Ricky Novella is a standup comic and podcaster. / thicccyricardo Jay The Loner is a standup comic / jayholmancomedy
Ever find yourself at a stand-up gig, surrounded by peculiar seating and an audience member's toes upstaging your act? That's just a sneak peek into the hi-jinks and heartfelt discussions we unpacked with the hilarious Ricky and Jay, who shared the spotlight with us this week. Our rollicking chat traverses the landscape of crafting jokes that resonate, to the personal quirks of themed parties and zodiac sign revelations – and you're invited to eavesdrop on every candid confession and belly laugh.
Our board operator Amber's recent ordination sparks a whimsical debate about the extent of ministerial powers and tees up a deep dive into the world of online personas, ethical quandaries of leaked content, and the self-talk rituals that comedians like us rely on before the spotlight hits. And as the conversation turns, we navigate the sensitive terrain of gender assumptions and the hilarity ensues from tales of affectionate run-ins with my gay best friends. It's a blend of thought-provoking musings and chuckles that'll make you think twice about everyday life's nuances.
Wrap up your day with a dose of humor and introspection as we traverse from the intersection of comedy and trauma to the light-hearted wordplay that spirals into an earnest discussion on veganism and food ethics. And just when you think you've heard it all, we share uproarious tales of celebrity crushes, conspiracy theories, and even the travails of toilet humor. So, buckle up for an episode that's chock-full of belly laughs, tender moments, and a side of audacious impersonations that you won't soon forget.
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"King without a Throne" is performed by Bad Hombres
King without a Throne Official Music Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNhxTYU8kUs
King without a Throne
https://open.spotify.com/track/7tdoz0W9gr3ubetdW4ThZ8?si=9a95947f58bf416e
Ricky Novella is a standup comic and podcaster. / thicccyricardo Jay The Loner is a standup comic / jayholmancomedy
Ever find yourself at a stand-up gig, surrounded by peculiar seating and an audience member's toes upstaging your act? That's just a sneak peek into the hi-jinks and heartfelt discussions we unpacked with the hilarious Ricky and Jay, who shared the spotlight with us this week. Our rollicking chat traverses the landscape of crafting jokes that resonate, to the personal quirks of themed parties and zodiac sign revelations – and you're invited to eavesdrop on every candid confession and belly laugh.
Our board operator Amber's recent ordination sparks a whimsical debate about the extent of ministerial powers and tees up a deep dive into the world of online personas, ethical quandaries of leaked content, and the self-talk rituals that comedians like us rely on before the spotlight hits. And as the conversation turns, we navigate the sensitive terrain of gender assumptions and the hilarity ensues from tales of affectionate run-ins with my gay best friends. It's a blend of thought-provoking musings and chuckles that'll make you think twice about everyday life's nuances.
Wrap up your day with a dose of humor and introspection as we traverse from the intersection of comedy and trauma to the light-hearted wordplay that spirals into an earnest discussion on veganism and food ethics. And just when you think you've heard it all, we share uproarious tales of celebrity crushes, conspiracy theories, and even the travails of toilet humor. So, buckle up for an episode that's chock-full of belly laughs, tender moments, and a side of audacious impersonations that you won't soon forget.
My Grito Industries
mygrito.net
Subscribe to The Mindbuzz Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIYj7eDCsV3YPzxv7VRKZKg
Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @themindbuzz https://www.instagram.com/themindbuzz/ to keep up with our hosts, guests, and upcoming events!
See you on the next one!
"King without a Throne" is performed by Bad Hombres
King without a Throne Official Music Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNhxTYU8kUs
King without a Throne
https://open.spotify.com/track/7tdoz0W9gr3ubetdW4ThZ8?si=9a95947f58bf416e
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Speaker 2:Dalit Comedy is a stand up comedy, open mic comedy showcase and podcast recorded in front of a live studio audience. Each open mic and featured stand up comedian will receive three minutes of stage time followed by an interview with the host. That's me. Ease, drink and Laugh at Dalit Comedy, february 23rd, 7.30 and show at 8pm. Let's go. That kind of threw me off a little bit, just a little bit. I forgot to. What is up? Mindbuzz universe. We're back again with another podcast episode. My name is Gil. I'm your host tonight, as I am every night and working. The board is Amber. How are you? I'm good.
Speaker 2:How you doing. I'm good. Can we discuss what you have accomplished over the past couple of days?
Speaker 4:I don't know, what did I do?
Speaker 2:Are we up to, is that out for discussion, what you are now certified to do in the state of California? Is it the state of?
Speaker 1:California, yes, california, california only. Yeah, if I want to go and do it somewhere else after, well, actually I don't know. Good question, good question. I'll get back to you on that one.
Speaker 2:Okay, maybe we can look it up, but congratulations to Amber Bobadia. She is now an ordained minister in the state of California. We don't know if it's ordained, if you're ordained, for the rest of the country.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:However, I just good job. Just, you're doing the Lord's work. You're doing the Lord's work. I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 1:I'm just kidding. I'm not doing anything with the Lord.
Speaker 2:Ordained minister.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can marry people.
Speaker 2:You can marry people now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so if anybody wants to get married out there I don't know if our guests want to get married we could do it right now. It'll be legal, yeah.
Speaker 4:There we go. That's all we needed.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I did it. I'm marrying my cousin.
Speaker 2:Oh well, no, I'm not marrying my cousin, wait a second.
Speaker 5:That's not what white people do.
Speaker 3:I thought this was California.
Speaker 1:My cousin's getting married To a man.
Speaker 2:You set yourself up for that one, I know, and it was coming at Nevermind, all right.
Speaker 1:I will stop.
Speaker 2:This is going to be a great episode.
Speaker 4:I think so too it has started off awesome.
Speaker 2:Before we get into our guest for today, let's get into the my Grito Weekly. Amber go ahead, and what do we have going on in the my Grito world?
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we have. Maria Sanchez will be performing at Forever Mine in Bakersfield on February 10th. Some of you may remember her from episode 149 on the Mind Buzz. Make sure you visit our YouTube channel and check that interview and many more. Bad hombres will be at La Cita on February 23rd. They were also oh no, I meant Sorry, I tried to do my own spin and it didn't work. You may remember us interviewing their drummer, sebastian, on episode 170. He's a Jiu Jitsu personal trainer, so go check their show out, and also the episode Heartless Sweetwater will be in Arizona at the Rhythm Room on February 29th. Rundown Creeps recently released their new music video. You can find them on YouTube or the link in their Instagram bio. The paranoias will be releasing their new music video shortly, so stay tuned for that. For more details on these shows, go to the artist's Instagram page and don't forget to visit mygritonet to purchase your vinyl right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:And to reiterate, we got Maria Sanchez, bad hombres, heartless Sweetwater and Rundown Creeps, along with the paranoia reach releasing their new music video. Go to mygritonet for your vinyl packages. I kind of did the video a little bit run on, but we can go ahead and skip it. Okay, cool, that was awesome. Anything else in the mygrito world?
Speaker 1:Some exciting things right Coming up.
Speaker 2:I don't think we can announce it just yet, but yeah, what do you have going on that you would like to share, besides your new?
Speaker 1:certificate, my new certificate. Marry my cousin. Yeah, Other than marrying my cousin, what do I have? Oh, on February 10th, I will be hosting a Valentine pop-up at Orchateria Riluna in the city of Paramount. Come on out, support local businesses, have some drinks, eat, have fun. On the 24th of February so one day after your event my sister and I are hosting a small business seminar. So if you are a small business or looking to kind of create your small business and you don't know where to start and just need some inspiration or some guidance, or just you don't want to create a network, come on out. It's a four hour workshop and it'll be fun. And then next day I'll be hosting a pet pop-up. So for any pet mommies and daddies and you want to come out and get some stuff for your pets, come on out.
Speaker 2:Awesome and I'm probably going to show these dates again, but February 8th I will be at Mamba Comedy in Huntington Beach and 4th wall in the city of Hollywood, and then also we will be having our live comedy, open mic showcase and live podcast February 23rd. Go down to the link for the description. Without further ado. Let's get into today's bendajadas with Ricky Novella what up, what up? And Jay Hi. Thank you for that. I didn't know what to. Yeah, jay, it's fine. Jay's good, my first name.
Speaker 5:It's good, it works. I didn't know whether we hey, Jay kind of looks like Nick.
Speaker 2:Who.
Speaker 1:My neighbor, who my neighbor?
Speaker 5:Well, my parents' neighbor now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's pretty cool.
Speaker 5:And fat too he's.
Speaker 1:Mexican, but he looks.
Speaker 4:Jay's Mexican. Are you Mexican? Yeah, yeah, we baptized in Mexican.
Speaker 2:Like how much Mexican.
Speaker 5:Like, what are you telling Ricky? He's like the honorary Mexican. You'll be surprised, bro.
Speaker 4:He knows a lot of Mexican stuff. Like he eats fajitas all the time, so he's Mexican.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you're not Mexican until you order fajitas at Chili's.
Speaker 1:What yellow cheese.
Speaker 5:Real, authentic.
Speaker 2:Maybe you can ask that. Or let me ask you why do white people put cheddar cheese on everything and call it Mexican?
Speaker 5:I don't have the answer for that which I did.
Speaker 4:Okay, just thought I asked, I think because it lacks seasoning in their food. So the only thing that's kind of flavorful is the cheddar cheese.
Speaker 5:It stands out. It probably really binds everything together.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the podcast guys.
Speaker 4:Thanks for having us. This is fucking awesome to be back, man.
Speaker 2:I appreciate it. Yeah, Ricky. Thanks for coming back. Dude, we had so much fun. We invited Ricky, along with Jay, to talk and podcast. Have you ever done anything like this before?
Speaker 5:Jay, no, no, no, no podcast no.
Speaker 2:But you listen to a lot of podcasts right. I do a lot. What are some of the podcasts that you listen to?
Speaker 5:Tiger Belly, Bad Friends.
Speaker 2:You like Bobbily?
Speaker 5:I do.
Speaker 2:Amber has found a new joy for Bobbily, haven't you, amber? No, he's been popping up on all the podcasts lately. He did Rogans, he did Burt Cast.
Speaker 5:I think he's going to do a special that's what he was talking about on the Joe Rogan experience. Yeah, really.
Speaker 4:He's supposed to be at the Bray and improv too, I think next week, with, like, I think, trying out new stuff. That's, I think, what they said in Tiger Belly.
Speaker 2:But he was like so adamant on Crysher's podcast. You said it right, but he was pretty adamant that he didn't have to do a special.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah. And what he said on Joe Rogan was that he's afraid to do a special because after he does the special, he has to do new material, and he's been doing the same material for, I guess, for a really long time. So that's what he's worried about is having to rewrite.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, that makes sense. I think I'm going to chill out after these shows and focus more on new five minutes instead of dragging out a five minute set. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I want to come up with new stuff as well. It's kind of tough. You know. Like it's kind of tough to once you have like some things already set down and like kind of work, and then you have to come up with new stuff is like a little tough.
Speaker 2:It throws me off when I add new bits with a new five minute. Like it it. It throws me off because I had to cut like the Frenda joke right, because I have. I explained, like in the first act of that I explained what a Frenda is and I completely cut that out for the new five minutes to end on the Selena joke and it I think it just changed it a little bit Like it threw everything off because I'm going into that joke, making people I don't know how to explain it like with.
Speaker 4:It's like making it sound like people already know what a Frenda is.
Speaker 2:Exactly Without me, like I'm holding their hand explaining to them what an O Frenda is, when I get into the Selena thing and it just kind of it hits different. That's a big joke though. The Selena yeah, thank you, appreciate it. It was weird because the last, like the last thing with that is I just I was making the bed and I was telling Amber, I was like I need to finish this, like really strong, and it just it hit me when I was making the bed and then I reiterated the joke to remember that Amber and I was like what if I end it with this? And she was like, oh my God, you better not. That's what.
Speaker 2:I love about it. Yeah, that's the best.
Speaker 5:Taking chances. Yeah, that's great and it works.
Speaker 2:Yeah it totally works, kills it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I'm no pun intended, right.
Speaker 2:I'm still trying to use. I want to use that tag Like, like, if I get groans, just say that joke usually murders, yeah.
Speaker 4:I think that'd be good.
Speaker 2:But I don't know. Just stuff that you learn along the ways right. Yep, so you've done, jay. Yeah, I have Ricky.
Speaker 4:I've done Jay plenty of times.
