MB:287 with Kenny Weber

Kenny Weber is a stand up comedian. Find his stuff here https://heykennyitskenny.com/nice-bits?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMjU2MjgxMDQwNTU4AAGnB-0xv_Oft55uOrq8m-ypIs-U3YDsZo7k1vUGp1K4HsEEecvckcUxzR5QOMA_aem_2DJ2_8aVp91XWFbJ21oDvA

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"King without a Throne" is performed by Bad Hombres

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:01

Three, two, one.

SPEAKER_02 0:05

I forgot which one it is.

SPEAKER_01 0:06

Are you serious? The red one.

SPEAKER_02 0:19

What the heck?

SPEAKER_01 0:24

What is up, Mind Buzz Universe? Welcome back to another podcast episode of The Mind Buzz. I am Gil, your host, and working the board tonight, this morning, today, whenever you listen to this.

SPEAKER_02 0:37

Possibly not anymore.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

Might be her last day. It's a lovely Amber.

SPEAKER_02 0:43

I don't know what the heck happened to me.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

What happened?

SPEAKER_02 0:46

I was like, there's only two buttons that I need to push. And I was like, is it red? Is it yellow? Is it red? Is it yellow? I was like, one of those.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

Technically three buttons, but both of them are red.

SPEAKER_02 0:57

I don't know what the heck happened to me. It's been what? Like two weeks?

SPEAKER_01 1:02

It's only been two weeks.

SPEAKER_02 1:03

A girl come from.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

No, three weeks. It's been three weeks. I'll give you that.

SPEAKER_02 1:07

About five years?

SPEAKER_01 1:10

It's okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

It's because I'm hungry. I'm deprived of you're deprived me of uh food.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

Which it uh brings us to uh we got a new sponsor. Uh Wiener Schnitzel. They're sponsoring the podcast. No. I wonder if they I wonder if they sponsor podcasts.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

Manifest it.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

Yeah, I'm doing it right now. Manifest it. Is this a manifest dance?

SPEAKER_02 1:35

I don't know what you do. I think you're just supposed to think about it really hard.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

It's not a dance?

SPEAKER_02 1:41

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

How you been? It's been three weeks.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

It's been three weeks.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Uh people haven't heard from you from three weeks for three weeks.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

I forgot which button uh to push. Uh I have an eight. I don't know. It sounds like I have it. It doesn't sound very well.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

That's just today. What about the past three weeks?

SPEAKER_02 2:02

I'm doing pretty good, actually. I can't complain. Yeah. I get to be home. I get to enjoy myself.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

Uh we're we're still thinking about it, but um we might take a a possible break for the summer. Possibly. We don't know yet. Possibly. Possibly. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 2:29

It'd be nice.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

We'll probably do like reruns of stuff with I don't know, we'll we'll do something. We'll do like a question.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

Let's do some questions.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

You wanna do some questions?

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 2:49

Yeah. Throw your questions in whatever, I don't know. Let's do a clip right now. You ready?

SPEAKER_04 2:57

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

Uh we're gonna do questions for the first time on the show, so please uh drop your questions, DM us, or email us. Uh go to the Instagram and send us an email.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

We may or may not answer all of them.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

DM.

SPEAKER_02 3:13

Depending on what you do.

SPEAKER_01 3:14

Yeah, there's some weird The last time we did that was kind of weird.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Like really weird questions.

SPEAKER_02 3:22

Like if I was single or something?

SPEAKER_01 3:23

Like about feet.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

Help.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

If you're single.

SPEAKER_02 3:29

What did you say? Just kidding.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

About you or me.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

About the feet. No, I'm just kidding. Um, yeah, ask us questions. Not weird ones. Okay. Maybe a few weird ones. We can't have a mobby.

SPEAKER_01 3:44

Yeah. Good. I don't know what the people that listen to this podcast on there. Alright. Uh anything else? Before we get into oh, uh April 26th, downtown Riverside. Uh, the hideaway. Come check that out. Uh Saul Saul Trujillo is uh headlining that show. I'll be on that. Along with uh Jessica Ellenis, Travis Smith, and uh Rafael Soto, also known as Bebos. So come out, check that out. Links to all that good stuff is in the show description and on my page. So there's that. Anything else before we get into today's episode?

SPEAKER_02 4:29

Nope. Um good.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

You're good? Yep. Cool. Alright, let's get into today's uh guest. Uh very funny stand-up comedian. Please give it a for Kenny Weber. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Oh yeah. Clap for me. What's up, dude? How's it going? Thanks for coming out and doing this, man.

SPEAKER_06 4:46

Thank you for having me. Happy to be here. It's a cool uh you guys have a pretty cool studio. Thanks, dude. You're into cone heads? Yeah. Because you have two cone heads things here, which sometimes you could just think like one thing is cool, but if you have two, then you have to be probably into it. I don't think it was an accident.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

No. Uh actually, have we talked about that Playboy?

SPEAKER_02 5:06

I think we'd maybe briefly.

SPEAKER_01 5:09

Briefly, I'll tell you this. I overpaid for that, thinking it was something. Yeah. And it's not. Did you get it graded? No. I didn't even know what graded was.

SPEAKER_06 5:20

Yeah, yeah. It wouldn't even be worth that much unless you you gotta get it graded, dude. I don't know. Is it a PSA? That's like a PS off the top of my head, I think that's like a PSA, like probably a seven, seven to eight. Out of what is it? Let me know if you want me to grade it for you. I mean it's like four hundred bucks or something like that. So to grade? Yeah, you just pay me 400 bucks, I'll grade it for you. I'll even write it. I'll even write it on the frame right there so we don't even have to like we'll put like a lock on it. And there's yeah, seven, I think.

SPEAKER_01 5:49

Yeah, I had no, I I didn't know that there was like a system for any of that. I was just they're like, uh yeah, 350 bucks. Here you go.

SPEAKER_06 5:58

Dang, how much is it worth, really?

SPEAKER_01 6:01

Uh I think I seen it in a bin at the Long Beach uh like swamp meet for like 25 bucks.

SPEAKER_06 6:10

Oh man, that's brutal. Maybe better can like worse condition though, right? Yeah. All right, you know, that was probably I'll probably grade that one. I'm just off the top of my head, I grade that one probably like a three. So well the good, dude.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

You're free. The graded, they had a graded one there, which was like cheaper than what I bought it on eBay.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

I think it was like$150. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

What was what was the number?

SPEAKER_02 6:28

Oh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 6:29

I can't remember. I think we were just two seconds. I probably graded it. It was probably me. Are you like like Yeah, I can grade anything.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

So because you're like certified or just No, because I can tell you. I can't.

SPEAKER_06 6:46

If you need something, I could just be like, yeah, I mean that looks pretty good. Like, you know, grade it. You know what I mean? Is there like a uh like a system for that? Or uh I don't know. Like I like well, yeah, yeah. What they would do is they look at like the edges, they look at the print, like is they look at the actual print of the like magazine, like is it off by a little bit? Because if it was a magazine that happened to be like as they're printing it, it was just a tiny bit off compared, they'll measure like all those things. They'll be like, no, this is a perfect, this is like a perfect one. All of the for magazines and like comic books, it's gonna have to do, especially with like the the edges, and then they're gonna look at all the pages and make sure obviously that there's nothing uh fucked up about it. But no, it's not like a thing where like I mean you would have to go work for that. Like PSA is like one is I don't know if there's multiple institutions that do it, but PSA is like the big one, and then you just have to like drop the stuff off and pay them a bunch of money and then wait for and they they like, yeah, we'll just send you your stuff back when when we can when we get to it. It's a racket, probably.

SPEAKER_01 7:46

I yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:47

You ever watch the show on Netflix about the like with all that shit with like Ken Golden? Uh uh. What is that? I forget the name of the show, but it's a show on Netflix, and it's all about uh this fan, this guy, he has a place over on the East Coast. It's like very, very well known. They just do golden auctions is the the the thing. His name's Ken Golden. And yeah, they just they that's where I've seen the most of this shit where they they they're dealing, he's dealing with like like the most expensive shit in the world, like the most expensive baseball card ever, which I think it was like tens of millions of dollars.

SPEAKER_02 8:17

Oh, and does he do like watch like what like actual watches too?

SPEAKER_06 8:20

He does everything. Everything that could be I mean he'll do playboys. I mean the Playboys, he'll do every single thing that could be collected. Well, technically anything could be graded, right? I mean a lot of things. I mean video games, they have I mean they have that. You can like if you have like the original Mario Brothers like in the box, you can have that graded and then and it when they grade it, they lock it into like a you know, they lock it by into like a plastic thing when it's like a card or a I think like a magazine. So it stays like that. So yeah, because in if you break that open, it's no longer worth that grade until you bre until you were to have it re-graded.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

I I came across this girl on TikTok and she it it pissed me off, but I was like, whatever. So she her whole thing like with like her videos is she's looking for uh Little Mermaid Part 2. So the part where like she has her daughter, I think, or is it the third one? I don't know, one of those. And then there used to be a sweepstakes on the VHS that if you found the golden locket inside your VHS, you won a free um uh cruise, Disney cruise line. So I don't know if anybody ever won it or what, but this girl, like that's her series, is going and buying finding every ver every version of it, but she's buying every sealed version of it, and then she's literally opening, like she's already found like 50 of them, and she's just like tearing them open, and then she's like, no, and then she just puts them on the side, and I'm just like like maybe they're not worth anything now, but I feel like for someone that collects maybe Little Mermaid or it's just a nostalgic factor, or even 10, 20 years down the line, like she's fucking it up.

