuss that. There is that nitty gritty.
Speaker 1:This is what I wanted to know.
Speaker 2:We were at an open mic right and I think it was like I didn't even know you that well. And then I asked you I was like is seven your real name? And then I was like well, you have a sister named six too, right?
Speaker 5:Or was that Brother? Yeah, oh yeah, brother. Brother's name, six sister's name is unique, but spelled with an E.
Speaker 2:See, I told you I wasn't lying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he told me, and I was like no, you're lying.
Speaker 5:I always get that I used to wear my ID like in, like a zipper wallet that would like connect to my belt, to like show people real quick, cause it got to a point where, like everyone, like they would hear my name and they're like, oh, is it really your name? But yeah, my dad, before he married my mom, he changed his last name, then he married her and then he had my sister first, then my brother, then me and yeah.
Speaker 5:I mean it's cool but like I said that that's six afraid of seven, shit gets old real quick. You know, I've been hearing it since like elementary school and it's like it's just not funny.
Speaker 1:What's the I mean? Do they ever tell you like what? What was the meaning behind it? Or it was just one of those names that they liked?
Speaker 5:Yeah, my dad just really liked the name.
Speaker 1:I think it's a cool name.
Speaker 5:Yeah, Appreciate it. Yeah, he thought, like you know seven is a whole and you know it's a full number of people. They go and they talk about the Bible and stuff. Yeah, that's cool, I just made the Bible. What is the? It's supposed to be like this on the seventh day. God raised oh yeah, like sevens of whole numbers.
Speaker 2:That's pretty funny, dude, have you ever worked? That's actually a good premise.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, it's, it's uh, I try and stay away from it. Or you do I shouldn't you know? Cause it's gold, like you know, especially when I talk about it.
Speaker 2:I mean you're, you're an African American. Uh, your name seven. Um God rested on the seventh day.
Speaker 5:God was, god was black you can.
Speaker 2:You can draw the line between that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, I just it's too easy. That's why I like to challenge myself. So when it's like the name and then I'm black and I sound like a white dude, it's just too easy. I'm like I'll do something, like I'll do like a fat person joking, it's like it's hard. I was a fat guy, like I was. I was big, I was like 250 at my at my most and you know I slimmed down, but you know it was. It was cool being a fat guy. Yeah, I wasn't happy. I wasn't a happy fat guy.
Speaker 2:I can't write fat jokes. I haven't. I haven't, really. Do I have a fat joke about myself? No, I don't. I have a my sister's fat type of joke, but I don't want to touch on that, my sister's.
Speaker 5:She's a heavier set woman. I'll say that, but I don't know. It's just I don't want to. I don't like ragging on my family.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't, I don't, that's my whole set. I, that's my whole act. It really is. But I, I'm, I think like when I write stuff about my family and most it's because my immediate family is not around anymore, they're not alive, so it's like it's I don't know if I would be doing these things if they were alive. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, like there there's there's a difference. Like sometimes I feel like a jerk for doing them, and they're they're not around, they, they don't have anybody, they can't defend themselves.
Speaker 2:But then, I mean, I don't know it's, it's a weird.
Speaker 1:I'm alive and you make jokes about me. It's a weird thing that I go through.
Speaker 5:Like the map. The most I'll do is my mom, cause she's a very like outspoken person. She's, you know, she looks super white, but she was like she uses tanning solution to look darker and she doesn't tan, she just puts it on and it's like, uh, it's like I guess. And then, uh, yeah, I talk about her sometimes. My brother I'll just mention him, but yeah, I usually don't do my family too much. I got to talk about my uncles. My uncles are, they're just all of a place. Two of them have passed, three of them. Three of them have passed and there's like one left and I don't know where that guy is. But talking about them is pretty fucking funny, yeah.
Speaker 2:I just wrote this, uh, this uncle one, about him telling me that I can never be as what is it? I can never be a good musician like Jimi Hendrix or something like that. Like he told me that Like what? Yeah, so I had a guitar, I was practicing guitar and he's seen that I, like I was practicing guitar, but one day he was like a polluter, right Like he was drunk and uh, we picked him up from a party, from like a club, and we were at his uh, dd for the day and I was in the back and I think I was like 12 years old and they picked him up. He was a fucking, he was drunk as hell and he turns over and he's like Gilbert, you'll never be good as Jimi Hendrix and it just it, it it hurt me, like it, it sucked. I was like.
Speaker 5:I'm like, look at what I'm a Santa, what you uh-huh, you could have said.