Speaker 5:This is going to live. Yeah, it's live, oh great.
Speaker 2:We're live. Oh, by the way, we don't edit anything, I don't know if Amber told you, but we don't edit anything, so whatever's out there, is out there.
Speaker 5:All right, I'll just stay quiet the rest of the time.
Speaker 2:Freudian slips yeah, how many bad words I have in my pocket. Alabama Freudian slips over there Amber with marrying her cousins, but you just did some shows over the week. How did that go?
Speaker 4:dude. It was pretty awesome. Man. That's a laugh out loud show. Shout out to Eddie West. It was actually really fun. I'm kind of linking all of them to the same, but Friday's headliner was Darren Carter. Derek Carter, darren Carter From fucking get it, fuck this shit. Aaron Carter. Not Aaron Carter hell, no, but he was awesome. He was, like you know, the comedian with the flashlight.
Speaker 5:Dead people.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he was really funny to watch and then Saturday show was really fun as well. That was a really packed house at Bastard's, kentine. I believe. It was really cool. I enjoyed both of them, but I think that show was my favorite.
Speaker 5:I don't know why. I thought it was a free show, you know, and I like showed up. I was like I'm going to come to Ricky's show. So I showed up and I was sitting at a table and I went to go use the restroom and I came back and, like Ricky was holding my jacket, he was like, yeah, all these, all these seats are sold out.
Speaker 3:So the only place I could sit was outside of where everybody was performing.
Speaker 4:It was in the back.
Speaker 5:I couldn't hear anything. They're like back in the bus.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:By myself. Damn. They rose a park view it sure did Towards the back.
Speaker 4:I didn't know this. We can't really hear that. Well, no. I mean it was loud, it was really loud, and he's like I couldn't hear anything.
Speaker 1:I'm like you're one of me.
Speaker 5:I couldn't hear anything.
Speaker 2:Well, that's where they put the speakers right and towards the back, or did they set it up differently this time?
Speaker 4:They had. I think they had one in the front and I think they had one in the back, but I mean he's, he's pretty dead.
Speaker 2:So really yeah, how's that going? I've never heard that, no.
Speaker 5:Every time we were talking Well, cause we what? What'd you say we?
Speaker 2:text more than anything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that's good for you Do you ever hear like ringing in your ears?
Speaker 5:Uh no.
Speaker 1:Okay, just me all. Right, just you. No, because I'm pretty like hard of hearing, but as a recent I've been hearing like ringing, so maybe there should be alarms.
Speaker 5:I went to a lot of loud concerts when I was younger you know, up in the front by the speakers and I think it kind of messed me up, took a toll over the years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, of course, yeah.
Speaker 4:This will this will like literally spend the night to buy tickets, like out in the what was it at to see who Rage Against the Machine, right yeah.
Speaker 5:I slept out in front of a, a tower records, to get free tickets to Rage Against the Machine.
Speaker 2:Whoa, it was my first concert, whoa. Really, when was that?
Speaker 5:In the 90s.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Damn dude. Imagine that time when you had to buy physical tickets.
Speaker 4:Yeah, At Ticketmaster right?
Speaker 2:Well, you had to go to a box office. Box offices weren't on the web.
Speaker 3:You had to go to a place At that time.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 5:Yeah, there was no web, there was no cell phones. I mean, there was cell phones but nobody. They just had those big bricks at that time.
Speaker 2:Did you have a pager? You strike me as somebody that would have a pager.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I got a story about having a pager. I wanted one so bad when I was a kid it was like the like it was. Like the, the hip thing to do is like to have a pager.
Speaker 5:You know you know like whatever like you know, like, like clipped and like showing to everybody like you got a pager on you you know, and I grew up really poor and like no, but you know my mom and dad weren't going to buy me a pager, you know like for what. And I had a cousin, an older cousin, that had one for work and I wanted one, so bad, I stole it from him. I stole it from him just to have it. It's like, you know, I just turned it off. You know people would probably be paging him for work and you know, yeah, does he know that you stole it?
Speaker 4:No, so now it's it to come out to the world that he stole it.
Speaker 5:I doubt he's going to watch this, but yeah, yeah, I did. I stole it from him.
Speaker 2:There's only two people back in the day that had pagers, that were hookers and drug dealers right. And you were both.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I was selling. Ass yeah.
Speaker 2:Ass crack, ass crack. Yeah, selling is a man-tiddy. The delicious man-tids that you got. Oh my God Damn. The nineties were wild then. I've been in this weird nineties trip for the past like couple weeks, dude.
Speaker 3:What about?
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, just like music and clothing and just pop culture stuff like that. Watching music videos. We watched Ricky Martin music video yesterday and I was telling Amber's aunt that I want to look like that when I get older and she told what did she tell me she?
Speaker 1:was like you could look like him, but just don't be like him. And he's like why, what's?
Speaker 4:wrong with that?
Speaker 1:Yeah, he didn't know he was gay. And then we're like he's gay and he's like, no, he's not.
Speaker 2:I kept on pushing the envelope, didn't he? Did he die? No, no. To like half like to have a like half the Latinos probably once he was gay. He's like yeah, you're thinking of Ricky Novea.
Speaker 4:Ricky Novea dies all the time on the stage.
Speaker 3:I don't know why I thought he died of AIDS or something.
Speaker 4:Did you really? I really did. He's throwing false information out there.
Speaker 2:You're going to give me another strike on YouTube. Who would it be? I mean, there was Ricky Martin. What song? La Vida Loka. Yeah, we watched that one.
Speaker 5:I used to get him and George Michael.
Speaker 2:George.
Speaker 5:Michael.
Speaker 3:I'm like next up.
Speaker 2:Pull up George Michael, that's so different? I don't know why, just pull up, george Michael.
Speaker 1:Is it the J or G?
Speaker 2:G.
Speaker 1:He's not Jorge.
Speaker 5:Jorge Michael. Yeah, that's him.
Speaker 2:Record producer, singer, songwriter oh OK, yeah, he died, let's say 2016.
Speaker 5:Did he die of AIDS?
Speaker 2:Well they're similar.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I think so. I think he did die of AIDS.
Speaker 1:The diet of natural causes.
Speaker 5:From AIDS, though he got caught giving a beads or trying to give a beads to a cop, an undercover cop.
Speaker 4:Oh my God. Yeah, that was a big thing. I mean, him and Ricky Martin have some similarities, though you know how he ended up cheating on his husband with his nephew, or something like that. Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 2:Whoa, that just came out too Not too long ago.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was like a year ago, I think, gotcha.
Speaker 5:I think, he came out after that.
Speaker 2:Well, natural causes AIDS to a gay man, that is natural causes, but I can see where the similarities are.
Speaker 4:Oh wait, actually that one Is that them holding hands right there.
Speaker 1:No, no, that's him and him.
Speaker 2:George and Michael's family won't speculate on death cause.
Speaker 5:Look at that hair.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm shooting for.
Speaker 4:I think you should come out on stage with the dress, pants and suspenders. Yeah.
Speaker 2:No shirt, Mmm okay.
Speaker 5:Rainbow suspenders.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he has some. I have some. You do have some. I have a slew of costumes that I'm waiting to come out with. Come out with.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I want to go to a themed party. I like themed parties. Yeah, I haven't been to one since I was a child.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 5:Yeah. I haven't been to one in my adult life.
Speaker 2:Have you ever had like a party, a birthday party? I'm not going to tell you my birthday, that's witch stuff, yeah we really want to know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm trying to figure it out, can you?
Speaker 2:guess. Actually, I wanted, I was waiting for this podcast to reveal it. I feel like you're at Gemini Really, oh no. I don't think so I'm good, aren't like. Gemini is like two-faced people.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but you're mysterious in a way.
Speaker 2:So we don't know, oh, why?
Speaker 4:Because you didn't want to tell us your birthday.
Speaker 1:That's it. I feel like once you know you're going to be like ah, that makes sense, okay, gemini.
Speaker 2:Oh, the first thing that I told you not to do, you do it.
Speaker 4:I forgot it was here.
Speaker 2:It's clear, gemini, I know.
Speaker 1:Wait, are you keeping your birthday a secret from me?
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I don't know he says his mom said not to be telling.
Speaker 1:He's a Virgo.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, no wonder it makes all the sense Kills a. Virgo. Hey, she didn't say what day though, she just said like I didn't.
Speaker 2:But that's why he wanted to know, so you can know the date.
Speaker 4:That's like around August, august, in September, right now, yeah, because one of my close friends is a shout out to Willie, because if I don't shout out my he's going to be a big Willie, big Will, big black Willie. Thonga, he's a Virgo.
Speaker 2:So I love.
Speaker 4:Willie.
Speaker 2:That's the only Virgo that you know, and now me, I guess.
Speaker 4:Oh, and my friend umpa to. He's a Virgo to umpa. Yeah, nick's name is umpa. Like umpa, umpa, oh my.
Speaker 2:God, I can't believe you, amber, what I hold, all your secrets.
Speaker 1:No, you don't, no, you don't.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I do. What day is it Like? What day?
Speaker 2:It has to be double digits, so what's the wrong way of revealing your birthday? Because I want to be mysterious. Well, what's your sex?
Speaker 4:We don't even know what your sex is.
Speaker 5:That's what I really want to know.
Speaker 4:Because last time you were saying you were a lesbian and stage one.
Speaker 5:I've never seen a brown guy blush before. Wow.
Speaker 2:That's also a mystery. You will not find out. You will not find out, you'll tell us when you're ready.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'll show you.
Speaker 4:I'll find that clit one way or the other.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, it's just one long clit.
Speaker 4:Welcome to MindBuzz. This will be a wow today.
Speaker 2:Can we see what the largest clit in the world is? Can you pull that up? I want to see how we. You don't have to show everybody at home, but can we see it? Just don't show it on the production company.
Speaker 1:On the production.
Speaker 2:I mean the production. What?
Speaker 5:you going to call it? Just so you know you're going to hell after you. Look at this.
Speaker 2:I don't want to look at this. Just put largest Look at it on your phone.
Speaker 4:You're going to get a virus on the fucking computer over your head.
Speaker 1:I know you make the whole production.
Speaker 5:She didn't even want to type it in these nerdy stuff.
Speaker 2:I don't blame you In the world In the works. Okay, here we go. Oh wait, oh, it's taking me to. That is, that's it.
Speaker 5:It looks like a little weir.
Speaker 4:It looks like a little mushroom cap. What is that? A little lady boner.
Speaker 5:Wow, that's interesting. Okay, okay that one's getting Alright, anybody else getting hurt. That's Mark, my friends, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Comedy.
Speaker 1:That's the biggest one. This is high school all over again.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but You're in my living room.
Speaker 4:Oh, haven't you heard about our group chats? Yeah, we don't do mics. Alright, we don't do mics.
Speaker 2:We don't do mics, we just talk and look up this the clitoris 10 facts. Let me look.
Speaker 1:Can you not? Can you move on?
Speaker 4:Let's write this down. We might need this for later.
Speaker 5:Send me that picture. Okay, I'll put it in the group chat.
Speaker 1:Hold on Talk it while I August 28, 1991.
Speaker 2:Alright, we'll Wow. Okay, that's fine with me, because that's totally wrong, is it?
Speaker 4:The year or the day the day.
Speaker 3:What day.
Speaker 4:Is it 25th? Because that's Willie's birthday. You did that on accident.
Speaker 2:Was that on purpose or accident? What? You getting my birthday wrong? I thought we were. I know what your birthday is.
Speaker 5:And it is.
Speaker 1:Alright, I was trying to diverge the conversation. Okay, I knew you'd get your attention.
Speaker 4:Alright, so let's just bring out the obvious. What about Shadi Baez? Only fast, oh.
Speaker 5:Oh my god, that joke that you said. That was pretty wild Well so funny With that back shot. You know the.
Speaker 4:I said it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I forgot what I said. She's got like a long butt oh she has a long ass.
Speaker 4:She has a long ass date, oh my god Look this is my philosophy behind the whole thing.
Speaker 1:Right, I don't want to see it, but it makes you like Curious Because you see her, you see her body structure and you see the way that she is right, like her personality. So it makes you curious. So you're going to go and pay whatever X amount of money that it is to see it Like, even if you're not like turned on by it, even if you're not, whatever, it's enticing and you're going to go and pay.
Speaker 4:Let me tell you, I know a few people that probably hit to be honest.