SPEAKER_06 10:07

Nah, dude, she's got she's getting ones that are already open, she's putting the colofane on it with a hairdryer. Is she getting a lot of views? If she's getting a lot of views, then it starts to become manufactured, dude.

SPEAKER_02 10:17

Oh, I didn't you know what I didn't even think about that.

SPEAKER_06 10:19

Yeah, because then as soon as people get views, they get fucking like thirsty as hell. And they're like, That's true. How do I keep these views going?

SPEAKER_01 10:25

It's just like the same video that she just keeps on wrapping up and over and over.

SPEAKER_02 10:30

That's true. I didn't even think I'm all watching her fucking videos on mad.

SPEAKER_06 10:35

That's why every fucking comedian, when they do one funny thing, like right, like if they're just making content because they're like, oh, especially those reaction videos, they'll react to something really fucking specific. Like they were because they're just because they were mad. And it's like the genuine reaction is why it went viral. It was because you had an honest moment in your fucking life and you decide and you happen to record that everything met in this intersection, and then now they're fucking making 42 videos where they're just complaining about this very specific thing, and then they'll be like, Why is it not going viral again? That's fucking insane. But that's like that that kind of show. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:09

Were you watching a video? Because I know at night he like puts YouTube on and then I fall asleep and then I dream about it. But or was I watching it where they were talking about um Pond Stars?

SPEAKER_01 11:20

I was watching it.

SPEAKER_02 11:21

You were watching it, right? How they were saying that it was like fake or really scripted?

SPEAKER_06 11:26

Yep. Yeah, like they gotta get I mean, well, because they can find out somebody has something and then be like, yeah, just bring this in and we'll either like make a deal or not. It's just it's too why would you want to sit there if it you know with a production team and everybody and be like, I hope something cool comes in today.

SPEAKER_01 11:43

Yeah, even the the writing in there, all the uh whatever they say on the on the uh show is is all co-producers, all producers feeding them lines.

SPEAKER_06 11:54

Yeah, that's all the fucking reality shows are like or it's like I uh me and my girlfriend watch like a ton of 90-day fiance, and then they always they they some stuff they capture, right? Some stuff they because they do, they film them and they capture stuff, but some stuff is like very apparent that it's like a they're reenacting something that already happened. Yeah, like there's been there's been a couple times where like couples that are on the show for a long time like break up and then they sh they have like you can tell they broke broke up on like social media, and then next thing you know, they're on this new season and they go through the breakup, and it's like bro, you're not even having like your marriage is ending, and you're not even having like you're having a bad reaction, like you're sad, but it's like nah, dude, you've been through the actual sadness already, and now you're just reenacting this shit.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

That's true.

SPEAKER_06 12:44

And then you then it takes me out of it, and I'm like, I need authentic 90-day fiancé. Fucking trash.

SPEAKER_02 12:49

I love 90-day fiance. Who's your favorite? Who's your favorite couple?

SPEAKER_06 12:53

I mean, I can't, I don't even I don't know, dude. I just like it's the full like train wreck. Like, honestly, lately, because we've been playing fucking uh Pokopia on the Switch too. We've been putting on like old seasons of like pillow talk, which isn't that's not even 90-day fiance. That's the show where the best people in 90-day fiance talk about the show that's happening. And so if you're gonna re-watch something, I feel like that's a good rewatch because you get some shit talking from them and you get the the the you get like the bigger parts of the show, they just go because the the show is uh fucking hour and a half. It's like a talk show or they're in there, they're literally it's called pillow talk, they're legitimately in their living rooms and beds. It's just them they set up like a GoPro, and you because you can tell because they punch in on the go, they punch in on it, and it's all fucking kind of like pixelated and shit. Um the first seasons of pillow talk, they sent out a crew for sure. They sent out because it was nice, it was like produced, and then after that, they're like fuck this. We don't need to work.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

It's probably like COVID time when they didn't have anybody in there. You haven't watched Pillow Talk? I haven't watched it.

SPEAKER_06 13:52

Oh, dude, it's it's like the fucking I think maybe like the royalty of the show is pretty good. Like like Tim and Veronica, they're like, you know, 90-day royalty. Um, that's like an easy one, but it's more just because the best people are like the people I would never want to say are my favorite people because they're just the most dog shit people that you've ever seen in your life. Like Ed's, and then Ed's the easy one. He's like the easy one of the easy. Like if you're like, yeah, if Ed or uh Jasmine, those are like the easy ones. But then just there's some of the like we were watching a pillow talk, and it was for one of the spin-offs. And do you remember the dude that okay, two two different ones? There's one dude that goes over to Italy to date, I think it was maybe who fucking knows. Somewhere in Europe, this guy goes and he goes over to date a trans woman. Yes, but he's like never been with a trans woman, and there's no problem with any of this, but he's not like psychologically, he's not like sitting down and having like a conversation with himself. He's just like, Yeah, I I like I mean, I think it's gonna be be chill. I think it's gonna be chill. And then like his friends are like, does Does they have does they have a dick? Like, and you yeah, yeah, but I you know, one time I kissed a guy in college, like that's literally what he says. And then it's just it's insane. And then there's one where another guy goes to Europe for like a little person, but like not even a little person, like a fucking it's like if you took a little person and you were like, let's fucking crunch fucking down a little bit more. And it was just, and and I mean, no, it's all respect to her, my bad. But uh, that's like what it was, and then this full same thing where he like he literally gets on the show and he's like, like looking, just looking at it, like, God damn, what did I get myself into?

SPEAKER_02 15:38

Like he gets he gets over there and it's like that's one of the ones that I I can like that I was just like, what the fuck is he doing? Because he really like I think for the sake of the show, but he he was like, Okay, maybe I could do it. And then every night they would go back to the room and then he'd be like, I can't fucking do it.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

Like on so that was on 90-day fiance. That's on one of the spinoffs.

SPEAKER_06 16:02

It was on the other way around, either 90 day the other way or before the 90 day one of those ones.

SPEAKER_02 16:07

Because they did a bunch of spinoffs.

SPEAKER_06 16:08

Yeah, there's a ton of spin offs. Did he but when he met her? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Both of these guys did the same thing, like both of these guys like get there the first night, and then the little person and this uh this chick, trans chick, is like they're down. They're just like, I'm about to get some dick tonight.

SPEAKER_05 16:22

And then these fools like, oh, I fucking traveled.

SPEAKER_06 16:27

Traveled, I fucking traveled today. I'm so tired, I couldn't possibly have any pussy tonight. Yeah, yeah. And then the or dick.

unknown 16:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

Do you remember too the guy, the guy that was in the wheelchair?

SPEAKER_01 16:39

Oh, I remember that one.

SPEAKER_02 16:41

I remember that one. I watched that one. He was like so.

SPEAKER_06 16:45

He was a very not good guy. But he was also like, that's where you because he got he was in a wheelchair because he got shot. And it's like, oh, you're that guy. You are what that guy becomes wit when he doesn't have he doesn't have that much that much change in his life after being shot. He was still that guy, the same guy that got shot. He just can't walk.

SPEAKER_02 17:06

Like, yeah. That that one was like wasn't he like a drug dealer or something?

SPEAKER_06 17:10

He was that's how he got shot. He was like, Yeah, he was a drug dealer, and then he did some. I wish I could fucking yeah, he's a great, yeah, another great one to hate. You know, a couple that I really liked was uh early seasons, don't remember their names, but there was this dude so rich. Like this might be one of the richest guys that's been on the show, and he brought a girl from Brazil that was like like 19 years old, and this guy was like in his like mid 40s, and he had divorced his wife, and his wife basically the the girl gets out here, and the wife's like, I can't believe he's gonna have this young, this young girl, like oh my and then the wife and the girlfriend like actually become friends, and the wife does like the vows at their wedding and everything, and I can't remember the I the guy the guy has they has he has two kids, a dot a son and a daughter. Um, but he's like he like I said, he has he's rich. Like he gave her a credit card, and then she bought uh a ten thousand dollar car in Brazil off of his credit card. With the credit card? Yeah, yeah. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 18:16

I really liked um Said and Jenny. The one that he's uh Indian.

SPEAKER_06 18:22

Is that the one from Dubai? Is his name Said? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

Oh no, no, what's no, what's his name?