Speaker 2:You could have said Santana, excuse me, but he was like a huge Jimi Hendrix fan and like he was a huge James Brown fan, Like he just he loved music so much. But that's like in his mind, like he probably wanted to tell me that when he was sober, like dude, you suck, like give up, like you're not going to be good, but uh, yeah, I wrote a, I wrote a joke about that. It's pretty funny too about how, um, yeah, I'll let you. Are you coming to Wednesday's uh, open mic? Yeah, You're going to be there, Okay.
Speaker 5:I gotta do, uh, I gotta do a mic after that, because I'm doing, uh, some video stuff for my homie at third wheel. I don't know if you've seen or gone there. I haven't been there yet. Yeah, it's pretty solid, isn't it? He has a good show, uh. But yeah, he wants me to do like the video and stuff, take pictures and all that.
Speaker 1:I get some time as well, but oh yeah, what else do you do other than comedy?
Speaker 5:Uh, I do, uh, I do too much stuff sometimes, but you know, my main things are I do photography, I do film, only film or die. Oh really yeah, I don't do digital. It's cool, but maybe what's different, um, you just don't know what you're going to get with film like this one's just all film. So when I shoot a picture, I don't know.
Speaker 2:There's, literally there's. You have a film, yeah, there's a cartridge in there. Cartridge, that's cool.
Speaker 5:And then um yeah, I mean you, you get better at taking pictures because you have to guess like, okay, this is how it's going to turn out, this is, you know, the the. The whole scene is in your head and then when you finally get it developed, after it's the cartridge is done, you know, hopefully, you know it comes out good. It usually does. But uh, yeah, film. I read a lot. I have way too many fucking books that I haven't read.
Speaker 2:Same here, dude.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I have. Last time I kind of was like over, like almost 2000.
Speaker 2:What kind of oh shit, what kind of books do you usually read?
Speaker 5:Um, I've been to anything. I've been getting into more like poetry and uh love stories, but my main thing at first was uh like thrillers, like I love Stephen King, that's my favorite man. I have most of his stuff in Hard to Cover and uh, yeah, sci-fi stuff like that. I think sci-fi is uh the best drawing People should, you know, read more into it, because to me, sci-fi is uh more realistic.
Speaker 5:You know, if you look at some of uh the guy who made fuck, I forgot, I'm drawing a blank with his name but he made the time machine. It's a little book but uh, he went on and he was like pretty much telling how the future would be. He was like one day you'll have you'll be able to talk to people on the palm of your hand. You'll have a little card that'll have all your money on it, pretty much describing FaceTime and fucking credit cards or debit cards Back in like the fucking six or fifties, you know that time when that kind of stuff didn't exist. It might have been earlier than that, I don't know when this deal was live, but yeah.
Speaker 5:I just, I just think sci-fi is more of a realistic thing. That eventually is going to happen, especially with AI, ai's popping up. People aren't scared about it, but I say, let it happen.
Speaker 2:Did you the Scientology guy? Did you know he wrote like a lot of sci-fi, what's?
Speaker 5:his name.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 2:HB Hubbard Hubbard. Yes, Ronald.
Speaker 5:Al Hubbard.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 5:Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that dude was a little bit of a kook and made. He wrote a lot of books, dude.
Speaker 1:We have them. Do you know that you have them?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I I.
Speaker 2:I read uh, dianetics. Dianetics, that was like the birthing, that was like the. It's really good. It was a. I didn't know, it was a like I. I read a lot of uh self, uh self-help stuff. Mm yep, that was on the list for one of the best uh self-help. I read it and I was like this is fucking weird dude.
Speaker 2:And then I looked up and I was like, oh, what other stuff did this guy write? Yeah, and I wrote all this sci-fi stuff. And then I soon figured out that he was a Scientology, like he was the godfather of Scientology.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Where did I get it?
Speaker 1:The book. Uh-huh, you bought it online. Yeah, oh no. I remember going to Hollywood with my family, geez, and they lured us into going in there. We thought it was like a museum. Jesus, we thought it was a museum and they gave us a whole. It's pretty cool inside, I'm not gonna lie. They gave us like a whole little tour or everything.
Speaker 1:And then at the end, they try to convince us to like be part of it. And then once my parents were like, no, like we just thought it was a museum. And then they were like all right, well, can you buy our books? And my parents bought books, so they're somewhere in our home.
Speaker 2:Oh really, yeah From the actual place, yeah from the actual place and then your dad's like ah, you know what, I'm gonna give Jehovah's Witness a try. This isn't.
Speaker 1:I'm not feeling. That was a few years later.
Speaker 2:I'm not feeling this religion.