Speaker 5:She's built like a melted candle. It's bad, it's real bad.
Speaker 4:If Michael Ozowski had only fans, that's what it'd be like, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, I didn't click on it. By the way.
Speaker 4:Hey, you said you put it on Amber's credit card.
Speaker 2:He can't stop. No, but it was pretty wild. I wonder how much she makes from that.
Speaker 4:I'm pretty sure she made a good amount of money.
Speaker 2:Can we look that out?
Speaker 4:Are you going to?
Speaker 2:filter the Google stuff that we're doing. What is she famous for, like, where is she?
Speaker 5:from. I don't know anything about her.
Speaker 1:She's just like TikTok, famous yeah. She's just like I think she used to make her own little videos and then it's just the way that she kind of like talked and it's like Jenny Wendy, it's not like she's making a front or anything. And then from there she went viral and then she kept going more viral and viral and then she got like a whole team behind her and then she moved to LA.
Speaker 5:Is she like normal? She looks like she's got like a touch of the downs or something.
Speaker 4:No, no, maybe it's just my eyes.
Speaker 5:I can't hear or see.
Speaker 2:It's actually her eyes that that is the problem.
Speaker 1:What they've said before. Because of this.
Speaker 5:She just blends in with that background.
Speaker 1:What her family has said, because a lot of people have asked. The only thing her sister said was that she had, like, a learning disability.
Speaker 5:Oh, we'll have that. I can relate, yeah, and I'm one to talk, no but she does have a forehead that is large.
Speaker 2:She's got it Larger than life. She got some money.
Speaker 1:I know, but we could talk shit all day about her. She's making money. She has a lot of money. Can we see she's?
Speaker 2:richer than us. It's like a lot of money. Yeah, that's what we're talking about 100 percent. Did you know that her only fans got leaked? That's what we're talking about. Yeah, like the photos, or like people were able to hack into her account. Is that what you're talking about? No, I think just photos.
Speaker 5:Like, you can like screenshot that stuff and just throw it up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but the people that actually do that they're under. They can investigate you for that, because like under like only fans. If you redistribute the picture, then you can get sued for that.
Speaker 5:It seems like you know they sent you a C-synthesis or whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, actually there was a job opening to actually work for them, oh yeah, and they sent me like different nudes.
Speaker 2:Nudes? No, it was. I had to take like a test to work for them on why I wanted to work for them and how. So, basically, I think I was going to be like an account manager for the for different, only fans accounts, meaning and I'm thinking right Maybe I was going to have access to all these different photos and I was going to act as the person in the photos. You know what I'm saying? So the person that is. You're not actually talking to these people on only fans. You're going to be talking to me, dude.
Speaker 4:Fucking ghillie sending nudes to them.
Speaker 2:But it's the other people, so I would be their account manager. Wow, sounds like a pimp to me it's like they're outsourcing, but not to China, just to Chino.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just to Chino. Yeah, amazon to fire today.
Speaker 2:Dude, she's good dude, she's good, but I didn't get the job. I can't find anything. You didn't get anything.
Speaker 1:No, I can't find anything on how much she made or what her net worth is.
Speaker 5:Really she's worth every penny.
Speaker 1:They probably haven't calculated it just yet.
Speaker 2:Well, what about the only fans?
Speaker 1:No, I don't know how much she's made because she just opened it right. It hasn't even been like a month.
Speaker 5:Ricky had an alert.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was counting down.
Speaker 1:I got a notification when she was about to drop her only fans account, but I think the top only fans person makes like, I want to say like $300,000 a week or something. God damn it. Yeah.
Speaker 5:That's crazy money.
Speaker 2:I know the first, I think the first day that. What was her name? The bad baby, the girl from Dr Phil.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she made a time.
Speaker 2:She made like close to a million dollars on her first day. I think Something like that.
Speaker 4:The controversy on that, did you hear?
Speaker 2:that. Can you check me on that one?
Speaker 4:She's like. You know how many pedophiles got my only fans waited for me to be 18 to pay for that. Yeah and that was weird.
Speaker 2:You're able to. I don't know how to know this, but you were able to throw yourself under the bus.
Speaker 4:This is a break in right now.
Speaker 2:But you were able to like what you did with Shadi Baze. You're able to put that on like a notification.
Speaker 4:Okay, to clear the record, I didn't go and fucking leak it.
Speaker 2:Someone sent it to me and I sent it to you guys, as of August 2022, the highest earning only fans account ever were the musicians oh musicians. Bad baby and Cardi B, she's a musician, yeah she wraps so, having earned $59.8 million US dollars and $46.7 US dollars respectively. The highest paid non-musician was Black China, having earned $39.3 million US dollars Whoa.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:That is nuts from Nudes, from just your body, jesus, and she's barely like 18, right, ricky?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think she turned 18. That was the whole thing. Everybody was talking about that.
Speaker 2:We're going to go to I don't know.
Speaker 4:Shout out to Andy C Comedy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, what's up Andy, you know Andy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think he was at the Kingsbury. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Shout out to him. Oh, by the way, dude, I totally forgot. Next show I'll wear your t-shirt. I totally forgot last Wednesday at the open mic that I seen him. He gifted a t-shirt and a coosie, which I don't have at the table. But, dude, next show I will do that. That's it, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1:Sir Joe said you still haven't checked the women that selfie pics. Yeah.
Speaker 4:I have I don't know Whatchamacallit.
Speaker 2:Have you.
Speaker 4:Whatchamacallit? Yeah, I think I have yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when you're going to do that, soon.
Speaker 4:Do you go on the spot though, right?
Speaker 2:Done and done. Put you on there, dude, yeah.
Speaker 4:You know what was actually pretty funny about show Saturday? You know how, that toe joke and stuff. Right, some girl was sitting in the front, she was showing her toes. She was cool with the toe. It was like peeking over playing with my set. And then she's like, yeah, I have no hair on them. I'm like, yeah, they're clean. I was like, you know, never mind, wow.
Speaker 5:And then you got an awkward boner.
Speaker 4:I got an awkward boner on stage.
Speaker 5:Well, I've never had done this before, just staring down at it. Oh, my God, I didn't see, I didn't hear it because I couldn't hear anything. He was in the back. Yeah, for that show too. Yeah, I got up. I took a couple pictures of him on stage and just listened to myself, talked to myself Getting dissed by all the comics.
Speaker 2:Hey, did you know that?
Speaker 1:Not everyone, because you said talk to yourself. I looked it up on here.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 1:You know that everybody doesn't have like self dialogue, like not, it's like more than half of the population, like a big, big percentage, don't like talk to themselves in their head or they don't think do you do that Do?
Speaker 3:you guys do that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I talk to myself a lot All the time. I tell myself jokes.
Speaker 4:I tell myself just being a fucking up on. From time to time I do this whole like little ritual in my head before I go on stage two.
Speaker 2:Do you really yeah, like what? How do you get prepared for?
Speaker 4:Dude, I don't know. I think it's just kind of like a like soccer thing. Like before a game I just talk to myself like just have fun, and then the joy ideas comes on me like get up cocksucker. I saw you doing that on Saturday yeah, walking back and forth, I was going to take video of it and I was like this guy's having a mental breakdown. Fucking, stretching the fuck out.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you were praying, yeah, you were doing the side of the cross and everything.
Speaker 4:Really yeah, just just a little ritual. It just kind of helps me relax Gotcha, I don't have a ritual.
Speaker 2:I think that's my problem. I need to come up with a ritual before doing something.
Speaker 5:I don't have a ritual, but but I don't know, it's weird. I was telling Ricky like I, everything inside of me fights like does not want to go up on stage, like everything inside my head is telling me like don't do this, just leave. And there's this little little voice that's just like just do it.
Speaker 2:That the gerbil. Just do it. It's the gerbil that's inside of it.
Speaker 5:He's got a yell, though, because he's going.
Speaker 2:He's coming the wrong way. The gerbil inside of your butt oh, he's like let me out.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's weird, though. Yeah, it's just get up there, just do it anyway.
Speaker 2:Richard gear. You look like Richard gear, just a little bit you can make. You can play as stunt double. I like a eight.
Speaker 5:Richard gear. Huh, it looks like I ate Richard gear. Yeah, cause I'm fat, or the gerbil.
Speaker 2:You look like a gerbil too. You can play a gerbil. I want to cut your head off and put it on a gerbil. Wow, that was a science experiment.
Speaker 5:You heard that everybody. He wants to cut my head off.
Speaker 6:Zip line.
Speaker 5:Fbi was coming in kicking down your door.
Speaker 2:And the gerbils I don't know. Show us the bodies, you'll find them. Yeah, you'll find them. I do want to to reiterate that if anything happens to Amber, then I am not involved in that. I just want to say that that clear.
Speaker 3:Why All right?
Speaker 5:You know my dad listens to this.
Speaker 1:It's got dark, Huh I said you know, my dad listens to this.
Speaker 2:But I'm saying isn't that what you said?
Speaker 1:No, I never said that. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:Okay, I must have read it in a comic book or something.
Speaker 5:Was that short for something?
Speaker 2:Yeah. What's it short for? For Gilbert, gilbert, yeah, okay. So I'm thinking whether to use that as a stage name or not. I don't know. I'm still in between what to call myself.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Besides a male, I don't know. I was going through this weird thing to where I needed a stage name, but I just made it really complicated and I was just like, yeah, I'm just going to go by Gil. Yeah, that was it.
Speaker 5:It works yeah.
Speaker 2:And usually when I sign up to like just one name, like really just one name, and I just get really confused.
Speaker 5:I didn't put much thought into it at all, I just know, yeah, I was like I'm just going to go with my name, my focusing on ridiculous things, okay.
Speaker 4:What's your last name?
Speaker 2:Angiana, which is a total nightmare.
Speaker 5:I can't even.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that'd be hard to say I can't even say it again.
Speaker 5:You know how many comments.
Speaker 4:We'll probably or how many hosts would butcher that last name.
Speaker 2:Like they butcher mine all the time too Right, and it just I think the what derived from that is I think Sergio fucked it up on like the first, the first mic that I went to Sergio and he like, and I was just like, oh man, I need to not use my last name.
Speaker 4:Let's come up with the last name for you.
Speaker 2:I did. I was, I was going to go by like Gil Lopez, and then I went to like Gil.
Speaker 4:Gilbert, what's Amber's last name?
Speaker 1:Mine's worse, it's Boba yeah.
Speaker 4:Gil Boba. There you go. That should be your stage name. You kind of look like a little Boba ball yeah.
Speaker 2:With the glasses. Yeah, That'd be cool If I would be a cartoon character. It would be like a Boba or a Koala drink. Yeah, yeah, but Gilbert Gil, what about that? Is that?
Speaker 3:is that weird?
Speaker 2:Gil.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, no that's lame I think.
Speaker 2:Gil's. Fine, that was at the top of my list actually, yeah.
Speaker 5:It was yeah.
Speaker 4:Gil the stage one lesbian comic.
Speaker 2:Because Gilbert's funny right. Gilbert's a funny name. Yeah, the only Gilbert was Gilbert, Gottfried and Gilbert, that's it right.
Speaker 5:As far as I know, Can we look up a? Comedians named Gilbert.
Speaker 2:I'm probably going to be on there. Maybe Gilbert Gottfried was a legend dude. George, there's a lot of George's in there. Okay, just one. There we go. I would have an advantage, right? I don't know? I just for a very long time I never liked my name, so I think that's what I like. I even like Gil dude, to be honest.
Speaker 4:Gil Gil.
Speaker 2:Sergio says Gil and Giano sounds good on stage. You put too much thought into it.
Speaker 3:Damn Wow.
Speaker 2:Sergio, you happen to kill the room in the podcast studio.
Speaker 5:I'm like thinking how to respond to it.
Speaker 2:Just kidding. Jk, no, jk. Yeah, there's only Gilbert Gottfried. So I don't know, dude, I'm putting too much thought into it. Yeah, no pressure dude, I mean eventually something may come up.
Speaker 4:Is Ricky or Novella your real name? Yeah, well, my real name is Ricardo Novella. Oh, it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, why don't you go by, ricardo?
Speaker 4:I don't know. I got used to Ricky, I feel like Ricardo Novella is more like a señor, and you'd be like I don't know, Bella or something. Everybody says novella like oh wait, like the Spanish soap opera. I'm like sure, dude, I just got used to it, so I don't even correct anybody.