SPEAKER_06 18:26

I don't remember his name. Jenny and uh submit. Submit. Submit. There's another one. That's a psych that's another one, that's another like psychotic one. Um okay. What about the dude who's got the who had the the the disease that made his eyes eyes bulge and he found out on the show? And he's from like he's from Australia. He looks like this. Avery. Avery, he was a relationship coach, dude. And they do the he does the relationship. He does listen, this is the fucking clip right here. Look this, find this one and put it here. He does like a relationship seminar where he's trying to tell w he's trying to tell like women like what men and women think. And he her name is Avery, I know that. I forget his name. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

Oh, I do remember her that she she became Muslim for him, right?

SPEAKER_06 19:19

No, no, no. You're thinking that's because this is conflating. No, no, no. It's uh down and to the right. Down from where you're to the one you have highlighted. So it's in the middle of the page now, right? Now that one, the Indian guy right there. This one, that's the one I'm talking about. See his eyes? It's because he found out he had a disease, dude. Doctors saw him on the show and hit him up and they're like, because the whole season, I just tell because I just talk shit. Obviously, if you can't tell already, uh, that's this is I sound just like this while we're watching the show. So every time he comes on the screen, I'm like, Do you see his fucking eyes? And he and it's literally had a medical condition. Insane.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

Goodness. But do you remember the seminar I'm talking about? I do remember what you're talking about. Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_06 19:58

You gotta show it. You have to not right now, but you gotta show the people. You have to show the people. The seminar with all people with eyes. It's a small seminar. So this guy's like a relationship coach. Oh, okay. That's what he does, and then he has this girl coming over to Australia to he, this is gonna be this is his girl. This is his girl.

SPEAKER_02 20:18

She was Ash, right? Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_06 20:20

And so he does a set a little seminar, and it's not even like a it's like if you invited like a girl that you were dating to like a bar show. Because this is like a seminar that has, it looks like it has maybe like eight women at it. Oh my god. And he's trying to teach them like, well, this is what men think, and this is what women like think, and he's so off. He just felt it's like misogynistic and and like it's this one, huh? Yeah, yeah. I'm surprised that she I'm like surprised that she didn't just leave then, just leave the country.

SPEAKER_02 20:53

Where's the video?

SPEAKER_06 20:56

It's so f so ridiculous.

SPEAKER_08 20:59

Today Ash is hosting his seminar in the identify what the perfect man is for them. But because most of Ash's clients are single women, I've been suspicious of his intentions since the beginning. I know that is a little uncomfortable. But the seminar will give me a clarity on how he conducts his coaching and how he interacts with his clients. I won't bring him to America if I can't feel comfortable with what it is he does for a living.

SPEAKER_00 21:35

Good morning, ladies. Thank you. Thank you so much for being here actually. It will be very, very exciting to be telling you a few things that I have put together today. Anyone of you ladies who are in a relationship at the moment right now? Boyfriend? No? Okay, cool. What I'm gonna be talking today about is uh How to find a man and not kill him? Why not kill him is because women don't really understand the different ways that men work in their brains. If you think of the brain as a music boxes in those in in his brain. And each box represents something. Now your brain is interlinked a little bit more. So when you have things when you're thinking many things at a time. Everything's like a free body in my brain. And for men, it's going to be different.

SPEAKER_08 22:42

It's only been a few minutes into the seminar, and I can feel the room getting tense. Just turning into a subject of like men are this and women are this, which to me sounds sexist. And I have never gotten that vibe from him previous to the seminar.

SPEAKER_06 23:04

Now the fucking music went completely dark.

SPEAKER_00 23:07

It tends to get really big. And for men, our brain is working very different. That's why with men there is a box in their brain that we call the nothing box. And we love to be in the nothing box. But fishing, that's why we can fish for such a long time for sometimes like five, six hours.

SPEAKER_07 23:38

Do you recognize that we all have both inside of us? Like we are both masculine and feminine.

SPEAKER_06 23:44

Correct. He shook his head no and said quite optimistic.

SPEAKER_07 23:49

But my impression of Ash is he's quite um out of his depth.

SPEAKER_06 23:55

Yeah, it's fucking insane, dude.

SPEAKER_07 23:58

It's freaking long okay.

SPEAKER_06 23:59

It's super, it's he ends this by he has to leave. Once they start questioning him, he has to like go in the other room, and then the two of them have like a uh like a they have like an where she's like, Yeah, I think you're probably doing this all wrong. He's like, No, no, no, I just I I just messed up. I need to I need to start over. It's just insane. It's it's that's one of the actually the craziest ones.

SPEAKER_02 24:21

This is one of my favorite I haven't watched it in a while, but I used to still go? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 24:26

Yeah. Yeah. Year round. What they do is they have a new show. It's like 90 Day Fiance, then after that's over, before the 90 Day starts, they have so many shows that there's always two that are on TV. The single life, 90 Day the other way.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

And then there was one like the B something.

SPEAKER_06 24:43

They have uh last resort where where they take people that have been on the show forever, and this is like their maybe they break up now, maybe they they finally fix everything.

SPEAKER_01 24:53

Hell yeah. I like I like well the the season that I watched, I liked uh Sarper and uh Shekinah. Uh man, I mean he's a comic.

SPEAKER_06 25:02

I know he didn't know. He's a comic now. He's selling out everywhere. He came to the Irvine. Oh, you did? He did a show there. Uh yeah. I mean, it's I I seen a I seen a flyer.

SPEAKER_01 25:14

I seen a flyer at the ice house.

SPEAKER_06 25:16

Yeah, he's he I mean, to my knowledge, everywhere he goes, he's selling out. I mean, you know, I mean, you know, people are selling out when they're actually taking pictures of the crowd. So you mean and he's constantly taking pictures of sold-out crowds. That is wild.

SPEAKER_02 25:29

See, I I kind of figure that he's not gonna be as funny as I would think, but maybe because I'm a fan of 90 Day, um I mean that's I want to go see that's definitely what it is.

SPEAKER_06 25:41

So it's so again, there's 500 people that came to see him at the improv. And I uh yeah, it was a lot of uh lot of 90 day lot, a lot of like 90 day fans, and I and people that were like happy that it I mean it's not that fucking good. I wanted not to say anything negative because I've hit up my friend who opens for him and been like, please just get me on one of these shows. Like I've asked, it's the only show that I've ever asked to be on multiple times because I'm just like let me fucking do it. I just want to do a show or two, like just do a couple of shows with him. Um, because I'm one of those people that's like, I don't care that it's not good. I want to just be around it and see it because I watch the show so much, and it's yeah, it's fucking not good. That's not good at all. It's like a caricature of a fucking he's like on stage, like fucking do but telling the jokes, but like, and then women like he's doing like half of it is just kind of like what this guy is. It's fucking not good. I'm so sorry. I hope you don't hear this, Sarper. But please let me, please. I can't fucking get him on there because I could never fucking disrespect comedy and be like, yeah, no, no, he's not that bad. It's like it's okay, it's fucking lame.

SPEAKER_02 26:53

And I didn't want to ask you, I was gonna look at you and be like, is it good? And I was like, never mind.

SPEAKER_06 26:57

No, no, no, you can ask, I'll tell the fucking truth. I'll tell the I can't disappear disrespect comedy like that. I would still love to open for the guy. I've opened for funny, plenty of fucking people that suck.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 27:06

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 27:06

Like, but But there was nowhere in the show that gave hints of him wanting to be.

SPEAKER_06 27:13

No, but no, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

Did you like towards the end of the end? I mean, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 27:17

Towards the end, it shows him go up and do his first set. And I didn't see that anymore. Wherever it is, it's somewhere in LA, and I I didn't recognize the venue, but I recognize there's like two comics that it like in the B role of like comics going up and coming off stage. There's like two comics that I've met before, two like open mic comics that were like at this. What it was probably it was either an open mic or like a shitty show.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

Like the last that we seen was um, I think the last one we seen was him getting his visa. So we we didn't see him like oh like living here and all that.

SPEAKER_06 27:52

So he comes here when he was at the improv, he was still with Shekinah, and they literally broke up like a like a week later after they were at the improv. And then now they're yeah, now they're broke, they're like broken up, broken up as far as I know. Oh like she was there with the dog with her dog and everything at the uh at his show at Irvine. She couldn't handle dating a comic. So it'll do yeah, it's fucking insane. And the guy does 90 minutes himself.

SPEAKER_04 28:21

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 28:22

Yes, yes, I'm not joking.

unknown 28:24

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 28:26

We gotta go. Like, you gotta look at it. Look up tickets, look up tickets where he's gonna be gotta go.

SPEAKER_06 28:31

Watch it like to read his posts 90 minutes of me performing for the first time tonight. Oh, I get it. I I like that. That's insane.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

Oh my goodness. Okay, I gotta see. I gotta see this for myself.

SPEAKER_06 28:42

Yeah, luckily because it was when he did Irvine, it was in the beginning of him doing these bigger shows. And so I know there was another comic that out of like that produces shows at the Hollywood improv. This guy got a hold of him and was able to get him the show at Irvine, and so there were like four people opening, and so he only did like an hour, and I think he did like an hour and ten minutes. It's insane. I can't believe that a guy who doesn't even fucking know how to do comedy can do it for that. And the like I said, at the end of the day, these people were mostly happy.