Speaker 5:I mean it's cool. But yeah, when you find out this dude made Battle Los Angeles, you like what the fuck Isn't he doing sci-fi and shit? This is the guy who created everything.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 5:And then you just you read into Scientology. This is stupid, that's some crazy stuff on there and like, yeah, not every religion is perfect and I'm glad people can find their religion and do it. But Scientology is like, what is? They're basically like I don't know if you've seen the GRE's podcast with a I forgot her name, but Ronnie Romney something, but she's from the King of Queens.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the girl, oh yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she talks about it and a lot of what she had to do was like pretty much snitch on people. You know she tried to snitch on Tom Cruise and they were like, nah, bitch, she don't fuck with Tom Cruise. Yeah, she didn't know for a while but yeah, it was weird, like if you did something you had to snitch on them, because if you didn't, someone who was there might snitch on you for not snitching. It was, it was. It's weird that they're all snitches.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, there you go. What was her name?
Speaker 1:Leah, remini, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:It's, but Tom Cruise is like the goat of that shit. Respect Tom Cruise. I can see why he stayed Like you get all this power, left his wife and kid too. It's like fuck that. I'ma be a God in this shit. Respect it, you know. Respect the hustle, yeah, respect the hustle.
Speaker 1:I watch.
Speaker 1:I watch this group of people on TikTok and their sole purpose like like their job, their life, everything, even their TikTok, is they stand outside of the building and they because, because they lower tourists into going, or people that are that are visiting Hollywood, because again they think it's a museum or oh, how cool, like we did.
Speaker 1:So they try to have people not go in there. So they're out there fighting with the people that are trying to bring them in, and then they're fighting to be like don't come in. And then people are like come in, don't come in, come in. And then they're like it's a call, and then they're like yelling, and then the tourists is like all scared, and then they're just like walk away at some point, like okay, never mind, bye. And then they're like feuding with the people from Scientology and they know each other on like a name basis and they're like, oh, look at, he came out with like like marks on his face and why are you wearing gloves? And there's this whole thing and it's it's a rabbit hole of videos, but I like watching them.
Speaker 5:I'd be the total opposite. I'd be like y'all need to come in here, this shit crazy. I'm gonna have to see this shit. I've been trying to give them in. They probably give me a little money or something.
Speaker 1:Give me a job.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you're doing great work, sabin.
Speaker 3:I'm just.
Speaker 5:I'm doing whatever. Whatever the Lord Scientology thing, I'm doing his work here.
Speaker 3:I'm doing it for Dianetics.
Speaker 5:Dianetics was crazy, right, I thought it was a weight loss thing, like I thought it was. Oh, really, I thought it was, cause it sounds like Dianetics, like it sounds like some weight loss.
Speaker 2:The reason why? Okay, and I'll tell you this, the reason why Dianetics. I didn't Ron Elhaber, I didn't know who he was. Dianetics the name, because there's another, there's a, there's another author that I think it's like something Maxwell that wrote a book called the Cyber Cybernetics. Can you look it up? For me it's called Social Cybernetics, but it was also another self-help book. Put Cy, it's not social Cybernetics, just put Cybernetics. I think that's what it's called Cybernetics by something Maxwell. And that was to a very good, a very good book about Psycho-cybernetics. There we go. Maxwell Malt, another psychoanalyst that wrote a book basically on self-development and it was in the realm of dienetics. I was like, oh, psycho-cybernetics. I mean, how far off can the dienetics be? Yeah, but all these are all old books. Look at this. One was written in 1960. I'm pretty sure dienetics was written around the same time. Can you look up dienetics? See when that was written? That was like one of his first books. No, the Modern Science of Mental Health.
Speaker 5:I mean I want to say, oh my God 2.4,. Jesus On Goodreads. I want to read it. Just to read it. It looks cool. It looks like a science fiction novel. It looks like someone wrote it. Who's science fiction this?
Speaker 2:is the basis of Scientology. I think Jesus Christ, I think so. After he wrote this, he was like you know what.
Speaker 5:You know what? I think I'm going to start something with this, George. I think this book is going to do it right here, If I can just get people to follow it. Yeah See, look, he did Battlefield Earth. I was like this nigga did what With what he made it.
Speaker 2:Look at the Invaders Plan.
Speaker 5:Jesus Just rambling.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Dude has the most. I saw that one. I was going to buy stuff and I was like the Doom. Planet, the other one, the one that's like colorful.
Speaker 2:Redder's.