Speaker 1:Oh, because Novella? No, I'm saying because like an actual novella, like Ricardo Novella, you know, like it's too sexy. Where Ricky is like it's more playful, it's easier to say oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Honestly like, yeah, that's why I like the name Ricky more, because it is playful, like, and I feel like that's like my stand-up. You know like, I just want everybody to be my friend at the end of my fucking set. You know like, oh, I want to party with this guy, kind of thing. So, yeah, ricardo is too. That's my dad, you know. His name is Ricardo. Are you a junior? No, I'm not, I'm just Ricardo Novella. I just have a same name. I didn't even put junior on my birth certificate or anything like that. No, you have a birth certificate.
Speaker 2:I don't think so I'm pretty sure it's just. Can we check him? Can we? Can you check that for us, jay Mm-hmm? Check my prostate while you're at it. I'm already on it, and then Jay.
Speaker 5:My hand's already in his pocket, so Geez.
Speaker 2:Louise, how many minutes are we in before Dang? We're at 43 minutes already. Yeah, that went by really quick, wow, wow. So what'd you guys been up to?
Speaker 5:Okay, just working, just working, writing jokes. Yeah, Trying to memorize my jokes. How do you do that? I've been recording myself once a day like the voice memos and like not looking at notes and then going over and making sure I didn't forget anything.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 5:And I've been yeah for the last like few days like. I've memorized it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I think it's going to be a lot different once I get on stage.
Speaker 2:I was listening to okay sounds cool. I was listening to Louis CK on how he memorizes stuff and he writes. It was like a little clip that he was talking to Rogan about. He writes like a phrase. He doesn't write at all full bits. He goes on stage and just see how it does in front of an audience and he does it that way.
Speaker 5:And Earthquake does that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I don't. That's like pro status dude.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:He's like just goes up on stage and has ideas already in his head and just says them and I don't know.
Speaker 2:I feel that, like at our stages, some comics do that open, my comments do that but, it just doesn't. It's not portrayed just the same because there's no structure, right? Yeah, Because these guys have been doing it for a billion years.
Speaker 4:I think sometimes, though, like if you do have like an idea or a premise that you can just like try to talk about on stage, you'll get a bit out of it. Like try it out a couple of times, because there's times where I don't want to say that all the time but like there's a couple of times where I've just talked about, like a premise Well, what's funny about that, I don't know and they just You're on stage, just mumbling, yeah, but most of the time it doesn't work. But sometimes there'll be a little bit of something that I can work with.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know when, when I am trying to come up with something, because I stumble over my words like sick dude, like really bad, you trip over your tongue and. I pause. Yeah, I pause a lot. I pause a lot in normal conversation. Yeah, I can see that People think I'm like dumb or something. I'm just thinking really hard about.
Speaker 5:I've seen a little slower.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 4:But hey, but I like that for you, though you take your time to get that, yeah.
Speaker 2:Because I don't want to say um or other stuff. It's hard, it's different. You know, I don't.
Speaker 1:You are horrible yeah.
Speaker 4:No, I get that Cause I say I would say I'm not, but now I say shit a lot. You know what I'm saying, like cause I'm trying to like be more aware or you know.
Speaker 1:That's another thing too, I used to say you know what I mean. You know what I mean when I talk to people you know what I mean. And then one, she's a bitch, but I mean it made me stop. But it made me stop and made me stop doing it. She embarrassed me and she's like we know what you mean.
Speaker 1:You don't have to keep saying you know what I mean, and I was like oh, so after that I became conscious of that I was using you know what I mean as like you know, do you know what I mean? You know, what I mean, you know like, so I stopped, but I would say it a lot. I think it's just you want people to. It's kind of like.
Speaker 5:It's like a tick right.
Speaker 1:No, not a tick, but I think, like reinforcement, you want to be like reassured that what you're saying is correct.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Or at least I used it in that way, like you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Like you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:But but it after. She seemed like a bitch at first, but it really made me stop. It made you think and think about what your conversation structure was.
Speaker 1:Right yeah of course I was conscious In hindsight it was good for you. No, that's what I'm saying. She came off as a bitch at first, but what she did helped me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's always super uncomfortable telling people about especially on stage when you're an artist and people critique you on your art that you've been working at hours on days and telling you you should have done it like this. It's just tiring.
Speaker 1:Yeah, howard, okay, I'll ask all three of you guys. So how would you what's a healthy way, or what do you guys think is a healthy way to be able to? I don't even want to say critique, right, because I feel like like, especially like stand up or whatever. I'm thinking like like the only person that can really, really critique you as someone that's like fucking made it right, like someone that's like top dog, things like that. But what I'm saying is like, what's like like a good camaraderie, or how would you guys like to be told by someone else, a fellow peer, like as a quote, critique or maybe an improvement? They think like how do you what's the ideal way to tell someone, and how do you feel when someone does come up and tell you something about it?
Speaker 5:I think, as long as you respect the person that's telling you, you know if you actually like, respect them in a sense that you think that what they do is funny and you've seen them perform and get laughs and things like that and pretty much any. Any tip that they can give you, you should probably absorb it because they're doing something right, especially if you're, if you admire what they do and you get inspiration from them. So I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4:I think you kind of have to have thick skin either way. Good answer.
Speaker 2:Good answer yeah.
Speaker 4:You have to have thick skin and comedy.
Speaker 2:See if that's on the board.
Speaker 1:Stop cutting them off Go.
Speaker 2:Ricky, yeah, and you fucking asshole.
Speaker 4:But yeah, having thick skin, kind of what Jay said to like you respect the person and you think they're funny, but I think you also had to just like you I think you can feel it too who's trying to, actually trying to help you and who's not. Because there's some comics that just like might give you bad advice. You can use it on stage just to see you bomb, but then you can also just pick and choose who's like what, what you want to keep, because at the end of the day, it's like it's your choice.
Speaker 2:And then it's also subjective, right, like your point is subjective, because if a comic is giving you advice that you don't, you're just like okay. But he gives me advice and I think it's like golden because of my my admiration my structure of how you know, like my, there's a word for it. I'm trying to draw, I'm trying to blank on that, but it's like my, my purr, I'm trying to remember it.
Speaker 4:It's like a cat.
Speaker 2:I take all my notes from stray cats in the alley. No, I guess it's your. Why did that have?
Speaker 4:to be straight for.
Speaker 2:Why can't it be gay?
Speaker 4:cats.
Speaker 2:Because I go wild for gay pussy. No, because it's your. I guess it's your perspective of what that particular person giving you. It's your, I don't. You're not personification, never mind. Next, get me.
Speaker 1:Your parents. I don't know, your peripheral.
Speaker 2:No, not peripheral.
Speaker 5:Period.
Speaker 1:If you're on the period, your potato no more Potatoing. You're pumpkin.
Speaker 2:Amber, pull all the words that start with P and let's go one by one and insert that.
Speaker 1:No, but because I I think of like I guess I'm thinking of an instance like that happened this weekend. Right, I'll give you guys a little tidbit of what happened. So we we always get, like you know, with the business obviously with Yelp being there, you know, it's easy for people to go up and critique you and say, hey, I didn't like this, or hey, you should do this, hey, you should do that, hey, you should do this right. So for me, at the beginning, when we first opened the business, it was really, really hard on me because I I literally like got like sick, like physically sick, to where I was, just like I can't look at comments anymore, I can't see this because it was a jab to to what we had done.
Speaker 1:Right, you work so hard and then somebody comes and says well, maybe you should do this, maybe you should do that, because I've gone here and this and that right. So it took me a really, really long time to get perception. Yureka it's perception, so I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I'm ready to cut you off, but we'll get back to you Are you really no let her finish. But first let me finish your first what I was saying is that it's it's your perception of the person giving you advice. If you think that that person is good, then that advice is going to be good, but if you think it's bad, then you're going to think that the advice is bad or it will, or in a malicious sense.
Speaker 5:Either way, I'll still I will. I'll still take any information. Yeah, I'm not going to be rude about it.
Speaker 1:See, but here, here let me finish my thing and maybe it'll debunk your perception thing, cause so, so anyway. So it took me a while right To be able to take criticism and everything and obviously having a business you have to, because not because you like it means that everybody likes it, right. But not because one person doesn't like it doesn't mean that 50 others.
Speaker 4:Yeah, don't.
Speaker 1:So this weekend. So obviously we've had that right and we're just kind of like all right, well, if we think we're doing a pretty good job and you know we're we're ready to stick to what it's, it's, it is or whatever. We're just going to keep going. So this weekend we had someone come and she took her time out of her day to write an email saying that our cafe de olla was extremely sweet and that her entire party thought it was really lost, it was ruined.
Speaker 4:It was ruined Her whole party.
Speaker 1:No, like everybody in her party thought the same thing, and that her wife had just come from Oaxaca and she agreed, and that the coffee in Oaxaca was not as sweet, and she just thinks that if we made it less sweet it would be perfect, right. So my initial brain was like, well then, fucking go to Oaxaca and drink coffee from Oaxaca?
Speaker 1:Don't fucking come here, like you know, like like that was my like well, don't fucking drink our coffee. And then my other brain came in and was like, okay, is she genuine? Possibly Right, she's taking time out of her day to genuinely come and give us, you know, advice.
Speaker 5:Um, it's it's all subjective.
Speaker 1:Right, because I don't know the same as my time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, she had a wife, I know.
Speaker 5:Ricky, and I's tongue is not the same.
Speaker 2:Her taste is, yeah, her taste is for. Her taste, for the finer things in life are completely different than yours, yeah, so what?
Speaker 1:I? The reason, just the reason why I brought it up is just because it I could see when someone says something, when you work so hard and then somebody comes and dismantles it in a millisecond and it it hurts, right.
Speaker 4:But you guys are saying like you have to have tough skin and and who you want to take it from and you also have to put yourself in um that person's shoes, I think, because sometimes you might not like as, like a comedic, like response rate, Like if I'm watching my video, like and I can hear, okay, this joke actually sucked. And I'm like, okay, I can see it from their perspective Then, which is most of the videos- most of the videos, yeah, Um, then you can kind of see why.
Speaker 4:But if you like put yourself in their shoes and then kind of see like, oh, they're wrong, Then I don't know. It's just. But, like you said, subjective, like it just depends.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, you kill it 100% of the time and like. That's what I'm saying. Like audiences, they do make a difference, but then they don't make a difference at the same time, right, because that's your third. Their job is to understand you and reciprocate, whatever it is that they're hearing from you. Right, and it's your job to be funny, whether it doesn't matter what the audience is right is or not. That makes sense, doesn't?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I agree, gilly.
Speaker 5:I didn't hear anything. I got lost. I got lost in your eyes.
Speaker 4:I was thinking about the enlarged clip that we saw.
Speaker 5:So you just look like a large To me at this point.
Speaker 4:you look like the kid from up now, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Adventures out there that one.
Speaker 5:I find that sexy.
Speaker 6:Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4:He likes to find he finds chubby kids funny and sexy.
Speaker 5:Jesus, I'm going to get you a Boy Scout uniform. I actually would like to see that too. We should all dress as Boy Scouts one time.
Speaker 2:That'd be cool. For the next one, we should do that.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we don't do mics though.
Speaker 1:Hey, didn't we just see that sign of the guy Picketing outside the?
Speaker 2:Boy Scout place. Can we look that up because that's pretty local for local news? Boys Republic.
Speaker 1:Boys Republic, yeah Fuck.
Speaker 2:AKA Jays Closet, we're having dinner on.
Speaker 1:Saturday and there's, I guess this like what it's called Boys Republic, probably like a Boy Scout, and there was a guy like an old. He was already older, right, Maybe like in his 30s.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he looked like a lady with hair.
Speaker 1:And he had signs and he was saying what did he say? He was suing Boys Republic for sexual assault, right Whoa you're going to say the whole word on here. I could say I can't say that SA'd.
Speaker 2:I usually say SA'd.
Speaker 1:You guys said all these other things. You said clit and everything, and I say sexual assault.
Speaker 4:That's actually a, that's a body part.
Speaker 1:That's an anatomy.
Speaker 4:Oh God, come on, amber, really.
Speaker 1:I'll turn this thing off, guys.
Speaker 2:It's because your face is not on the screen.
Speaker 1:I'll make it seem like it never got recorded.
Speaker 2:It doesn't mean you can say whatever you want, but Boys Republic is a. It's a I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4:Boy band. Did you see those Boy band?