SPEAKER_02 29:13

Like are people laughing and stuff?

SPEAKER_06 29:15

Or yes, it's not bombing. No, no, no. I can't, he's not I I can't say he's bombing. Yeah, it's just but it's also like I said, it's people that are like, this is gonna be so awful, and then you're going, and then it is he's like these almost fucking belly dancing, like the whiz maneurisms. It's insane. That's so cool. We gotta go.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

I gotta see for myself.

SPEAKER_01 29:37

We gotta go.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

See, and then and then the thing is like my mom's a big fan of 90 fiancé. My dad likes it, my aunt and the Nima and all these people that are willing to do it. They would go, yeah. We would get a booth, so I VIP booth. I guess I could see how he's selling it.

SPEAKER_06 29:53

And then none of it is um it's not like it's clean, because I do like there's for I mean, it's him. He's for sure talking about like I didn't like watch the entire show, like every, but he's he's still referencing sex enough to where you can't be like, he's clean, but it's not like uh overly dirty, or it's not like I mean, I don't know, like it's not like it's it's it's safe enough to where like that broad audience of people that like the people that like 90-day fiance, they're gonna fucking buy into it. There's another dude who lived with his guinea pigs. Do you remember that guy? And he his mom lived in a closet in his fucking like studio. He had like a studio apartment.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

I wanna say yes, but I can't remember.

SPEAKER_06 30:34

He got a girl from like Mexico or another Latin country, and she came over and then he had guinea pigs, and he like loves his guinea pigs. It's like him being like, You can make guinea pig, guinea pig, guinea pigs. Uh he's a he does comedy too, and he lives. I don't know where he lived when he was in the show, but he lives in Tulsa because I've seen like clips of him multiple times like performing at the Tulsa Looney bin, and he I think his name's Clayton. I want to say that his name's Clayton, but I could be completely wrong. He uh I respect him because he sucks so bad, like a like he should starting out doing comedy. Like he's posting clips of him on stage fucking basically fighting for his life, but it's probably the best he's ever done. And uh I respect that because that's the beginning of the journey. Like, you know what I mean? You're not starting out with sold. Yeah, yeah, the guinea big guy. See, yeah, you're not like hyping yourself up and he's out there just he's out there just like grinding, trying to do it. I don't know if he still is, but he was in the past couple of years.

SPEAKER_02 31:32

Yeah, no, I don't think I seen him.

SPEAKER_06 31:34

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

His mom lived in the closet.

unknown 31:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 31:36

Is that her room? Yeah, that's her, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:38

That's what did you see? The guy that ended up like um killing somebody from 90 Day. He's one of the like, I think like season two or season three.

SPEAKER_06 31:51

Was he the guy who the guy who uh I don't know which guy there was a guy who show you there's a guy in prison who was with a girl that was like maybe like Russian.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 32:02

And he had like gone over there and he just looks, he kind of looks like another guy with the eyes. Like he was like a handsome, handsome enough guy, but his eyes looked like, yeah, I'm gonna kill somebody in six years. Yeah, and then where do they get these people?

SPEAKER_02 32:12

I guess you sign up for it, but he didn't like snap until years later, like after the show.

SPEAKER_06 32:19

Yeah, if it's the same guy, and then there's uh do you okay, the guy, what was the girl's name? There was a guy who's like in his like late 40s, and he went to to a Latin American country, and the girl was he didn't even know that the girl was real. It was and it was after we had seen like three seasons where people were catfished, but then this girl was real, and I can't remember her name. If I could because uh yeah, that's exactly who I thought it was.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

Yeah, this is him.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

Doesn't that guy look like he was gonna kill somebody? Star Joffrey Peshapa sentence to 18 years in prison. Whoa. What did he he killed somebody? Who who did he kill?

SPEAKER_02 32:59

No, you know what? I think he I think he kidnapped and like I think he kidnapped his ex or something. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 33:06

And she was on the show. No, she was currently still with the he was with this woman, and I think he somehow like kidnapped an ex.

SPEAKER_02 33:14

Mm-hmm.

unknown 33:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 33:16

And because she got divorced from him while after he got after he went to prison for 18 years. And then uh there's the dude who went over to U Lana. His girl's name was Lana, but it was we thought it was a catfish for the whole season. Yeah, yeah. But then she she ended up being real. But she was scamming him still. Which That's right. So that guy died of natural causes. Oh, no way. Yeah, the tall, he's like a tall dude. Yeah, that guy.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

Oh shoot. That's right. Yeah, she was from Russia, right?

SPEAKER_06 33:52

Yes. Yeah, Russia or something.

SPEAKER_02 33:53

She was one of those, like um she had talked to him over a computer. Yes. Oh. And then he he had to like pay to be able to talk to her and text her and like all these things.

SPEAKER_06 34:05

So you were certain she wasn't even real. You were thinking, oh, this is a catfish, not real. Uh, but then she ended up being real. But it's like, yeah, she exists, but she's still like, in a way, she's still catfishing you, she's scamming you. Right.

SPEAKER_02 34:17

Because she was part of those girls that remember, I think he explained how he already had gone a couple times to meet other women. So they go on this like retreat, like these men go on this retreat to like Russia or Ukraine, places like that, and they go on this retreat, and on that retreat, they take them to like um like a gala type of thing, and then they bring out all these like Russian women.

SPEAKER_06 34:40

You're thinking of Caesar, though, black dude.

SPEAKER_02 34:42

Was that Caesar?

SPEAKER_06 34:42

I he remember he goes and there's a girl who's like a gymnast, right? We know, we know. Everybody check out there's a girl who's like he he does does these two blind dates. This fool's a nail, this fool's a nail technician, right? Big black guy, nail technician. This fool goes on two dates. After or after a failed, either a failed relationship or a or a catfish relationship. He's now linked up with what she's talking about. He's gonna go on two dates. He goes on one with a gymnast girl that's like young, that's kind of young.

SPEAKER_01 35:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 35:14

Um, and then one is a nail tech girl, woman, who's more age appropriate, but still younger than him. And they even like when you watch them together, each one of the couples, yeah, you're like, this young girl you have no business with on any level, and she doesn't like you. And this other woman likes you. Like you there were they they had like some chemistry in a in a connection, or she was way better at faking it, one or the other. And he picks the fucking young like gymnast girl who ends up like ghosting him, like late. It's like you watch it, and then the whole time this is happening, he's like, Yeah, I think I have to leave the country because the the war is about to, they're saying a war is gonna break out. Yeah, it was right when the war was starting.

SPEAKER_02 35:57

I don't know, even if it's scripted or not, or some of it's led into having to, but it's it's some good, good uh entertainment.

SPEAKER_06 36:05

Uh we talked about that shit for like 40 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 36:07

I know it's been 36 minutes. We should just do a uh pillow talk uh thing.

SPEAKER_06 36:15

Yeah, I'll bring my girl in. We'll all but you gotta fucking catch up, bro. I gotta, I gotta, you gotta put me on gate, man. Yeah, I've I've thought about like trying to do uh some type of like 90-day podcast just because of how much I watch it. I think I the problem is Oh, you watch it that much. I've seen uh I've I mean I've seen every single episode that exists except for the last like seven episodes of single life, like because I've been playing uh Pacopia and I haven't been we haven't been we just caught up with uh I think it's the other way that's I mean there's a psychopath on the other way right now. Are you current?

SPEAKER_02 36:51

No, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 36:52

There's a dude, this guy who went to Africa for this girl again. He he's in his like late 40s or early 50s, and he's just like jacked black guy, and he goes to get this girl who's like young, and all she's like, I would like, I want to have kids, and this guy is like this big guy, he's like, I don't want to have kids, and that's like what it's all about. There's we need to carry on the bloodline. It's just like the same shit that all these fools do.

SPEAKER_02 37:16

I'm gonna get back on it and watch it.

SPEAKER_01 37:18

Hell yeah. Get back on it.

SPEAKER_02 37:20

You watched it for like a season, right?

SPEAKER_01 37:22

Just for that season that Sarper and Shekinah and the others were on. That's did you like it? It was okay.

SPEAKER_06 37:29

It's like that's all that it is, and then what happens is you just need to keep getting invested in the people, and they need to introduce you new people while you still have investments in these people so that you can obtain an investment, and then they can introduce and then it goes on for the rest of your fucking life.

SPEAKER_02 37:45

Yeah, and then there's some like day one like people that still make appearances in these shows and then over the bring them back, and like it's just I and then the tell all you come on, dog.

SPEAKER_06 37:57

Okay, the tell all was dope. The tell all was dope, but then you start, then what happens is now that you know the tell all's dope, now you're gonna be watching episodes and be like, I can't fucking wait till the tell all till the fucking truth comes out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:10

But he talks so much shit while he's watching it. Why didn't he go over there? Why did he do this? Why didn't you do that? Shit.