Speaker 5:Future, yeah, the Invaders Plan. Oh, okay, I was going to the other side of the screen, up down, not right there, and then go back up a little bit and then to your.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that one. And I was like, oh, this looks tight. And then that's when I found out he was a Scientologist. I was like, oh, this thing is.
Speaker 2:You have that one.
Speaker 5:Your dad was like oh, this one looks cool, it looks dope too. You're like, oh, this looks dope, yeah, it looks cool, this looks like a good read, and then you get into it. This is kind of going nowhere.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, look at that one. That one looks cool With the elephant on there. What is that? Even Battlefield Earth kind of gets a little Mammoth, he starts to get a little bit of a mammoth Mammoth, whatever it looks like Mammoth and Robocop.
Speaker 5:I mean they look cool. Yeah, that's what I'm saying he gets you with the artwork. And he's like, oh, this shit looked tight. And then you read it and you're like this dude kind of crazy, you got a snitch on this person. No one wants to snitch on Elrond.
Speaker 2:There's no book called Snitches of the Universe or something like that.
Speaker 5:I would have read that Snitches of the Universe, oh word.
Speaker 2:If I did it by Elrond.
Speaker 5:Hubbard this looks weird.
Speaker 2:He probably was a ghost writer, for If I Did it, I can see that.
Speaker 5:You can see that he starts rambling for like a few chapters. I got this thing and wrote this. God damn it. Yeah, the dad of that family, the dude who got killed with the chick for LJ Simpson, shit, the crotty boy. His dad looks like that one fucking that movie reviewist who? That weird dude with the glasses and the mustache? I know his name but I'm Charlie. Chaplin, no, no, he's like a well-known movie, the.
Speaker 1:Ebert Ebert and Roper Roper.
Speaker 5:Maybe, but if you just look up the dude's dad, he looks like a character.
Speaker 1:What do I write?
Speaker 5:in. What's the guy's family? The guy who got killed with the OJ's chick.
Speaker 1:Oh, I just said it, right now right, yeah.
Speaker 5:I forgot his name.
Speaker 2:I just remember just being a white dude.
Speaker 5:He was like a server or something right, yeah, he was a server with Nicole chick.
Speaker 2:That's my stuff. Imagine just doing your job.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so his dad, ron Goldman. Yeah, ron Goldman's dad. Look up that Ron Goldman's dad. He looks just like this other guy.
Speaker 1:I think, Ron Goldman. Right. Didn't he think they had something together they might have? I think that's like a killable time.
Speaker 5:Who cares, like you weren't even with her.
Speaker 3:It was really bad, they weren't together.
Speaker 5:No, they had separated in the. He was like visiting or they had Look at him when he was young. It was like this cookie mustache. He looks like this movie reviewist guy. He just hated OJ, just despised. Well, yeah, he allegedly killed the son I mean you got to give OJ props Like doesn't he got away with it? Damn it, yeah, but yeah, he's just always been just mad.
Speaker 1:What's up with him?
Speaker 2:Is he still alive? How's he doing? He's alive.
Speaker 5:I think he's still alive.
Speaker 2:What's the update? Sorry, we don't know.
Speaker 5:He's out right, oh OJ.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, he's been out, I'm.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, like they didn't put him in, but I mean he's like living his life.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he's just doing this thing being OJ. How does OJ get money? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2:We don't get many people like you on the podcast, so we have to ask how's OJ doing, How's Bill Cosby?
Speaker 3:No, that's not.
Speaker 2:I talked to him sometimes.
Speaker 1:No, that's not.
Speaker 3:He's chilling.
Speaker 1:He's a little bad. No, absolutely not.
Speaker 5:He's right. That's what black people say. When someone's doing good, Are you eating good?
Speaker 1:You're like yeah, I didn't say because I think you know how he's doing.
Speaker 2:I'm just we're talking about Not all cousins.
Speaker 5:No, that's my grandpa's, that's my grandpa Brother right there.
Speaker 3:That's the grandpa uncle.
Speaker 5:He chilling. He ain't got bad knees, but he.
Speaker 2:He chilling.
Speaker 5:He ain't good. He ain't good. That's what black people say when someone's doing all right, yeah, he ain't good. Yeah, he all right. Okay, yeah, I'm ready for OJ to be on his deathbed and his last breath. He's just like I did that shit, I did it. That's the way to go out for OJ.
Speaker 2:I did it for the rock I did it, I just died.
Speaker 5:You're like what?
Speaker 2:How's he doing? Let's check it out. We got to have a segment of the podcast.
Speaker 5:Investments. What do you mean by that? Pension income from assets and investments.
Speaker 2:Because he has all that he played for the Buffalo Billion and the Dremel Cury.