Speaker 2:Nothing Without Labor. Okay, nothing Without Labor Again, jay's closet name.
Speaker 4:That's his like number one album that he has on his playlist.
Speaker 2:Nothing Without Labor, oh.
Speaker 1:Nothing.
Speaker 2:Without Labor.
Speaker 1:There's a call on your arts center there.
Speaker 2:Yes, okay, let's see what do we got. What do we got? Oh, surprisingly nothing on the sexual salt case. Hey, check it out. Who's outside trying to sue us?
Speaker 5:It's a drop-down menu. Sexual salt.
Speaker 4:This year in the calendar 1907, that's like the year Jay was born.
Speaker 5:But what is close, 1908.
Speaker 2:But what exactly is like? What do they do?
Speaker 1:It looks like it's like a, like a center for arts and baseball, and it's like a community center.
Speaker 2:Oh, why do they call it boys Republic?
Speaker 1:Because it was probably made more. Yeah, it was made in the 19.
Speaker 3:Nothing without labor.
Speaker 2:That is strange to put and there's only people of color on the website.
Speaker 4:Get out.
Speaker 2:Nothing without labor. That's strange, but yeah, we seen that on Saturday, right, that was weird to see because it was just like a lady and her son I'm assuming that was her son Holding up signs that we're suing boys Republic.
Speaker 4:How dare you assume that was your son?
Speaker 1:I know, I just said I'm a guy and a lady.
Speaker 4:It's still assuming a gender.
Speaker 1:Oh, two people One bald, one with hair.
Speaker 4:You guys are so not progressive.
Speaker 2:That's true. I like to think myself as progressive, yeah. Progress, so maybe you stepped on my line, stepping on my punch lines. How am I supposed?
Speaker 1:to know you're gonna use that. It's time Progress or dude progress.
Speaker 2:Chicken noodle soup is actually really good by the way, I'm progressive too.
Speaker 5:Like if I see two dudes making out. This whole podcast is just gonna be us, I'm so progressive, like if two dudes are making out like near me, like it's weird, I have like a like a boner, a boner.
Speaker 2:Raging boner, you blush.
Speaker 5:No, it's like I have like a like a fight inside me that goes like hey, just accept that they're kissing, like I like I don't know if I should look away or if I should be like I'm cool, ben, because they're making out, I'm cool.
Speaker 4:I'm so progressive If I see two guys making out, I just jump in.
Speaker 5:You hold their hair.
Speaker 2:Let me hold your hair.
Speaker 4:No, I'll just be like let me grab those balls for you real quick.
Speaker 5:Hold his hair back.
Speaker 2:Back in the day I had, I had a two gay best friends and they were boyfriends. What? Why are you shaking your head? I'm serious, okay, alright, and I used to make vine videos of them because they used to make out everywhere, everywhere, and I was the only one that drove and I'd ask one to know. I need one of you in the front and one of you in the back, because if I evaporated.
Speaker 2:Right, I'm not an Uber driver, even though Uber wasn't invented yet, it was always. They were like teenagers, dude. We were like 20, 22 years old and these guys were making out all the time everywhere.
Speaker 4:Sounds like fake taxi yeah.
Speaker 1:Somebody said you were the gay third wheel.
Speaker 2:I've asked many times.
Speaker 5:I had two gay roommates once. Yeah, he told me about that shit.
Speaker 1:I had two gay roommates once. They were girls roommate too.
Speaker 5:They weren't really that affectionate in front of each other. I mean, they would sit next to each other and we were upset about that yeah, I wanted to hear some moaning.
Speaker 1:I'm progressive. You guys gonna have sex in front of me. Yeah, I just want to see what it's like.
Speaker 5:What works. I don't want to participate, I just want to be in the audience I want to see the operation.
Speaker 2:The sausage is made.
Speaker 5:It was wild Like one of them ended up like getting really like addicted to meth.
Speaker 2:Actually that sounds a lot like my two old gay best friends. Were they his roommates, right? Yeah, we'll talk out here about the names.
Speaker 4:Yo. So why do you think gay people will get addicted to meth?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't know. Isn't there this thing called something railing? I don't know if you can link this up for me. I don't want to see what comes out. I want to see. It's like split railing or something, but I think it. Look it up. What do I look up? No, let me look it up. I'll look it up. It's called something railing.
Speaker 1:I think they become. They're more prone to addiction because of just pretty much everything, like psychologically and like physically, mentally, that they go through and that you know that's happening, that they fall onto either drugs or alcohol to cope with.
Speaker 4:Should I ask my gay friend Ask?
Speaker 1:your gay friend. What are?
Speaker 3:you going to ask?
Speaker 4:him.
Speaker 1:Call him on the line. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he'd answer.
Speaker 4:Okay, let me see.
Speaker 2:I got to erase a lot of the stuff on my phone. Yeah, I don't know. I'm at loss for words. I think when you snore drugs off of a man's genitals.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:And they call it something railing. I don't know.
Speaker 5:It wasn't very specific in the description Did you Google what you just said?
Speaker 2:No, I put railing coke gay sex and nothing came up, except for that video that I showed you. No, they're not giving me the right word that I need. I don't know what it is, but there's something along the lines of that.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to text them. I don't want to bother.
Speaker 2:I know what are you doing.
Speaker 4:How does it ask him?
Speaker 2:What railing was that no.
Speaker 4:Why does he think?
Speaker 5:What I want to know is why his name was saved as your boyfriend in your contact.
Speaker 4:Because it's my chocolate man.
Speaker 5:I think it Me Novia. I think, or Novio Right, I'm saying it wrong.
Speaker 4:I think that, whatever, we need more fajitas for him.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so I think Maybe some of them chicken vegetas.
Speaker 2:To reiterate what you were saying, amber, I think it's exactly that, because of how you are perceived as a person and the trauma that a person goes through in life, that's like Even could be.
Speaker 5:They were closeted for years until they came out and even that entire trauma of their childhood has Waste that Well I had a discussion once because one of the two in the relationship was really bitchy, you know, like really, just like mad at everything, like hated everything. I've never heard such cruel shit come out of people's mouth that I did with those guys.
Speaker 4:And then went inside his mouth About everybody.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but I had a discussion with him once and I told him I said why are you such an asshole? We were drinking and I was like why are you such an asshole to everybody? And he started crying. He was like, oh, I don't mean to come off like that, but he had to turn that way because he was constantly being attacked growing up. People were messing with him and his family disowned him and everything. So, he just turned into this like cold mean bitch yeah.
Speaker 4:That's gotta be nice to people, no matter what.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you really should I agree. Yeah, gilly, what Me? Yeah, I'm never malicious to anybody, oh God.
Speaker 4:What Don't? Let us get started.
Speaker 2:I'm the nicest guy you ever meet. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:But I think you're right. I think you're right because it's the mentality of I'm gonna get you before you get me. Yeah, and I know that because I went through that growing up and where I had to like Especially likes me because of.
Speaker 5:I wonder if she's aware that she's in a lesbian relationship right now I am.
Speaker 1:I am, no, but I had to defend myself not often, but I felt like I had to. Like, in my brain I made these scenarios up right, and I felt like I'm gonna get you before you get me, or I'm gonna point out the obvious before you point out the obvious. So I see that mechanism and why people use it. It's just to protect themselves.
Speaker 4:Yeah yeah, that's why I talk about my snail. Yeah yeah, just throw it out there before they can make fun of it?
Speaker 2:Did I tell you that I barely understood that, like last week, because I pictured it, because I didn't want to picture you that way.
Speaker 4:I thought you had said that the last podcast yeah, you said that last week, yeah, I know, but I want to read it Okay. That's fine, that's fine that I think about it often. Nice, I think about you often also.
Speaker 2:I know, but those vines were crazy though. How do you?
Speaker 1:think comedy for you guys, like, what is comedy for you, like, do you guys use a lot of your trauma to write jokes, or are they happy moments or what? Where does your A lot of your comedic act kind of stem from, like when you're writing and things like that For anyone.
Speaker 4:I think for me it's a little bit of everything. I don't know. I just like to make fun of myself. I feel like if you're able to make fun of yourself, a lot of people will like you you know, Because then they can kind of relate to dumb shit that's happened to you or dumb stories you know. So that's where I get my stuff from and I just kind of copy Gil whatever he throws out there. You know Still his jokes.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I like talking about. I have some jokes that are like half baked that I want to work on and it has a lot to do with childhood trauma and stuff and figuring out a way to make it sound funny.
Speaker 2:Another thing to that is I didn't really start getting laughs until I got really personal, like I have jokes that are about, you know, the government and drugs and stuff, but they don't work because I think it's just the added Like there's feeling into the personal stuff you know what I? Mean People like they come off, different People like when you can be vulnerable, right so?
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's your true self.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:It's true, and I always, when I tell Gil, like when he makes jokes, like about himself, I always tell him, like no one can really come and tell you like, ricky, are you five years old? I can't say it when I call.
Speaker 6:That's what she said. That's what she said.
Speaker 1:No, but like no one can tell you that you're wrong, that your joke is wrong, or that it's not right or anything, because it is, because it's true to yourself and who you are as a person. So it's not like they can come and be like oh you're wrong, you know, your sister wasn't on meth, like yeah, you know, or whatever the joke is. So I like when people write about themselves.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think it. Yeah, no, I like that too, jay, is that what I talk?
Speaker 5:about my bald head, I talk about my mantits.
Speaker 2:you know, like all things that, like I'm self-conscious about Jay is that why you hang out with Ricky, because he acts like a five-year-old.
Speaker 4:Yeah, exactly why he's gonna take me into his van Allegedly.
Speaker 1:They role-play. Hey little kid.
Speaker 4:How about we do some? Do you know how to do impressions Like who would you say is your best impression to do?
Speaker 2:Give me your impression, what I don't know? Can I have an impression?
Speaker 1:Or an accent.
Speaker 2:Um. Can you get your accent?
Speaker 4:Jay is actually really good.
Speaker 2:I actually wanted to hear your British accent.
Speaker 4:Okay, well, could Jay go first, and then I'll go.
Speaker 1:Yeah go.
Speaker 6:Jay.
Speaker 4:Can my man go first? Shit, I don't know. No, I don't want to do that. Oh, come on, jay, stop making that fucking fun for me.
Speaker 5:I don't know what to say.
Speaker 4:You want me to do an?
Speaker 5:accent.
Speaker 4:You just did a whole ass fucking recital. I was high, Okay, um, I don't know what a picky fucking blind-us eh.
Speaker 2:You sound like a British hip-hop artist.
Speaker 1:That's your British.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Okay, British go British.
Speaker 4:okay, british Again um. I'm from Manchester and I support Manchester City.
Speaker 2:And the crowd goes wild.
Speaker 1:Alright, that wasn't too bad, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2:Alright, british accent for me. Hello mates. Jay, thank you for coming onto the podcast. Ricky, thank you.
Speaker 4:That was that.
Speaker 6:I'm Spanish, I'm.
Speaker 2:Spanish Ricky Ricardo. Isn't it a little mate?
Speaker 1:Isn't it like Australian?
Speaker 4:Hey mate, hey little bugger.
Speaker 2:No little bugger mate.
Speaker 4:This ain't no Django, Django Bad.
Speaker 3:Alright, mate, you got a fag I could smoke oh that's good.
Speaker 2:Whoa.
Speaker 5:They call cigarettes fags over there.
Speaker 2:They do. Yeah, you have a lot of cigarettes.
Speaker 3:And they call gay people.
Speaker 4:I thought that was fucking Chris Holmes words right now.
Speaker 3:I thought Jay left and Chris Holmes was just kidding. Hello, my colonial cousin.
Speaker 1:I know what he looked like.
Speaker 4:What does he look like?
Speaker 1:I'm going to look at him. I'm going to look at him. Keep talking.
Speaker 5:He looks like the guy from the dub, Like an egg with beard.
Speaker 1:No, no you look like an actor.
Speaker 4:No, he looks like.
Speaker 3:He's going to be so fat.
Speaker 5:I got called Will Sasso the other day.
Speaker 4:Shout out to Will Sasso. Shout out to.
Speaker 2:Dude Z, oh, my god or brother, I can do Hulk Hogan maybe 3, 2, 1, 2.
Speaker 6:What you going to do? What you going to do, brother?
Speaker 2:No, wait, hold on that's.
Speaker 5:Mind your cup.
Speaker 4:Okay, how about we give you a scenario?