SPEAKER_06 38:16

I do the same thing. I do the same thing. My girl, but I should I'll start talking shit and she'll be like, and just pause it and I'll just keep talking shit and I'll be quiet and then she'll fucking unpause it. You just gotta deal with the shit talking.

SPEAKER_02 38:27

But it's good, it's great. Everybody go watch 90 Day Fiance so they can keep it rolling.

SPEAKER_01 38:33

Yeah, we gotta get back on that. We're on uh we we've been doing like series and and uh different TV shows and movies. Right now we're on uh the original trilogy of Star Wars. Nice. And then we're gonna do the the other ones.

SPEAKER_06 38:47

Doing it like the way it came out.

SPEAKER_01 38:48

Yeah, theatrical release. Nice. We're doing. And then I'm listening to a uh You guys you guys have both seen everything though already? E we haven't seen number six.

SPEAKER_02 38:59

Not all of them.

unknown 39:00

No.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

Number six.

SPEAKER_06 39:01

I mean, I never saw the last I haven't seen the most recent trilogy. I mean, now it's old again already, but I haven't seen the most recent trilogy. Oh, okay. Yeah, we haven't we haven't seen it yet. I I mean when I was a kid, obviously, like when I was a kid, Star Wars was I mean, there was only so much of that kind of shit out that you could watch, right? And so I was like, yeah, that was chill when I was a kid, but I mean uh now I don't know. I don't think it's not special. There's so many fucking things out that are like this caliber of like Star Wars that it's like eh.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

But I think like watching it now as an adult versus when I like because I I watched them, but I wasn't like a fan or anything, like it just kind of happened. But I think watching it now as an adult, I'm like, oh, that's why. Oh, that makes sense. So I'm able to really like it.

SPEAKER_06 39:47

Yeah, because you're you're looking for more than the pew pew, dude. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:50

Pew pew pew pew pew pew. I'm enjoying it a lot more.

SPEAKER_01 39:54

Well, you watched it before, right?

SPEAKER_02 39:56

Yeah, I watched the first one before.

SPEAKER_01 39:57

I'm still pew pew right now. Uh I'm still locked into oh my god, the graphics look pretty cool for 77. Yeah. But uh I I'm gonna have to watch it again. I'll probably I I'm literally gonna probably just watch one through six in a weekend and assess after that. Because right now I'm still in the awe of just just watching it and trying to follow the story. And your Nina, her, her aunt, yesterday was like, Oh my god, it's a love story. And I'm like, Love story? I don't even where is what episode? What episode?

SPEAKER_02 40:30

No, she said the whole thing. She's like, I because I guess her and her boyfriend did the same thing. And then she's like, um, she's like, I I never knew that Star Wars was was a love story, and uh and then I'm like eating and I'm like, oh, I guess I guess.

SPEAKER_06 40:45

Yeah, but I don't feel like the the original trilogy is not a love story. The uh the second trilogy is.

SPEAKER_02 40:53

She said the whole thing. She's like, I didn't realize Star Wars was a a love story.

SPEAKER_06 40:56

Well, by the time I mean each trilogy is like different, right? Like there's nobody, there's not one couple that goes through all the trilogies.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

I think I was trying to like figure out where it was that I didn't even ask any further questions.

SPEAKER_01 41:11

I think in her mind she's like, oh, it's a love story.

SPEAKER_06 41:13

Fucking get her in here right now. Uh episodes one, but episodes one, two, and three, I feel like that's like the Anakin and uh Padme like love story to like destruction. You know what I mean? Like I that that I under I could understand that.

SPEAKER_02 41:28

And then I guess like the Han and the the Leia thing, like they were going back and forth type of I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 41:34

I thought Leia was gonna be with Luke.

SPEAKER_02 41:36

And then she finds out.

SPEAKER_01 41:37

And then I didn't know that she was like into Han. That was crazy. Well, no, it's her brother. That's the whole like reason. Until we yeah.

SPEAKER_06 41:45

We're like, Yeah, I don't know. Wait, they are? Yeah, what do you mean? You said you you're fucking around, right?

SPEAKER_02 41:52

Yeah, we already know.

SPEAKER_06 41:54

I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_02 41:55

What do you mean? Luke?

SPEAKER_01 42:00

But when do they say that? Yoda says it, right?

unknown 42:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

We we just seen it. Where where he tells he's That's in number four? No, number the this one, the Return of the Jedi. He's telling him is is Darth Vader, is Darth Vader my father?

SPEAKER_06 42:17

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then have you watched all of Return of the Jedi?

SPEAKER_02 42:20

No, we haven't we haven't finished it. But we already got to the part where it's they they said that she's his twin sister. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 42:30

Have you watched one, two, and three yet?

SPEAKER_02 42:32

Not yet.

SPEAKER_06 42:33

Not yet. Okay, so the I mean one, two, and three is that's the mom and dad. Okay. So when you watch one, two, what you when you watch one, two, and three, like the princess Padme, so play played by Natalie Portman, that's their mom. And then Anakin Skywalker is their dad. Got it.

SPEAKER_02 42:50

And then Anakin is what's his name, Hunter?

SPEAKER_06 42:52

Darth Vader.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

But he's uh the actor is uh Hayden Christ Christensen.

SPEAKER_06 42:57

That's right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:59

I remember seeing that one in the theater. My parents took me to take to see that one.

SPEAKER_06 43:04

I saw I for sure saw those number one like episode one and two in the theater. I don't remember if I actually saw episode three in the theater.

SPEAKER_02 43:14

So then there's there's four, five, six that came out, right? At first. And then one, two, three.

SPEAKER_06 43:22

Yeah, and then seven, eight, nine.

SPEAKER_02 43:23

Seven, eight, nine, and that's most recently?

SPEAKER_06 43:26

Yeah, then most of the ones that came out that have they have a seven, eight, nine? Yeah. Those are the ones that came out like ten, twelve years ago. I don't know. Pull pull up seven, eight, nine. I didn't know. Actually, maybe not even ten years ago, right?

SPEAKER_02 43:38

I don't know. Let me see. All Star Wars movies. Because then there's like the Boba Fett ones and all those, right? That are like spin off type. Right.

SPEAKER_06 43:49

They uh on Disney Plus, they've had a bunch of spin offs. Are we gonna do all those? I don't know. I mean, that's a bunch of shit. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:57

I didn't know that there were seven, eight, nine.

SPEAKER_02 43:59

Look at all the stuff.

SPEAKER_01 44:00

American Jedi? What is that? Is that like a wrestling thing? Yeah, so we started watching them theatrical release because they said that or we we looked up a a couple of um I guess ways to watch it and they said if you're a uh first-time watcher it's best to see them theatrical release.

SPEAKER_02 44:28

So the middle middle is what came out first, and then the top is what we're talking about right now.

SPEAKER_01 44:34

And then the bottom is the so that's 789.

SPEAKER_02 44:38

That's right. And this is with like uh Kylo Ren and Ray and all them. Okay, okay. So I think I did see one of these. Okay, got it.

SPEAKER_01 44:50

Are we gonna watch those too? Do we have to?

SPEAKER_02 44:52

Yeah. It's part of the how do you call six movies?

SPEAKER_01 44:59

The six tuplets. That's a lot of movies. No, let's just watch Breaking Bad again.

SPEAKER_02 45:08

No, I don't watch Breaking Bad.

SPEAKER_06 45:10

You don't want to watch Breaking Bad, do you? I could I I've seen the first like the first like eight episodes or whatever of the first season or whatever. So I've seen like half of the first season, like three times, and I just can't really get it.

SPEAKER_02 45:23

I fell off of it too, and then I went back to try to restart it because I was like, all right. What I just haven't been able to.

SPEAKER_06 45:31

Yeah. I mean, I don't it's that's I think that's why I just like watching 90-day fiance, and then there's some shows that I'll do, but I don't like watching a lot of shows. Like my girlfriend likes watching a lot of shows, but I I used to watch uh a lot before I started doing comedy. That was like mainly I watched like everything. I would watch like fucking that was back in the he like when all those Chicago shows were newer. So I was watching like I was I mean, I watched everything. Like I seen the first in 2005, I accidentally watched the first episode of Grey's Anatomy when it was airing. You know what I mean? Like I watched like every fucking show that I can. And then I started doing comedy, and then I stopped watching shows altogether, and then I came back a few years ago with like 90 day and stuff. I don't know, just the commitment. South Park, I guess that would be the only one that I kept up with, but then there'd be like a time when I didn't see like two seasons of South Park, and I had to like binge those two seasons, you know, at one point, and that was at the beginning of the beginning of comedy.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

Yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 46:30

Bill Hater, I I'm on this uh Bill Hater has this like 200 uh 200 uh list of of movies that every like comedy screenwriter should should watch. And I'm trying to get to I only saw one, but I have like a hundred and I've watched two already. There's two? Oh yeah, the burbs. The burbs. We watched Yeah, the Burbs and uh something think.

SPEAKER_02 46:52

Yeah, what is it? I'm in and Fink or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 46:55

Oh something Fink, it's really good. I forgot who's the actor. Are you trying to write movies? No, I just I don't know. Maybe.