Speaker 5:He do something shady.
Speaker 2:He has all that memorabilia that he still owns.
Speaker 5:That's true, but who out here buy it Does the I think the NFL pays retirement pension. Really that's nice. It's nice to know?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think that's what they're saying, because it says OJ's Simpson's pension income comes from the NFL. He played for Buffalo Bills in San Francisco 49ers during his football career and retired in 1975.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's his first line Taylor Swift. After that money though that pension money, who is she dating?
Speaker 5:What's up, dude? Is it Travis Kilsi or is it I?
Speaker 3:don't know.
Speaker 5:Six million. Dang okay, he has something.
Speaker 1:I mean it's not 40 million man.
Speaker 5:Man, him and R Kelly are just the goats of just doing horrendous shit and then still being famous, like with that stuff. That happened with God damn it. I'm horrible with names today, but the guy from the usual suspects, the main guy Fuck what's his name? You know what I'm talking about. You've been asked. The usual suspects, yeah.
Speaker 2:Kelsey Grammer? No, he was in American Beauty, yeah.
Speaker 5:Look that guy up, the guy from American Beauty. What is his name?
Speaker 1:FYI, his monthly pension from the NFL was $25,000.
Speaker 2:Well, a month, god damn it. Imagine if he didn't kill his family.
Speaker 5:American Beauty.
Speaker 2:I say his name all the time.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's just names are escaping me today.
Speaker 2:Kevin Spacey.
Speaker 5:Kevin Spacey, he probably raped some kids, I ain't gonna lie, but it was like, ah, come on now, and he's just.
Speaker 2:The 90s were a different time. Back then he was growing with some kids.
Speaker 5:He was growing some teenagers. Okay, probably raped a couple maybe, but I don't know. Oj over here peeing on chicks.
Speaker 2:Hollywood was a different time back then.
Speaker 5:It really was, it still doesn't make it all right, yeah it's not okay, but it was, I might have done it. I'm not gonna lie, thora Birch, I'll buy peeing on some chicks.
Speaker 2:This was weird, dude. Have you seen this movie? Oh yeah, it's a great movie. Did you watch it before or after you found out about Kevin Spacey?
Speaker 5:I watched a little bit, I mean.
Speaker 2:Watch it now with a new lens of oh yeah, it was still great.
Speaker 5:I watched it after that. Oh, we just watched it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is the one where he's lusting after this.
Speaker 5:I would have lusted by her too. Look how hot she is, look how hot that chick was, and she was like 17.
Speaker 2:She was on the cheer team. Yeah, look at her body. She was her daughter's friend.
Speaker 5:Sexies can be, I would have.
Speaker 1:See the R Kelly thing. I'm like I hope I'm gonna get to make her say this, but I think what he did, what he did, was not okay. What he did is not okay, it's degrading. It was everything, but to me, the thing that's so mind boggling is that these parents let this freaking man have their children.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that was For stardom.
Speaker 1:They knew what they were doing. There's no way in your brain that your brain doesn't go to somewhere else where you're like I wonder if my daughter's gonna be okay. I wonder if no one's gonna sexually assault her or anything my mom thinks of me going to the mall. You know what I mean, let alone going into the stranger's home where you knew that it could be a possibility. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I love when they were talking about I survived, r Kelly he was on stage and he was just doing a show and then this chick was just close to him, she was reaching out and he just grabs her, pricks her up, brings her on stage and then just dips into the show. And then just dips with the kid and the parents are like what the fuck? And then they're like so where's our daughter? She went in the back and was like okay, can we have her?
Speaker 3:back. Can we have her back they?
Speaker 5:never saw her for years. It was like what, what yes? Just for years he just dipped with her and that was it. That's literally the abduction. Yeah, that's some balls right there. It's one thing to take her and she went to a party and he didn't see her, but just off the stage and it was like all right, let's go. We're leaving what?
Speaker 2:What's the same thing with Dan Schneider at Nickelodeon? Yeah, like all those kids that got essayed back in the day, if you want to get famous you gotta get groped by old gang.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:I didn't realize how much feet was actually in the Amanda Bynes show. Have you seen Amanda Bynes lately? She is not a looker, she's doing her thing. Pull up Amanda Bynes. She has like a face tattoo. She's not eating good, she's not eating good.
Speaker 5:She's not eating. Good man. Aw, we're damn. She's crazy. She was cool back then.
Speaker 2:Look at her, she was pretty. Look at that dude.