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, I'm no, I'm Macho man Randy.
Speaker 4:Savage go Macho man. Randy Savage goes to the bank but they all have singles and he's pissed yeah.
Speaker 6:What you going to do when Macho man, randy Savage, needs some coins. I need some coins to take, to Need some coins to go to Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 4:Mr Savage, I'm actually. This is a bit. This is behind me.
Speaker 6:Mr Savage, I just need some coins, brother.
Speaker 4:Mr Savage, first of all you need to relax and all we have is dollar bills. Is that okay?
Speaker 6:Well, that's not going to work, is it? That's not going to work.
Speaker 4:I need some coins, my man, before I break you in half in the ring, mr Savage, mr Savage, and put you down, mr.
Speaker 6:Savage the end, we're the one.
Speaker 4:Mr Savage. Mr Savage, you know what I'm going to have to call my manager. My manager is going to come here and talk to you. His name is Jonathan.
Speaker 1:He's from.
Speaker 4:England. He's a British migrant.
Speaker 3:You're going to give yourself him really.
Speaker 6:The thing with that brother.
Speaker 4:Okay, now you sound like the guy from the fucking movie Diggers.
Speaker 6:In a world, In a world where Macho man Randy Savage is trying to get coins at the bank and the bank manager, Jerry or Jeff I really can't remember his name right now is telling Macho man Randy Savage that he can't have coins this summer, or maybe fall. The movie will be out.
Speaker 4:Thank you, that was great. That was awesome, dude. I think that movie deserves a fucking Oscar nominee right there already.
Speaker 1:I don't even want to see your fucking gansone.
Speaker 5:You look like you're trying to take a mule shit.
Speaker 4:That's how acting is. You got into character, just me, you, brother.
Speaker 2:Dude, I've been watching a lot of wrestling so I think that's my Macho man, right?
Speaker 5:now, that was awesome. I didn't know you had that in you.
Speaker 1:I didn't either.
Speaker 2:No, was it good.
Speaker 1:It was good.
Speaker 2:I blacked out a little bit you can't breathe at all.
Speaker 4:The spirit of Macho man Randy Savage just jumped into your body. I believe it.
Speaker 2:I'm wet. That was good. That's the only impression I can do. I try Bill Cosby.
Speaker 4:It doesn't work out as much hey let's do Bill Cosby and somebody that he meets.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:You know how to do. Bill Cosby, no, no, you'll be Bill Cosby and then just pour something in my drink and then I pass out, okay.
Speaker 6:Bill.
Speaker 2:Cosby.
Speaker 5:Wait, I think you should do this in blackface, okay.
Speaker 4:Down to do it. Mr Cosby, oh my God. Hi, it's nice to meet you. I'm Rebecca.
Speaker 6:How you doing, brother. I'm Bill Cosby. That sounds a little off. I got some pudding for you. Yes, I do. When I get you on the couch for that, one, two, three. One, two, three and Miss Elizabeth is behind me, I will get you, because I need that belt. That was awesome. Something like that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was definitely Bill Cosby. That's how I proceed.
Speaker 5:Bill Cosby, Russian of Eversene.
Speaker 2:Bill Cosby, jesus that was great.
Speaker 1:I thought I heard you, just watching you.
Speaker 2:That was fun. What else can I do?
Speaker 4:Give me a scenario, I'll try to do one, okay.
Speaker 1:Alright, let's see, or someone watching, someone watching, okay, so yeah.
Speaker 2:Someone give us a scenario of what we can do. My voice is going out now.
Speaker 5:Yes, man, it's a do an impression of Macho man crashing his car. Oh man.
Speaker 1:Alright, think of one girl, and then we'll do another one that somebody has.
Speaker 2:My heart hurts.
Speaker 4:Wait, so I'm slipping to a slim chip.
Speaker 1:That was Snap into this.
Speaker 4:So I have to do Randy Mann. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:You're a gay cholo.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is a great, that's great.
Speaker 1:Careful. Oh, somebody said have Jay, do a Trump impression.
Speaker 2:Oh, there we go.
Speaker 1:Give us another one for Okay.
Speaker 4:Okay, Ready Hi. Mr Donald Trump, we're going to hear an interview about you. I remember you bought you the about those Jewish people making the tunnels.
Speaker 3:Well, first of all, it's President Trump, and I believe that the Jews love to be underground, and that's fine, but I don't know what else to say?
Speaker 6:I don't know that was good, that was pretty good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was pretty good, that was pretty good. I'm not, yeah, I'm not Shout out to Sandra for giving that Sandra.
Speaker 5:That's my, that's my GF, that's my girlfriend, wait.
Speaker 4:Sandra, so you're not gay. I thought we had a whole relationship, you and I.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wait, did she know that you cannot do a Donald Trump impression?
Speaker 5:No, I usually can. I just I don't know, I just can't do it off the spot.
Speaker 1:That's their role play.
Speaker 4:That's her role play, yeah, she can't touch that.
Speaker 5:I tell, talk about building a wall in between us.
Speaker 1:I'm like, based on her last name, I'm going to go out on a limb.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she's a, she's brown.
Speaker 2:They'll get over the wall.
Speaker 4:Or get over or under it.
Speaker 3:The Jews will build a tunnel under the wall.
Speaker 2:Can you do a Donald? No, I can't. I'm trying to get my voice into it.
Speaker 1:Somebody said do a Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 4:But Sergio's the greatest, oh my.
Speaker 2:God.
Speaker 3:Doing Mickey Mouse impression yeah he is pretty good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I don't think I can do that.
Speaker 1:All right, get Ricky in the. Get the fuck out of here. There you go, you can do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can do it, there you go.
Speaker 1:All right, mickey Mouse sticking up a bank.
Speaker 4:Both legs? No, all right, a bank, okay, count me down, count me down.
Speaker 2:What's up with banks? Okay, go Three, two, one.
Speaker 4:This is a fucking hole up. You motherfuckers Put the money in the back bitch.
Speaker 1:You heard that, goofy, you're goofing around. Get the fuck over here. Get that bitch.
Speaker 6:Okay, right away milky, right away milky.
Speaker 4:Give me only $100 bills and 50s bitch. You hear this. You want me to false move it. I'll pull your fucking head off and then.
Speaker 6:Yeah, mickey, you cannot steal anything from this bank. You see, I'm gonna snap into a slim gym. My name is Macho man, randy Savage, run, he's gonna have a stroke. I still need coins to give to my fans. You see, Miss Elizabeth is gonna be right next to me on the corner post Son, get out of here, Mickey.
Speaker 1:Fine, let's get out of here, boys, let's go. Hey, why don't we make a show like that, Like a live show, like instead of stand up, you come and you choose three, right, so you get your impression, you get your scenario and then you get like I don't know timeframe.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we can call it.
Speaker 2:we don't do mics yeah because we don't, but we do. That's where the comedy is Comedy.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I think it'd be funny. Think about it. Bye, these Jews are everywhere.
Speaker 6:They're in tunnels now. You see, I'm coming up for election in 2024.
Speaker 2:No, I can't do it. I can't, I just can't. That was sleepy Joe. Who can do? Sleepy Joe Biden, joe Biden who. What's going on here?
Speaker 5:At first. We start with that I don't know how he talks.
Speaker 4:I just think of an old man fucking about to die.
Speaker 1:I never hear him talk, yeah.
Speaker 6:Right, they're making the frogs gay.
Speaker 2:Oh, who can do Alex Jones? I think it's JK. You can do Alex Jones. I don't know. I've never watched anything. You never watched info wars or anything like that. Really, you strike me as like his main audience person.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like you would digest that every second of the day that you would listen to Alex Jones and just completely believe everything that he says, over the radio and you would take that into your personal and professional life.
Speaker 4:I think this was still Randy Savage right now.
Speaker 5:I'm getting scared. I need an adult.
Speaker 4:Sergio says J already sounds like Alex Jones. You kind of do.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie. Just a little bit.
Speaker 4:It's from all the cigarettes I used to smoke in, you know your Trump impression kind of reminds you of like Christy the Crown, christy the Crown a little bit. Christy the Crown, christy the Clap Clown.
Speaker 5:I've never done it with men.
Speaker 4:Or woman or woman, just trans yeah.
Speaker 5:I've never done it with like on a microphone or anything.
Speaker 2:Okay, joey Diaz go. I don't know.
Speaker 6:Get up Cox, cause it's all over. Oh shit, hold on, let me count you in Ready Wait.
Speaker 4:How about Joey Diaz trying to order a Big Mac and McDonald's Ready? All right, five, four, three, two, one Listen here McDonald's.
Speaker 6:It sounds like Randy's sandwich already. I need a McDonald's. You're going to get coins from McDonald's.
Speaker 2:How about I do. Ricky no, ricky. Ricky Novia no, randy Mann Savage as Joey Diaz All right Go.
Speaker 5:No, it's Ricky Novia.
Speaker 4:Having.
Speaker 5:Aimal with Ricky Novia, all right.
Speaker 4:Are you ready for that?
Speaker 2:Come on you gotta do it, dude, wait, hold on. I'm still Joey Diaz, hold on.
Speaker 5:I'll direct this porn McDonald's.
Speaker 6:Let me get a number of five Cox suckers, because you know I'm going to do it.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know, I'm stuck in, stuck inside Randy Savage or he's in stuck inside of you, raw yeah. Raw is war, because I'm fighting my way out but I can't this week on no way out.
Speaker 4:Much of ratten. Manny savage is gonna take on Donald Trump for the heavyweight title only had no way out.
Speaker 2:Oh I you know what we can do. We can do our promotion. So we're, it's summer, slam it's no way out. It's no way out. It's 1982, macho man, randy Savage versus Donald Trump. So we, so we each get a minute and talk about our promotion what we're gonna do to each other in the ring. Yeah, so who wants to go first?
Speaker 5:I don't know. I'd never followed wrestling at all.
Speaker 4:You're Donald Trump. Well, you're Donald.
Speaker 5:Trump Okay.
Speaker 4:Okay, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have an interview between Donald a Trump and Macho man. Randy Savage is gonna fight for the heavyweight title. At no way out first we're gonna go with Donald a Trump. How do you feel tonight?
Speaker 3:I am feeling tremendous, you know, let me get a sip of my water.
Speaker 4:Macho man, randy Savage, says that he's gonna get you with the arm slam. How do you feel about that?
Speaker 3:Macho man. Randy Savage is an absolute Homosexual and I'm just gonna say that I'm gonna build a wall around him.
Speaker 4:All right now to Macho man Randy Savage. Macho man, randy Savage, what do you feel about Donald J Trump?
Speaker 6:Well, the first thing that Donald J Trump needs to know is that I'm the man, that I am Macho and with Miss Elizabeth Beside me, I'm gonna take him to no way out, cuz I got three minutes and the three minutes that I have with him I'm gonna break him oh.
Speaker 4:There you have it, folks. Don't miss out. No way out, donald J.
Speaker 6:Trump versus Macho man Randy Savage on pay-per-view.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dude, you fucking almost shit yourself. Had a stroke, jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:I'm tired that that really took a lot out of me.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we could tell how about we do word play ready. So you'll say one word and then I'll try to like Brime it, I guess, until one of us fucks up.
Speaker 2:Okay, foliage.
Speaker 1:Fuck Moliage.
Speaker 4:Moliage. Thank you, we have to rhyme it, dude. You're a rapper. How the fuck did you not? You're a rapper, can we get some?
Speaker 2:rapping music on, so he can rap. No, just put instrumental.
Speaker 4:Yeah, let's do freestyle freestyle on mine boys, only on mine boys.
Speaker 6:This is Randy Savage.
Speaker 1:Make yourself pass out. I know, Can you choose a easier word?
Speaker 5:Cuckold. How about, just, we don't rhyme them.
Speaker 4:I mean, they just think of a word just like keep, yeah, yeah it's a say, a letter. All right, just start off then. Okay fart Bart Sim sim wait, so not rhyming, we're just doing it, I think. We just say words, just say words. Okay, there you go, let's see how this is how far we can go. Let's try to make a sentence.
Speaker 5:We're just really ready. So you start you start, I'm gonna go with fart again. Fart art class but mass protein poster.
Speaker 2:Wait, what's the point of I?
Speaker 4:Mean, we're trying I thought we're trying to make a sentence what's your favorite food?
Speaker 2:Gil. Oh, we can talk about that. I used to be vegan, okay.