SPEAKER_06 47:04

Yeah, I mean it'd be chill. I mean, I don't mind writing. I thought I actually like in the day thought that I wanted to do that. Like I was like, oh, when I was like when I was like 19 or 20, I was like, oh, I want to like that would be cool. And then yeah, I mean, actually doing comedy, I'm like, eh. I'm more of a performer. Yeah, even the way I do comedy, I'm not like you know what I mean. Like I have jokes that I've written, but it's not like the same. It's not like like other comics I know that are like, okay, I'm gonna write these jokes and then go out and do and then go out and do it. Like I can never do that shit. Like I actually have a joke that I wrote recently. I've been doing comedy for fucking nine years. I wrote out the joke. That's the only joke that I've written, and I can't fucking remember it. It's the only thing that I've written, like word for word, where I'm like, oh, this all goes together, and this is like this is a good joke. I've I've tried it like three times, and I cannot do the whole fucking thing. Like it's because it's not something I just say, like I'm not just like saying it. It's something I would say, but I'm not just doing it. I don't know. It's easier to just, I don't know. So I think it's easier to have like one thing that's funny, like one dumb thing that I like. It's like if I'm talking about like my girlfriend's jealous, like, and then just be like, what's one funny thing? I like I think it's because she overvalues me, and that's kind of funny. Like she thinks I'm worth more than I am, and that's funny. So it's like, okay, well, I'll go show up and then just say that, and then I'll figure the rest out. On stage? Yeah, that's usually and then and then I mean I'm not saying it's good. I'm not saying it's like the way to do it. It's not like what I but it's like, yeah, then I'll the pressure of being on stage, as long as then I maybe I'll come up with one thing. That's why like I still enjoy going to like I still enjoy performing at open mics. I don't like going to them and waiting. Who likes going? And everything people in their first like five years. Yeah, that's true. They really they like going. People in their first one year love it. People in the then the next like four years you still like it, and then the next few years you put up with it, and then uh yeah, then you fucking yeah, I don't I just don't I don't want to wait. I just want to show up and go. It sucks because when I was starting, there were like a handful of comics that could just do that. They would go to every single mic. You know, Daniel Aegis, he still does it, right? Everybody still carries that over where they're like at certain open mics. A lot of mics, they don't even fucking know him, right? Because there's so many new comics. But I need I want that. I want them to just let me show up and like put me up within like 15 minutes. You know how many fucking I work like 60 hours a week.

SPEAKER_02 49:28

You're like, I gotta be home for 90-day fiance.

SPEAKER_06 49:31

Actually, I actually no, I work like I work like yeah, I work like 60 to 70 hours a week. I work a day job like 40 hours doing all of this shit, and then I work like 20 to 30 hours at the Vine Improv.

SPEAKER_02 49:44

Damn.

SPEAKER_06 49:44

Damn, and then I teach jujitsu. Oh, do you really during the day? I went down to doing that, I do that once a week, but then I train if I'm not gonna teach, and then I'm training. So it's like I train jujitsu or teach. And then yeah, doing as much comedy as I can. So basically, the when I have shows, uh, when I when I don't get scheduled or there's nothing going on, I'll go do open mics if I don't have a show. And then when I have shows, I just ask for the time off and I mean and the improv is cool. How'd you get into jujitsu? You always done it? Uh I started doing that in 2011. I just like the thought the UFC was cool. It was just like that, that crazed. You know what I mean? Like when it when when it all was like blowing up, like really big. And I always thought jujitsu was cool. I wanted to do it. I really wanted to start doing it in like 2007, 2006, when it was really the beginning of all that shit. But I uh it's expensive. Is it? Yeah, even now. I mean, it's a it's not a yeah, yeah, it's like golf in the sense of like it's like a fucking kind of like a rich man sport. Not rich, but like somebody Yeah, you have to have extra I the Any sport when you're an adult. You so just monthly, like you have to be, I mean, especially now, like back then it was like a hundred and twenty-five bucks, right? Like two thousand six, and then now it's about you know, everything's kind of doubled in price, about right, and so it's two hundred, it's like a hundred and eighty to like two twenty, depending on where you go. Oh, so you pay that like once a month? You pay that per month.

SPEAKER_02 51:12

So it's like a like a gym membership.

SPEAKER_06 51:14

Yeah, it's like a gym, and I think that's what people compare it to. So a gym membership is usually thirty dollars a month, right? A gym membership where you can just show and go where whenever you want. Now you're paying$180,$200 a month, and you only have at a at a gym with a lot, with a D okay, with a I wouldn't say a lot, with a decent amount, average amount of classes, you like per day, you have like three options. You either have two or three options of when to go. You know what I mean? Maybe like six or seven a.m. Maybe like noon, maybe like six or seven p.m. Well, they'll all have six or seven p.m. That's all always. But then the other two are like maybe they'll have them day and like I went to Arkansas. I took my ghee when I would go on the road. When I was like, I was doing a lot more like touring at the end of 2023, beginning of 2024. And I took my ghe to like Little Rock, Arkansas, and I was like, Yeah, I'm gonna go train jujitsu, I'll find a gym and go train during they don't even have a fucking gym that's open during the day over there, they're only open at night.

SPEAKER_03 52:05

Why is that?

SPEAKER_06 52:06

I think not enough people, like we're saturated, like especially like I live in Orange County, like that's shit's like there's so many jujitsu gyms. Like if there was an average amount, like for the uh uh the rest of the country, if there wasn't like that the same average amount of jujitsu gyms like here, these all these fucking jujitsu guys would be rich because they'd all have a ton of students, but instead they keep it's like fucking drugs, they keep cutting it. You know what I mean? Putting a fucking gym on every corner.

SPEAKER_02 52:33

That's true.

SPEAKER_06 52:34

But I mean, I get it. I'm about to be, I'm gonna get a black belt, you know, at the end of the summer, and it's like that's a fucking Whoa. It's like a master's fucking it's like a master's degree, you know.

SPEAKER_02 52:41

I mean, literally like the a master's in kicking net, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 52:44

You know what I mean? So it's like you could, yeah, it's like, okay, I I'm not gonna do this, but it's like I'm a black belt, uh, like and a not I'm you know, or I'm not a black belt. I'll be a black belt and uh be a not and I'll knowledgeable in jujitsu. I already teach. If I wanted to go that route, it's like I could open up a school, you know what I mean? Like, and that's what happens a lot is you have a passion for it. You've done it for so long, so like eh, okay, I'll open a school. Do you do uh competitions? I did more like before I did comedy. So I was training, that's why like I've trained 10 years actively, and I started in 2011. So I trained for like five years, started doing comedy and didn't train, and then I've trained the last five years. And so I haven't competed in the last five years while I came back. I've just been training and teaching. Nice. Have you gotten any in your inner injuries? Nothing uh nothing substantial. I mean, you're gonna have like bruises bangs get banged up, bruises uh and stuff like that. Like I've been like, oh, my back is kind of out, you know. I mean, a couple of different times. I sprained my ankle one time, but uh nothing like catastrophic. Like I haven't like torn my torn or broken anything really.

SPEAKER_01 53:52

What's more difficult, wearing the gi or without the gi? Uh there's they're just they're different.

SPEAKER_06 53:58

They're I mean it's if you different tech different techniques of of like the sport or uh it's yeah, I mean, well, if you have a gif if you don't have the gi, then you don't have that to grab onto, so it's like grips. Oh, okay. It's really it's that you can slow things down a lot if you're using the gi. That's why a lot of people that have done it for a while, that's what you know I mean, and just done the gi. Um, that's usually, you know, they can really get a hold of somebody. You you a lot of the people when they first start, they if they're doing if they do both, when they do they always say the same thing with no gi, they'll be like, uh, I'm so much better at nogi. They'll say always say that's why, yeah, because you got sweaty and somebody tried to arm bar you and you were able to escape. And when you're in a gi, you're not able to escape. So what do you prefer? Uh I prefer the gi, but I'll train both. I don't care. Like, it's like it's it's fine. Like it's no gi to me is it it I do not have as much fun training no-gi. Like, that's just like a fact for me, you know what I mean? But I I mean, I wouldn't want to be a black belt who like doesn't train nogi that often, you know what I mean? Like who's like, oh, I barely do nogi. So then okay, so then you go against a blue belt who only does no gi and you're a black belt and they like smoke you because you don't do fucking leg locks or something, you know what I mean? Like that's the other kind of difference when you talk about like gi and no gi in the gi, people are like assuming that you're not like doing a ton of leg locks, and then that opens up like a whole new like thing. So if you've not trained leg locks for a long time and you've only been in the gi, that you go to one of these guys, like a fucking 10th planet guy, like an Eddie Bravo, you know what I mean? Like those guys, like those guys, that's the day one they're learning, you know, how to move and grab a leg. You know what I mean? They're learning everything. Yeah. So it's like, you know, and you gotta look at like keep up with the times. Like the most popular thing in jujitsu right now is all the no-gi stuff. So if you're again, if you're a black belt, do you really like if that's the way everything's moving, do you like not want to be proficient in that?