Speaker 5:Oh my God she looks like she could work that Starbucks. Now she looks like she's the manager of Starbucks.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So, she looks like she's outside asking for change of Starbucks.
Speaker 5:I would say no to her but I ain't got no chance on me. I got $3 in once, look at that dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she looks like that breaks my heart, man.
Speaker 5:It doesn't for me, it just yeah.
Speaker 2:Right. What about Frankie Munan?
Speaker 5:Well, Frankie Munan is like he's doing. He's trying to be a NASCAR driver. Yeah, that's what I've seen. He's short too. I'm like this works he cool? Yeah, but that Josh Peck dude, he's kind of not in a good place.
Speaker 2:No, we need to do a whole section of our favorite Nickelodeon place.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no wait wait, wait, wait, drink, drink drink, drink, Bill Josh's, perfect Josh's looking good.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he's, yeah, he looks amazing. I'm like okay, still a fat guy though, but yeah, he looks, once a fat kid, always a fat kid, josh.
Speaker 2:Peck but he looks like he got like surgery underneath when you look underneath his pecs, like he they pulled some fat out of him.
Speaker 5:He looks great, though, but yeah, josh, josh Peck was having some allegations throwing at him.
Speaker 2:Him too. Yeah Well, he's in that circle of a man buying himself. Oh, you know who's the child in danger.
Speaker 5:You know who's doing horrible.
Speaker 3:Who is.
Speaker 1:Well, it's not from from Nickelodeon, it's from Disney, the one from that's a Raven.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, I don't even know what's his name?
Speaker 3:Isn't it?
Speaker 5:Corey, corey, corey. I just know he was in Corey in the house and that's a Raven and he looks. He looks like a, like a dyke. It's weird, he did not grow up.
Speaker 1:Where is he at? No, no, it's this guy.
Speaker 5:Oh him too. Oh well, they're both doing bad, Corey, and they're both doing bad. Corey's doing bad too. Yeah, he's. He's in a weird spot right now.
Speaker 2:Right here, eddie.
Speaker 3:What's wrong with Eddie?
Speaker 5:What's his name? Orlando Bloom Orlando.
Speaker 1:Brown.
Speaker 5:Yeah he's like he weird little key he's he's supposed to be looking better.
Speaker 2:Check out his tattoo of.
Speaker 5:Raven, you see that, yeah, he supposedly found God so good for him when Cause I just seen him.
Speaker 1:He, he talks about like him and Raven and Raven giving him oral sex.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he got her pregnant. Yeah, they were like 22 and 23 at the time.
Speaker 1:And now Raven's a lesbian.
Speaker 5:Really. Yeah, they always turn into lesbians. It's always like that. I don't know what it is about some of these chicks. They just become lesbians Like God damn it. Orlando Brown. Orlando Brown I loved Raven Simone too. Yeah she didn't see that coming. He's like cat Williams A cat Williams did drugs.
Speaker 4:I want them to do like a For you, yeah, and she has like a vision According to an arrest report in Lima, Ohio.
Speaker 5:A person who's doing selective police and he's like smorgasbite or something like that, that would be bad.
Speaker 4:That would be bad. So it's like a manor. The report said the relative believed Brown was going to assault him.
Speaker 3:Who the relative told police.
Speaker 4:He had been letting Brown stay at his home for about two weeks because the former actor was homeless. The relative did not want him to end up in a shelter Jail. Records show Brown is being held in Allen County Jail on no bond. It is not clear if he's entered a plea or retained an attorney. Brown played as. Thomas on the Disney Channel sitcom which ran from 2003 to 2007. The show depicted a Raven Simone as a psychic who could see the future.
Speaker 1:Just 22 events occurred.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 1:But he's done a lot more since then.
Speaker 2:That'd be awesome, like a reunion, and then she, they're all, she was just like, and then it shows him like, underneath like a freeway, underneath like a tent and he's like smoke, he's like smoking crack. Oh man, that would be good. Yeah, that.
Speaker 5:They're all kind of fucked over, except the white chick. Except the white chick, oh, the parents, I guess the parents, and the white, the white best friend of Raven.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the redhead.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she was hot. I don't know about now. Yeah, she was hot back in the day, chelsea drama, a reboot.
Speaker 1:I think it's still out.
Speaker 3:They did. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a Raven.
Speaker 5:Yeah but they're their parents now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Raven and Chelsea and she sees, though, and Chelsea.
Speaker 5:Yeah, her and Chelsea are like still friends and their parents now.
Speaker 2:Oh, she's with Chelsea, or?
Speaker 5:their biggest friend. No, no, no, no they're friends, they're neighbors.