Speaker 5:Years ago.
Speaker 2:I am vegan and I'm surprised and the hour in, and I feel like that was the first topic that you're gonna bring up really.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I don't usually Talk about it until somebody brings it up. Really, mm-hmm, how often does that happen? Well, if I'm out, I'm over, like you know, at somebody's house and and they've made food. I usually have to tell them, like I Can't eat that. Or I have to ask them, like what's in it?
Speaker 1:because I eat plant-based diet dang and I almost offered you guys barbecue ribs.
Speaker 4:Lightly declined barbecue tastes so good, I'm gonna slap your mama.
Speaker 5:Yeah, what's crazy is when you do bring it up, though, like people automatically feel like they need to defend the way they eat. You know, mmm, and I'm like no, it's just kind of my thing.
Speaker 1:That makes sense, Like if you're like going to judge them right yeah, oh well. Shawty vegans that are like yeah, I was gonna say that I think it's because Vegans get a bad rap for like those like really like hardcore, hardcore vegans.
Speaker 5:Yeah, activists. Yeah right, what kind?
Speaker 2:of vegan. Are you though?
Speaker 5:I just I eat plant-based and I try not to buy things that have animal products like deodorant Sometimes.
Speaker 2:yeah, tooth-faced, yeah, socks, lube underwear there's actually, I'm not the bed.
Speaker 5:I'm not the. There's a vegan, perfect vegan. I have leather shoes.
Speaker 2:There's a cruelty free based.
Speaker 1:You cuz you could be vegan and not do it for the animals, you do it for your health.
Speaker 5:No, I well, I started Well. Now I'm like super unhealthy, but I had lost 80 pounds. We're going to eat it all back.
Speaker 4:We're about your tortas in this fucking.
Speaker 5:I started because I had gotten food poisoning and I was like I need to make a Decision. I made a drastic change in the way I ate, so I went to eating plant-based, which kept me away from, like fast-food restaurants and things like that and I I don't I like cooking, so I started cooking for myself and then, in that process of being like Stoked that I was a vegan, I started watching like documentaries and things. Oh, and that's where I drew like connection with the animals so it was.
Speaker 2:So you were Plant-based first, before the environmental stuff, and yeah, I didn't know anything about that.
Speaker 5:Oh, yeah, yeah cow spiracy.
Speaker 2:That's a cool one, yeah, what's the other?
Speaker 5:one that was works over knives.
Speaker 2:That one's cool Super saves me earthlings. Oh my god, dude, that I cried. It's sad.
Speaker 5:It's really sad and it's crazy. I mean like, like the dairy industry is horrible. It's like You're not even Supposed to be drinking milk, which is why most people are lactose intolerant. It's not all people and the way they get that milk is sad too, because they essentially have to rape a cow.
Speaker 3:In order to impregnate them.
Speaker 5:They have to force me to be pregnant, because the only way they produce milk is when they're pregnant. And then, as soon as they have their babies, the babies are just ripped away from them to feel and they cry.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's crazy. You know, whatever I.
Speaker 5:Don't know, like now that I'm, I eat plant-based, like I. I look at a cow the same way I would a dog or a cat, you know.
Speaker 2:I actually that's an interesting thought, because I was gonna actually write a bit about how we are Americans, save dogs from being eaten in Asian countries and Asian countries, or it was gonna be something around those lines of we treat we don't treat cows as dogs when in other cultures people eat dogs. Yeah you know, I mean that's weird to me. Yeah like it, why it's the same concept, right right of how certain people feel about eating certain animals like well, they don't eat cows in India. Yeah, for.
Speaker 4:I mean.
Speaker 1:I feel like I love your input.
Speaker 4:I Just think, cuz it's like I don't know I get why. You know, I think the way they do kill animals is inhumane. There's some places, there's some farms that don't do it inhumane, you know, but I don't know.
Speaker 5:How come you don't eat a dog or a cat?
Speaker 4:I mean.
Speaker 3:I ate a bunch of.
Speaker 5:Pig or a yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:If, given the opportunity, I'd probably eat a dog.
Speaker 4:Honestly, for I would probably to like proving the guinea pigs dog and I make fun of my best friend all the time cuz he's proving. I'm like, yeh, he guinea pigs. But he's like, yeah, but they're not like our pets, you know, they're like in a farm.
Speaker 1:Have you done a camel?
Speaker 4:I've actually had camel. I had a camel burger in Dubai. How was it?
Speaker 3:Was it good it was delicious.
Speaker 1:Wow Go.
Speaker 2:For me.
Speaker 1:I'm kind of desensitized on that, I get it, it's horrible and especially when they mass produce things, but more. My dad comes from a ranch where there's a lot of people who are like I'm not going to be able to do this, I'm not going to be able to do this. My dad comes from a ranch where that's their own way of living and to them it's like they eat that or they don't eat anything and they do. They produce cows and pigs and everything.
Speaker 1:Well clearly I'm not starving. Yeah, no, I know, but I guess for me. I've been around, I've seen them kill cows and pigs and chickens and I'm just like hey.
Speaker 4:I'm going to get the in and out.
Speaker 1:right now I feel bad, but they're delicious.
Speaker 5:Let's get them the in and out. Man I used to eat a lot of meat. A lot of meat Like three times a day, I would eat meat and cheese.
Speaker 1:Dang, and it's horrible. It's horrible for us.
Speaker 2:Absolutely.
Speaker 1:Meat and cheese, especially meat here in the US how processed? It is. You can't compare what I'm talking about, where it's like there's no chemicals, there's no pesticides, they're not giving food to make them plumper, they're not eating you know GMO plants. They're not anything in it. It's like going straight they kill it and then you eat it within the next couple of hours. So they're not being transferred, they're not being put in like a freezer or anything like that. So it's completely different.
Speaker 5:But yeah, it's bad. What's your favorite meal? Let's see if we can get it. I feel like it just brought it down. It's just kind of like we're all sad now.
Speaker 4:I'm not sad. I just imagine the cow Getting raped, wow, wow. Jay is doing the raping.
Speaker 5:I'll put up a mirror next time so you can watch me while I'm raping you.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Do you see what it?
Speaker 4:looks like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because when you said that it's, is it, but is it really or is?
Speaker 5:it just science? I don't think they're consenting to being.
Speaker 2:It's like I'm doing this for America. Ooh, Don't come in me fucker.
Speaker 4:Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. Ha ha, ha, ha ha ha. Oh God, what's your favorite meal? Kill me, jesus.
Speaker 2:Christ, I like pizza. I'm a very American boy. I like pizza, tacos, you know? French toast yeah, that's my favorite. I've had an American childhood. Both of my parents didn't get divorced. They stayed with each other up until they're still living up in Connecticut at the moment, and that's pretty much my childhood oh jealous. You like deep dish pizza.
Speaker 5:Deep dish I've never had deep dish, oh man there's a place in Echo Park, Maza yeah.
Speaker 1:Maza.
Speaker 5:You've been there. Yeah, maza, it's on sunset.
Speaker 1:It takes like 40 minutes to make but damn, oh deep dish. Have you had real deep dish like in Chicago? No, chicago, chicago.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of Mexicans in Chicago.
Speaker 4:There is I think so. They're everywhere. They're proving to be where you'd be surprised.
Speaker 2:Wouldn't there be more Canadians?
Speaker 3:In Chicago.
Speaker 4:Give me your Canadian accent Go. They don't have accents, canadians do.
Speaker 2:That's it.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry, A that's it Not for fucking Canada bro.
Speaker 5:You're not from Canada. Jesus Christ, calm down. There's a lot of funny people that come from Canada. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Name one.
Speaker 5:Wow, okay, you did the punch already. John Candy, he was Canadian. Yeah, really Drake, I don't know Drake.
Speaker 2:Like half of the cast. From Whose Line is it anyway, Besides the black dude? What was his name? Wayne Brady.
Speaker 4:Yeah, is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
Speaker 5:He's out of the closet now, wayne Brady.
Speaker 4:No, is he really?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:He's what.
Speaker 2:That's good for you, jay, but that's terrible for comedy. Yeah, why? I don't know. I didn't think about that. Words just come out of my mouth that I don't really get processed.
Speaker 4:Do you understand the words that come out of my mouth? Nobody understands the words that come out of your mouth.
Speaker 2:You're not even processed. You might have to edit this Everything's standard.
Speaker 4:I'm doing it live.
Speaker 2:Do you see that newscaster that did that shit? I'm doing it live right now. Right yeah, canadians are pretty funny, you know who? So Chee-Jin Chong actually met in Vancouver, or?
Speaker 4:something like that.
Speaker 2:Something like that. I think so.
Speaker 4:Yeah, there's a bunch of cool professional wrestlers that were from Canada.
Speaker 2:Edgyn, christian from Canada. That's all I know.
Speaker 5:Sami Zayn, kevin Owens, you guys keep going back to wrestling.
Speaker 3:I don't know anything about it, nothing.
Speaker 2:Well, it's the Big Show.
Speaker 4:That actually, what's my favorite meal? Fuck, I have a lot, but If I can choose, it would have to be my mom's Milanesas and potato salad.
Speaker 2:What is that? The rest of your life?
Speaker 4:What would that meal be? Milanesas and potato salad. Milanesas is just like a breaded steak, or it could be breaded chicken. You just fry it. Just say country-fights steak.
Speaker 1:It's like pounding out to be like.
Speaker 4:You gotta pound your meat.
Speaker 1:It's not country steak, no, it's different.
Speaker 4:You have to pound the meat until it's like paper-thin.
Speaker 2:That's why you like it.
Speaker 5:I'm not pounding my meat your mom pounds the meat my mom's not to be Wings tacos.
Speaker 4:Fuck man. What else I used to love wings before.
Speaker 2:Amber's dad makes the best wings. We had that yesterday and oh my god, dude, I'm not just saying that because I'm trying to marry his daughter, but these wings are so freaking delicious dude.
Speaker 5:They're double-fry them.
Speaker 2:They are delicious. I don't know what he does Bone in or bone out. Bone in, bone out is a nugget, bone out chicken yeah exactly that's a chicken nugget.
Speaker 4:It just depends, you know.
Speaker 5:I don't discriminate. I do miss eating chicken wings.
Speaker 1:So you know what I used to do when I didn't Because I was vegetarian for three years and my dad used to make hot wings I used to get Obviously it's not the same right, but I mean it's not even close but anyways, I would get tofu and I would do it like the same process that he makes the chicken wings in, so like his dry, you know, the flour or whatever, and then I would fry them and I would double-fry it so that it was crispy and then I would toss it into the wing sauce and it's really good.
Speaker 5:I'll have to try that.
Speaker 1:Try it.
Speaker 2:It doesn't taste like chicken, but Do you eat the, the stuff that look like me, like the impossible stuff, and the?
Speaker 5:I eat like an eight-year-old. I'm not eating healthy. Yeah, I'm definitely depleted of vitamins.
Speaker 4:He has to keep up with his, his pre I want to be a similar wrestler, you also eat, like You're okay again.
Speaker 2:That's it, I got my thing.
Speaker 4:What about you, Ricky?
Speaker 2:What was what? You got something.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I wanted to see. So who's your celebrity man crush?
Speaker 2:Ooh, that's a good one. Um, john Candy's out because he's Canadian. I just found out right now, man crush.
Speaker 5:Was that confirmed?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it wasn't confirmed. Yeah, he's Canadian. I think he is. He's really hilarious. Back to my question. Um, who would be my man crush? Amber Dude. We go through these man crushes every week. I'm on a weekly man crusher.
Speaker 4:Also, you change it from time to time.
Speaker 2:From time to time, depending on how I feel.
Speaker 4:I think for right now it's Watch your man, randy Savage. Yours, oh right, yours.
Speaker 2:No, he's just in me. He's in me, that's your spirit animal. He's my spirit animal. Right now. He's alive and well inside me. I think about him every time I flip on the telly.
Speaker 4:You sent me Suplex, amber.
Speaker 2:Just looking. Yeah, suplex City. Take her to Suplex City, did you know? Do you know what's going on with Vince McMahon right now?
Speaker 4:Oh, you did. Okay, I've seen the.
Speaker 2:And Brock Lesnar.
Speaker 4:And.
Speaker 2:Brock.
Speaker 5:Lesnar yes.
Speaker 2:His name shut up His name.
Speaker 1:I feel the same.