SPEAKER_02 55:58

So your black belt is only for jujitsu. But with a gi, or it doesn't that doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_06 56:05

No, if you it's it's it's it doesn't matter. Like there's uh there's a ton of people that train at like 10th planet gyms, like I said, like a that's a gym that it does they're primarily known for no gi, but I I do see at s some of them the like they'll take some pictures where they're like training in a gi in the gym. So I don't know. I've never I haven't gone to like classes at that those places, so I don't know if they I think it might vary like place to place, but uh so getting a black belt, sorry, but getting a black belt, it's like like is it amount of hours?

SPEAKER_02 56:39

Like every belt, is it like an amount of hours that you have to train? Is it passing tests?

SPEAKER_06 56:44

So it's there's no like unified like this is a black belt, like here's your test. This is a black belt. Uh every gym is different. So it goes off of there, you know, some gyms have an actual test, like you need to show me these techniques. Like I remember the original gym that I trained at. Like I helped people, like I helped people like prepare for their black belt test, a few people, and it was the test was like I think you had to show like 30, it was somewhere between 30 and 50 takedowns. I can't remember. I was I think it's 30 because I think 50 would be. I'm like trying to think if I could show 50 different, but I probably could if you start like writing them all down. But you had to show, but then you had to show like a hundred like jujitsu moves, which I think is like actually a chill like way to do it because it's like it could be like just a hundred things that I remember how to do, like, and that's between like sweeps and submissions. I remember it was a hundred. I just remember going through and having to be like, okay, you have a hundred. Well, there and then people would be like, oh my god, I can't be like, Yeah, yeah, but think of like some sequences that you do. Like you're like fucking do like an arm bar and then they pull the arm, they like pull their arm out, so then you go to like an omaplata, and they like pop back up from that and then you triangle them. So that's like three right there. So you're gonna go like you just did three real quick. So it's uh some places have that, and then other places it's literally just like the black belt of the the coach of the gym. The black belt's literally like, okay, you're ready. And gives you the gives it to you. Sometimes it's competition. People compete in competitions and get their I think that's like what a lot of people like kind of if they're really into jujitsu, that's how they like dream of getting promoted, is being like, I won like worlds or Pan Ams at Blue Belt, and then my coach came over and gave me my purple belt on the podium. Like, you know what I mean? Like that's what people are like hoping for. But I mean, most people it's just like, you know, either they have they have some type of little test and get it. For me, I'm happy it's like it's like the I feel like it's like the same, like jujitsu and comedy for me have like been the same where I just got I've tried I trained, I got lucky where I was like training full time for like four years, the the first time I trained, where I was helping the the the coach like uh he would do privates, and what he would do is he would have me come and I'll be like the partner, like okay for the private. So he's there, somebody else is paying for the private, but he's showing like how to do the move on me, then they're doing the move on me, and then we'd even drill where he's like teaching them I'm teaching you how to pass guard, and then they have to like pass my guard, and then what he'll he and then because it's a private lesson, he's like stopping them, stop okay. You need to adjust this, you need to do and he's like coaching them through it while never coaching me at all. And so I'd go from like, oh, this guy's brand new and he does good or or I do good against him to him, like he'd be able to stop me because I was still new enough to where he'd be like, you need to do this, this, and this, and then I couldn't, I like didn't have an answer for it. And then I slowly learn like the answers for those things, and I did that for like we were doing that for like two or three years, like consistently, where he had like I mean, there would be some like days where he would have like four privates, and I was already training at like noon or nine, depending on the day, and training at night every night at like six o'clock. Holy crap. So some days I would be like in the gym for like eight hours, right? And so because of all of this, like I and he was like kind of a hard ass. And so he didn't like promote, he could have like promoted me faster for the amount of like time that I was putting in. I wasn't good at competing. I was just turning the corner when I stopped when I started comedy and had stopped doing jujitsu. I was just about I was a blue belt and I was like right about to get my purple belt, and I was just starting to like I had won a tournament, the next tournament I got second place in, and then I had stopped. But I went through like fucking 20 tournaments before that where I was just like lose the a bunch where I lost the first match, a bunch where it would just it would always fall to where like all right, dude, you won two or three matches, and if you we get you then I would lose, and it'd be like, all right, well, you can get third place if you win this one, and I would always fucking lose that one too. How'd you start comedy? Um, I was listening to it's like the fucking like what if you start a comedy like around like 2015 through fucking basically now, it's like the same for half the people. Like I was listening to Rogan and uh I remember but I remember like hearing it for the first couple of times. People had told me like you gotta listen to it, you gotta listen to Rogan, you gotta look, you would like it. You do jujitsu, you would yeah, you know what I mean, you would really like it. And I was always like, fuck that, I'm not I'm not listening now because you guys won't fucking stop with this. And so for years I didn't listen. Uh-huh. And then I had a job where I was having to fucking drive to San Diego from Huntington Beach, and I would like to stay down there sometimes, and I would like just spending a lot of time down there. And so I was like, I should listen to a podcast. I used to like to listen to Howard Stern in like 2005 and shit. I was like, podcasts are gonna be kind of like that, and I'm like, everybody says Joe Rogan. I put that shit on. I'm listening to him talk, like like I've listened to like maybe like five to ten episodes.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:53

Who was the first episode that you sent? Do you remember?

SPEAKER_06 1:01:55

I don't remember. The only thing I I remember it being a lot of comedians that I would listen to. Yeah. And I just remember being like, dang, that would have been that would have been so cool to be a comedian. And then like you get your your fucking friends on these like podcast things, and you just like that's it. Like then you talk and it's hilarious, and then it's interesting. And I was like, that's like super cool. I wish I would have fucking done comedy. Like, and that's like not the first time I thought that, but I never knew how you'd do it, dude. Like, I never like I thought you'd be in the mall and like somebody see you do something funny, dude. And they'd be like, Come with me, kid, you're gonna be a star. Yeah, like you know, I thought I don't know how they how you do that shit. And I was like, that would have been that would have been cool. And then I listened to this is the episode I remember. Rhonda Rousey got knocked out by Holly Holm in Australia, and Joe Rogan did a podcast on the plane coming back from Australia with Tony Hinchcliffe. Like they, I don't know what kind of setup they had where they were, they they were sitting on a sitting on like I was like because it's first class or whatever it is, but they put the phone like in between them and they just did this like on a phone. They did like I remember like during the podcast at one point, like a flight attendant, somebody comes by and they like like talk, like, oh no, we don't need anything, we're good. And they did this podcast, and I remember being like, like just listening and be like, oh, who's this gay guy? Right? This Tony Hinchcliffe, like sounding suit sounding super gay. Like, I'm like, you know what I mean? Like I didn't know who he was, and then they were talking about his show. He's like, Yeah, kill Tony. And and I was like, Oh, that sounds like insane. So I finished that episode, and I'm like, put on Kill Tony, and I listened to the most recent episode, and I heard the first person go up and do their minute, and then they were awful, and nobody was like, Hey, don't ever fucking do this again, you piece of shit. Like I was like thinking, like, this guy's like my immediate reaction was like, You shouldn't let this guy fucking speak into a microphone ever again. Like somebody should bully this guy into never fucking performing again. And then they were just like, they were just like, Yeah, dude, that's what comedy's like in the beginning. It's okay. Like, honestly, it actually wasn't that bad. And I was like, that's not that bad. I was like, Oh, I could do, I could be that bad then. Like I could be, I could go do it, and that's when I was like, okay, I'll do it. Like I was like, because I was like, if people aren't expecting you to be better than that, then okay. Did you ever try Kill Tony when they were here in LA? Yeah, I was on Kill, I was on Kill Tony. Um, I was on Kill Tony and I had a fucking good like my set was fine, like it was just a completely fine set, but I uh I used to produce porn. And so when I went on Kill Tony was I was doing that, and I had just started within the past like six months, and it was the first the that's when I decided I would go on it because I was going to Kill Tony and hanging out for like almost like a year, and I'd been doing comedy for a couple of years, but the issue for me was I was running a comedy club. I was working at, and then after the pan or after the pandemic, I ended up running it, but I was like managing and shit and running a bar at a comedy club, and I was just like, dude, if I go on Kill Tony, they're gonna be like, what do you do? And I'm gonna be like, Oh, I work at this comedy club in Orange County, and then I'm just gonna get a bunch of the people that are signing up for Kill Tony, they're all gonna be like, wait a second, I'll hit him up and try to get on. I was like, it's just not gonna and nobody's gonna be like, when they say that, there's nothing good, they're not gonna be like, oh, that's so great. Like, you know what I mean? Like it's just it doesn't, there's nothing good would come of it. Like it doesn't have to be bad, but it wouldn't be good. And so I was like, I'm not going, I'm not gonna go up. Then I started producing porn, and I was like, oh, I have something to talk about now. Like they asked me what I'm do for work, then I'll just be like, Yeah, I work, I do porn work in porn. You know what I mean? And then that's gonna be like a good interview. And so that's what I did, and I got really lucky. I signed up like three weeks five in a row, finally. And then on the fourth week I got pulled, and like that week the week before, the first I was like an extra in a porn. Like I was like in this porn where like uh I was playing a stepbrother, and like I was like.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:00