Speaker 1:I thought it was like a lesbian.
Speaker 5:No, that would be cool too. I was still watched. No, she had kids with her crush, that Antonio or whatever basketball kid, it was her and Orlando that ended up together on the show. Yeah, it was a big thing too. I'm never that episode. Yeah, they should have done that. Should have been like, oh, he's in jail. He's in jail right now, Like oh, damn it.
Speaker 1:They probably couldn't. Once they rebooted it and they seen how bad he was, they weren't going to bring him into the mix at all, they didn't want to mention them.
Speaker 5:That's always funny when they just don't mention the character.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or they killed off Roseanne.
Speaker 5:I remember when they did that she said one little basic racist joke and then they were like kill her off. It wasn't even that bad, If you've seen it. She did a tweet and, like some people, still have it but she was. She was like consistently writing stuff, like that Roseanne Barb is fucking crazy and she knows it and I respect that that she knows, but you know. Secondly, it's Roseanne like dude who the fuck cares, like just yeah.
Speaker 2:And plus, it was Twitter too, like, come on, like it was that that's an open forum for stuff. But I think that just because of like her status and because she said it, she was pushing a. She was pushing a narrative like a very far right narrative. She backed up Donald Trump. She was a very she was a very outspoken Trump supporters. So I think because of that, like she got a lot of a lot of flak from from NBC or whatever the TV network was back then- Just all of me.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she was. She was definitely saying some some cookie stuff, but I mean she, she's just that person. Surprisingly, people don't know how crazy she really is, but it was at the time when people were really like uptight about everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was like in the middle of like 20 was. It was a 2020 before, I think it was 2019.
Speaker 5:Was it? But yeah, she was definitely just saying some outlandish stuff and it was okay, and then they just took her out the show. So you can't know. You know, yeah, it's, the show was named after her. Yeah, they made it lame to yeah, and God don't think anyone wanted to do it after that. They're just like this, yeah why even bring back?
Speaker 2:like I don't get reboots, reboots don't. I mean there are certain shows I want to see a family matters reboot if anything. If we're going to be rebooting something, it should be family matters.
Speaker 5:I don't know why they haven't touched it, but it would it would be pretty dope Right, but I am tired of the role reboots. I need some original stuff.
Speaker 2:Like just too many reboots to me like I think they're gonna do Robocop again Again.
Speaker 5:I think they're gonna do Robocop again. You can't. You can't do it better, because they're gonna try and do some more sci fi in. It was good because it was like it was supposed to be, like New Age. Like this guy and the way he got killed to I don't know if he's in the original he just like was just taking bullets for Robocop. Yeah, the original oh yeah, they didn't do that. It was like, oh, that's kind of lame, I want to see someone get shot up and fucking.
Speaker 2:That was cool, that was a great thing.
Speaker 5:I just getting. It was, first of all, the first shot would have killed you, but you just taken him like a G, just, and then just. That was such an 80s scene, like just we're gonna have all these guys shoot you all at once and unclipped on you. I don't think you guys know how bullets work. Like soon as one enters you, you're gonna just pass out. Most likely you stand and then just, and then finally, when the last person shot, their last place, like and then fall and he falls down. You don't stop this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then he walks towards them and then he shoots him in the head and then he dies. That was the guy I don't mean. He didn't even die. When they took him to the hospital he wasn't dead yet.
Speaker 5:He was alive.
Speaker 2:He was still alive.
Speaker 5:Such an 80s movie. He's had 12 rounds put in them. Look all these bullets Like how was he alive? He should be dead.
Speaker 2:If you're gonna make a roll cup, why would it be out of some dude that just got out of a?
Speaker 5:war. He was such a great cop. We have to bring him back, or we could just not do this and just make a robot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're yeah exactly. Or we can just get a perfectly healthy cop and just turn him to a robot. Don't get a half dead. This guy has like dirty bullets in them.
Speaker 5:Exactly what are we gonna do? We're just gonna take his head.
Speaker 2:All right, we're gonna take his brain that well, that's what they did with the villain in that movie. They took his brain and his spine and they put it in a robot.
Speaker 5:Was it that? Was it the villain guy?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they took it, which was one of the creepiest scenes I've ever seen in a movie. Is the the brain shot? See if you can pull it up and then we'll close it out. It was his brain in a vat and then you can see all his, his, his spine.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And look, I'd like put Robocop villain in a vat.
Speaker 5:I remember the new one when they came out with it and it was pretty good. They depicted the cop dying Like it was a car bomb. And he went to the car, alarm went off and then he walked over and was like checking it out and it blew up and then he died. That was that. Was that's more realistic? Yeah, not do getting clipped like fucking, dirty fucking guns and shit.