Speaker 2:His name Brock Lesnar's name, got brought up while these SA charges were being filed against Vince McMahon and he's, so there's. The business that owns WWE and UFC is called TK Holdings. He was a chairman in TK Holdings and I think it was yesterday he actually resigned his position from chairman as. Tk Holdings. Dude Isn't that wild. That's amazing. I just turned out no but the allegations were sex trafficking in the WWE. So the person that is filing the charge I forgot. Can we pull it up? I want to see what wrestler it is.
Speaker 4:He's going into character very deep. Who Vince McMahon?
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, he's just losing touch of all reality.
Speaker 4:He wants to be the greatest he'll ever do. I think that's what's going on.
Speaker 2:But he was. He would have these like forced sexual relations with this WWE superstar and he would like videotape it, send pictures. Hey, you need to go have sex with this superstar. That's why Brock Lesnar's name was brought up, because he was one of the WWE superstars that had relations with the woman.
Speaker 4:That's crazy. I mean, that's major.
Speaker 1:Wait, his name is Mick.
Speaker 4:No, McMahon.
Speaker 1:He's supposed to like fuck him down.
Speaker 4:Like he was a food item on McDonald's.
Speaker 1:Hey, I did the best I could.
Speaker 2:Yeah, everything, it's pretty major, it's pretty major, it's pretty major. It's probably major going on with McMahon you know it's pretty major, jay, I know everything with you is minor.
Speaker 1:Janelle Grant.
Speaker 2:Janelle Grant Sood Vincentkman, the co-founder of what Would Become WWE and the executive chairman of the board of TKO it's TKO'd group and accused him of sexual assault and sex trafficking. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, this came out yesterday. That is Everything that's unfolding is crazy. It's like my whole childhood is just unraveling in my eyes.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Stephen Hawking, epstein Island.
Speaker 2:All that shit.
Speaker 4:Jews in tunnels.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm Turning the frogs gay the world. I don't get that reference. What is that? Which one? The gay frog thing?
Speaker 4:It's Alex Jones. He's saying that some water. I forgot where it's turning the frogs gay. So like I don't know, I don't even want to get into it because I don't know. I just know he's they're turning the frogs gay.
Speaker 5:So, Wow Gotcha.
Speaker 1:Those frogs do not have a sex.
Speaker 4:I don't know yet to ask him to be honest.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think frogs.
Speaker 4:Hello my lady, hello my darling, Hello my rare time girl.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, I think frogs don't have a sex.
Speaker 6:They don't, they could be either or Non-binary frogs.
Speaker 4:But okay, think about it though A lot of this shit like if you talk about cartoons, like in Looney Tunes and all that shit a lot of this shit was already going on. So like, how did it not? It was oblivious back then. You know what I mean. Here we go Like fish.
Speaker 2:almost all frogs fertilize the eggs on the outside the male holds the eggs. On the outside the male holds the female around the waist.
Speaker 1:Whoa what the fuck.
Speaker 2:In a mating hug called Amplexus, he fertilizes the eggs as the female lays them. That's a mean.
Speaker 4:J2.
Speaker 2:Here's a frog yeah. I didn't have a sex, I was frog sorry, it was. J it was.
Speaker 3:J.
Speaker 4:Non-binary J yeah. Hello my darling, hello my baby, Hello my darling, Hello my right time girl.
Speaker 3:My kid, this is not what I was getting, oh look.
Speaker 1:See, there are many animals that can be produced without sex Hammerhead sharks, snails, snails, lizards, snakes, insects and some armadillos Armadillo.
Speaker 5:Armadildos I think that's your spirit animal, Ricky.
Speaker 4:An armadildo? Yeah, yeah, probably. I like to curl up in a little wall from time to time, you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Hammer's giving us a signal to get the out of the fucking studio Already.
Speaker 4:I was getting warmed up. Hello, my girl you know what.
Speaker 2:I have forgotten about that?
Speaker 1:Can we listen?
Speaker 2:to it. I want to listen to it. It'll be the last thing you go to do.
Speaker 5:The populace are canceled. I got a fart, so bad, go for it.
Speaker 2:You know, that's.
Speaker 5:No, I would clear the room.
Speaker 1:No, come on, Come on.
Speaker 5:It's bad news.
Speaker 2:It's a vegan fart. You got to remember that, ladies and gentlemen. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:We had someone that worked with us that was vegan and she would stink up that bathroom.
Speaker 4:It was gilly. You see how she's like she.
Speaker 5:This is my boyfriend, it's a lesbian.
Speaker 4:WB, wb, yeah.
Speaker 5:Hello my door. Hello my ragtime girl there you go.
Speaker 2:Michael J Frog. Oh, that and not Go up.
Speaker 5:Give me some volume.
Speaker 6:That's what my stomach sounds like right now Fire. If you refuse me, honey, you lose me. Can you be left alone? Oh baby, tell a poem and tell me I'm your own.
Speaker 2:Love it Beautiful. Was that guy supposed to be played as a rabbi or something?
Speaker 5:I don't think so Was it like a show.
Speaker 6:No, not the frog dude.
Speaker 4:The guy? No, I think he's like a poor guy and he sees the frog singing so he's like, oh, I'm going to be a millionaire, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he doesn't sing each time.
Speaker 4:He brings out the frog.
Speaker 2:I feel like that's a euphemism for talented people of color and a producer that is using the frog to make money in entertainment.
Speaker 4:Let me keep looking at me Do we have time to talk about one topic.
Speaker 1:Sure.
Speaker 4:Mark Norman when the bomb started. Dude, what do you?
Speaker 5:think happened. Well, he said he came on and said that he made a statement saying that it was some surprise that they had from him for the. The producer of that show had a surprise for him and it was all planned to be like that.
Speaker 2:But he didn't know about it.
Speaker 5:I almost feel like it was a cover-up of something sketchy. I think so too, but when he was running off he still stayed in character. He was just doing his little hop. I don't know. That was creepy. It was scary though.
Speaker 2:Pull it up.
Speaker 5:The manager is like.
Speaker 4:He's fucking scared.
Speaker 2:Mark Norman what? What do we look at?
Speaker 4:S-squared offstage.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there we go. Yeah, doesn't he say like this is not the way I'm talking about.
Speaker 6:Okay, alright.
Speaker 4:Uh-oh.
Speaker 6:Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 4:Oh geez, Everything alright. You want to make sure everybody's good here. What's going on? Uh-oh.
Speaker 6:Oh boy, hey, anything that happened in a comedy show. That was some kind of weird swinger sex party thing.
Speaker 4:Okay, somebody got teased, somebody got teased, oh boy.
Speaker 1:Oh hey, whoa, whoa. I really froze there. I went to Mitch McConnell, Alright.
Speaker 6:Alright, alright, what the fuck.
Speaker 5:Look at it, look at him. He's still jogging around Seaboo.
Speaker 3:Guys, everything's fine.
Speaker 4:No, she seems freaked out.
Speaker 3:Interruption.
Speaker 1:Uh, just stay, get up, get out the taping Guys, can we get out? Or what At the camera.
Speaker 4:One of the producers of the show. Yeah, we just need everybody to get out, please. Uh, nice and slow, nice and slow, everything's fine. Do you make any photos or video of what just happened? Wow, did you see what Andy put? He was bombing, so they went.
Speaker 2:They bailed him out. If you ever need us to do that for you, Ricky, we will be gladly to Stop laughing at me bombing.
Speaker 1:What did he say happened?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, can we pull up what he said? Sure.
Speaker 5:I saw it on his Instagram story, but this was like days ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, was that before or after you?
Speaker 4:were a girlfriend.
Speaker 1:Imagine all the people that hadn't closed out their tabs, and they're like ha ha.
Speaker 4:Imagine like you can't leave until you close out your tab has an actual fucking.
Speaker 1:But I wonder why they took people out.
Speaker 4:See, that's what I think is weird, like because if it was planned they would have just like had people still sit in their seat. Yeah, like, why get up and get out?
Speaker 1:Like that's weird. I wonder if they got a refund.
Speaker 2:On the show they're like I don't know, you didn't pay for your drinks.
Speaker 1:So let's call it even.
Speaker 2:Right, that's how I see it. Is there anything you can?
Speaker 4:I don't know, I don't think on YouTube.
Speaker 5:You can look up, like Mark Norman's statement or something about being escorted, but I don't think it's going to be on YouTube either. I don't know.
Speaker 2:That, there we go.
Speaker 4:No, that's him being on In tears. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Anything else no. So what was the speculation about that was?
Speaker 5:it was like a bomb threat, yeah it was like a bomb threat the guy that they escorted. They were saying that possibly there was a Like a.
Speaker 2:Michael Chapman threat Chapman type of deal, like he was a Mark Norman fan, like he really liked him and he was in love with him and tried to kill him or something.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:He probably came out of the tunnel if it was in New York you know, he got like too excited because he liked the tweet that he posted on his story and then he was super excited about that and did all the way to the comedy club and it just scares the publicist of Mark Norman.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think that's what we actually have.
Speaker 5:My favorite comic, so I was pretty, why don't you suck his? Peepee. I'd smell his peepee. I'm gonna suck it. Hey, you give me your chong chong. I'll just tap it on my nose.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, it's kind of hot, you know, it's like this little hammer on the head, yeah.
Speaker 2:This is why I'm a lesbian.
Speaker 5:What did I say? You're a 42-year-old lesbian with a 29-year-old body or something. You're a 29-year-old lesbian with a 41-year-old mindset.
Speaker 2:Something like that. I don't remember. Yeah, you would like me if I was a minor, though.
Speaker 4:Comedy.
Speaker 2:All right, I think we're gonna wrap this up.
Speaker 5:You good I got a fart set, anything else.
Speaker 2:You've been holding it, just fart, just do it. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:Just do it.
Speaker 5:This is your first podcast.
Speaker 4:I don't even fart around my girlfriend dude, I don't care, you fart around me, or what am I saying?
Speaker 1:We've had people like burp all the time and I think it's hilarious and I said we haven't had anyone fart yet, Please be my Put the camera on me.
Speaker 2:I'm asking you to be my first fart.
Speaker 4:I want you to be my first fart. The whole mind-bust community is asking you to fart. Maybe next time Fart.
Speaker 2:Fart.
Speaker 5:Fart, fart.
Speaker 1:Fart.
Speaker 4:Fart, fart.
Speaker 6:Hello my dude, and that was it, ladies, and gentlemen, thank Ricky and Jay, thanks for being here.
Speaker 2:Go ahead and tell us where we can find you and what you guys got coming up. You guys can find me on Instagram at Thicke Ricardo.
Speaker 4:That's with 3Cs, and this Saturday, february 3rd, I'm going to be at the 4th Wall Comedy Cafe in Hollywood. February 15th I'm going to be at the Continental Room and then can I say that I'm going to be yeah on your show. Yeah, and a great announcement on February 23rd I'm actually going to be a feature on Delik Comedy in Paramount.
Speaker 2:Open my Comedy Showcase and Live podcast in the city of Paramount. Come out and have some fun. Jay, where can we find you and what you got coming up, buddy?
Speaker 5:Jay Holman Comedy on Instagram and just catch me up at an open mic.
Speaker 2:The sexy J-Stan.
Speaker 4:And we're on the toilet.
Speaker 2:I took that picture.
Speaker 5:Did you really?
Speaker 4:Oh my god, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 1:Who took that? I did. You went in there with it. There's no door in that stall.
Speaker 4:It's just a wide open fucking space there's toilet Like your vagina yeah. The prison poop Woohoo.
Speaker 2:LA County Jail style. That's awesome. Don't go there. It's terrible. It really is. So they were checking us and before we go into the cells and you have to like squat down and push really hard. And three guys on the left of me this guy was like a rock or something. He just got the shit beaten out of him from the LAPD and as he was bending down.
Speaker 4:This goes in jail. What the?
Speaker 2:fuck Bending down, he's pushing and and that thing it bolted and like splash everywhere. It was crazy, it's hot, yeah Sucked. It was crazy, mm-hmm.
Speaker 5:What are you guys coming up, Bill?
Speaker 4:Yeah, bill, what do you have? What does Macho man and Ranny Savage have? I'm going to explode.
Speaker 2:February 8th and February 9th. Catch Me February 8th, huntington Beach at Mambo Mambo.
Speaker 4:Mambo, mambo.
Speaker 2:And February 9th. Check it out the Mambo.
Speaker 4:Boom Jesus.
Speaker 2:Fight.