Speaker 1:You said Robocop villain in a vat VAT, it's just like something like that.
Speaker 2:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:Oh no, no, no, no, not that, that was the funniest scene, not that one, it's sprayed on scroll up it's, it's the brain scene.
Speaker 5:I find an image of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, look up brain, spine, Robocop brain. There we go, that's it, click on it Kane's brain outseason. That was wild, because you can see his veins. You can see everything.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's the thing about 80s movies that they they were very creative, yeah, very, very crazy. Like this was all this Robocop two? I've watched that one. There's like three movies, but that was pretty pretty creative.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, this was to this, was it? Yeah, this was the villain in Robocop two.
Speaker 5:Even after the first one it got kind of kooky.
Speaker 2:The third one was crazy he comes out like gold.
Speaker 5:I would never seen like clips of all these.
Speaker 2:that is, make him like iridescent gold and he flies Jesus Christ. That was awesome. Oh yeah, I think this was she like she kills us full.
Speaker 5:That's some G she right there. That's kind of hot.
Speaker 2:Then watching him.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's watching the life drain out of him. Some good acting to, yeah.
Speaker 2:We only got five minutes to take out his whole brain and spying out of his body with some, some some spinal cord fluid as well, yeah, some of his veins. How did we get this one? Well facts found, he volunteered.
Speaker 5:He volunteered. I like how he just go with it. I like volunteer, okay, no questions asked, just like, oh yeah, all right, I wouldn't ask no question either. Okay, especially this pipe.
Speaker 3:Oh, whoa, oh, I think that's like some realistic sound.
Speaker 5:Yeah yeah, I'm just assuming. I've never watched a brain surgery before, but this is what I was soon.
Speaker 3:It sounds like.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it might be how it sounds. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's nice.
Speaker 5:Well, here we go Look how the the freaking brain has its eyes too.
Speaker 3:Mm, hmm.
Speaker 5:Like what? Why did you keep the eyes?
Speaker 3:I don't know about the rest of you, I'm hungry.
Speaker 2:There we go.
Speaker 5:Look come on.
Speaker 2:Look at that.
Speaker 5:All that in five minutes. Stop it. Look at all those those arteries and shit. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And it's like his whole spine too. It's his whole spine, his brain, the eyeballs. Look at that. Yeah so so you can see, still, I don't, we're guys, we got five minutes, yeah, yeah, because they put his brain into a look at and then they have his head.
Speaker 5:That's. They're not doing that. That's yeah. You get sued for that kind of stuff. Just showing off his face, what the heck.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got a love of doing seven. Thanks for coming out and doing the podcast. Man Appreciate it. We can do. We got to get you back again. This was.
Speaker 5:Yeah, man, I'm always down.
Speaker 2:Lots of fun. So go ahead and tell us where we can find you and if you have anything coming up.
Speaker 5:Yeah, follow me on my Instagrams at underscores7nevis and my photography page, which is on there as well. But yeah, I got got some crazy stuff on there. I guess I like to show my body off, so I see a little skin there and there.
Speaker 2:Scroll up you can see his photography page to sevens film photography.
Speaker 5:And yeah, oh yeah, a little skin over there, a little skin there. Yeah, I just do a feel more diamond, pretty good stuff, yeah. Nice dude Cool, check me out at the Colena chatterbox on Thursdays. I'll show up. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2:Cool, and all the links to seven stuff will be down in the show description. Go add him, go follow, say what's up. Yeah, see him around the chatterbox In West Colena. I still need to go over there, dude, it's. You went there, I still haven't. Yeah, on Thursdays it's hard for us because I have the issue podcast on Thursdays and Mondays. So yeah, I think when, when I don't, when I have a open Thursday, I'm gonna head over there Very crowded.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, I gotta go.
Speaker 2:But yeah, all the links to seven stuff can be down in the show description. Amber, do we have a couple of things going on January?
Speaker 1:On Sunday we're doing the closing swap.
Speaker 2:Sunday clothing swap in the city of Paramount.
Speaker 1:Clean out your closet, bring some clothes, grab some, quote new ones and yeah they're gonna be new to us, so come out and whatever doesn't get taken gets donated.
Speaker 2:Exactly? Do we have a donation spot that we're gonna I?
Speaker 1:think I'm still working on that, but it might be the same one for most time.
Speaker 2:Cool, and we have some cool events coming up too the Mimebuzz Howdy everybody.
Speaker 3:SplectXcom shipped.