Like taking, I was like, Oh, you're actually in the porn.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:04

Were you pretty much doughing?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:07

Were you in the front of the camera or behind the camera? Uh both, but never fucking. Like I've never like fucked on camera or anything like that. It's always just like being the non like sex, one of the non-sex parts in a porn. And I've been in like I don't know, like I did maybe like 10 or 15 scenes that were like just for my friend, like Charles Dara, for like his website, right? For one of his, his, his shits. Like I've been in those. And then I've done like another like 10 to 15 scenes that were like cuck scenes where I'm just like I'm I'm playing like the husband and I'm like sitting over in the corner fully clothed. Like again, never like I'm not. That's an in fact, that's why I don't like I could probably work as like a cuck, or I could anybody, anybody, anybody could work as a cuck if you want to do all like a bunch of degrading shit or have your like dick out and be like fucking jerking off, right, while it's happening. Yeah. And or if you want to be degraded while it's happening, like like like they'll fucking have the dude like fuck the girl standing up over and the guy will be he'll be like lay on the ground and you'll be like laying up, and then they'll be fucking over you, and it's just like I don't know, I'm I'm doing none of that, bro. I was literally in the scenes because they would pick like funny scenes for me to do, and I was like, okay, yeah, I'm down. That would always be something funny. Like the one, the one of the fun ones was uh a blow-up doll. There's a scene that we did two of because it did so it did well on the website, so they want to make a sequel, and it was a wife swap. Like I show up for a wife swap. So my wife, porn star, we go and and then it's my buddy, and it's just like his wife, right? But only he's in the living room in the beginning, and then I'm there, like kind of like, okay, where's your wife? She's in the back, she's getting ready. Like, oh yeah, cool, sick, sick. And then they kind of like start getting started. And I'm like, okay, guys, come on, hang on. This is a a wife swap, so we need the other wife to do the swap. And he was like, Okay, I'm gonna go get her, but you be cool, she's very self-conscious, you know what I mean? And he brings out a blow-up doll, and then the the and the way they act, so the way that the scenes work, the scene works, is I'm like, that's a fucking blow up doll. And the way they act is like that's not weird, and and like this is a real person. So they're like, they're like, hey, my the my the wife is like, hey, stop, don't be disrespectful. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? That's a blow-up doll. I'm not I'm not giving a real wife and receiving a fake wife, and then and then he'll be fake wife? You did uh fake wife? You want to not be able to do this thing? I'm like, yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. I want to not be able to do this thing. And he's like, All right, we can keep doing this thing. And then you know what I mean? And it's like that's the scene. And then it was and then he ends up like fucking my wife while I'm like literally like holding the blow up doll, like upset. You know what I mean? And so uh those those are fun. The my the funniest thing about those is people will try to use those to make fun of me, like online. Like if when I've had like stuff, like clips go viral, or just people in general that wreck it, like there will be some people that recognize me from both, and they'll comment. Like, I've had people take like screenshots from like Pornhub, and it'll be like it's I'm not doing anything. Right. So it's just it's so obviously I know exactly what it's from, and they'll be like, oh bro, I saw and they're trying to make fun of me. And I'm like, every time I'm like, I was not I was not in the thumbnail for that. Like, I'm not in the you didn't click on that because you saw me on the thumbnail, you clicked on that because you're watching cuck porn, and I happen to pop up. I don't know why the fuck you're talking shit. Yeah, like and people, yeah, people love to do it, or comics. Comics will be like, I saw you, I saw you in a porn. And they never have most people, it's never the other shit. It's never the other stuff I was in, it's always the where I'm just literally just like an it's always playing like a friend or like uh either a friend of like the male porn star, where we're like he needs he needs a like an extra for that, or playing like a stepbrother for the for the female porn star, where like the original scene it was I was driving down the street with my stepsister and I saw a billboard that was looking for fat pussies. Oh my god, and the craziest thing is my stepsister has a fat pussy, so I thought, why not bring her right over to have her pussy inspected? And that was the fucking that was like, and that's the so it's like it's literally just me walking in. Like we splot, we had to mate, we were like, you need to look sweaty. So I like splash water, and it's like I knock on the door, and then I get I'm like, are you Carl Tuflove? That's that's his like characters. Carl Tuflove, I saw your fucking you got water I saw your billboard on the side of the freeway. You're looking for fat pussies. Crazy thing is my stepsister, Elsa Jean, fattest pussy in all of LA. And he's like, Are you fucking serious? You've got is she here? And I'm like, Yeah, she's she's here right now. She's bringing up her suitcase. I had to get up here and tell you about this. And then that's a that's an and then he like takes and then she comes in and he takes over. And I'm like, okay, I'll be in the I'll be in the back. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:08

That is so funny.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:09

Dude, how did you get into all that? Because um the male porn star that I know that I'm friends with, he I trained jujitsu I trained, I had switched jujitsu gyms and he trained at that jujitsu gym. And then I trained there for like a year, and then I started doing comedy, and then he I started working at the club in Huntington Beach that I ended up managing and I I started the open mic there. And when I did, I just messaged everyone in my phone, everyone on Instagram or Facebook that was close enough to go. And I was like, this is a new comedy club, this is open mic, open mics are fucking awful, but they're also fucking kind of fun, so you should come watch it. And he was one of the like, you know, 20 people that was like came at least once, and then he would come all the time. He would like bring people to the open mic, like it for him, it was like his favorite thing, and he would like you know, if you go to an open mic a lot, you start seeing and he'd be like, Oh, this guy fucking sucks, oh this guy's good. Like he's like just around, and then he needed somebody fucking he his production manager, he had a production manager, and they had a kid, and they were just like, Oh my like basically their girl was like, Okay, this is my moment to be like you can't do this anymore. And so he needed somebody and he just was he had you know asked me if I wanted to do it. And it's like cool. I mean, that's where I got my first camera from a fucking you know fairly famous in the industry director. I bought his like whole kit, his name is Cra Craven Moorhead is his name. He's a direct that was a he's a director.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:41

Oh, it took me a little while.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:42

Yeah, so I I still I left it on. I have his Pelican case, it says in like red tape that he put on there, it says Craven on it. I just left it on there.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:50

Oh, that's dope.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:51

Um, but I bought like an A6500 from him, like his whole setup, but then I sold that and I have a Black Magic uh 6K, not the pro, but uh dang, so you've lived a lot of lives. Yeah, yeah, I was like, Yeah, I've done like a bunch, a few, a few different things where I thought I like I was an electrician for four years, like so I thought I was gonna do that. I thought I was gonna do that for the rest of my life. Uh I was a personal banker at Chase for a few years. Like I like literally, I got like went and got like they sent me to get license, so I got like a series, like a what series six license. I couldn't sell like individual stocks, but I could sell like mutual funds and stuff. Uh and like insurance license. I did that. And then uh and I know everything about fish tanks. That's like probably that's all the stuff I know. Fish tanks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I spent I worked at Petsmart, that was one of like my first jobs, and then I got into fish from there, and then I worked over in like the Lakewood, Long Beach area. I worked in like a few different fish stores. Um, and then I worked for an online aquarium supplier for like two years called Marine Depot that's not no longer exists, but they sold like uh yes, aquarium supplies, like like high-end like saltwater aquarium supplies. I've had like a ton of fish tanks. I don't have any right now because it's it's it's a lot of work.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:13

Dang, that's cool.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:14

Yeah, and now I yeah, now I'm a comic.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:16

But at least you go out and you try things, you know, and if you don't like it, then you move on to the next thing.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:22

That's cool.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:23

And then yeah, I've stuck with comedy and jujitsu. I've done both of those things for the you know I've done jujitsu for almost ten years, and then I've done comedy for like just over nine years.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:32

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:34

And so uh yeah, those are the two. Those are the and then b c now I mean I don't do anything else because I mean everything goes to I mean, you know how much all this shit costs to do. So it's like, I mean, I'd I need I would like another camera and I have you know, I could I could go spend fucking you know twenty thousand dollars right now and still have shit to be like, oh I should have this and that.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:55

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:56

It always happens for production. You know what I mean? I mean, fuck, I could just go buy a new computer and spend like six thousand dollars. That's true. That's true.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:03

And nothing ever ends, and then the best the the then you need this and then you need that, and then something else came out, and all this and that and then by the time you have all that, then it all changes. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:14

Yeah. Everything upgrades. I mean, just like these microphones are four hundred dollars, right? And then but they make fucking hundred dollar microphones now. Like that one point these were your options, right? Or you were just gonna have a shitty fucking podcast where you have the like fucking regular comedy mic, the what I'm the sure, what is it, 57 or 55? And 58. Yeah. Yeah, you have that with the little ball on it, you know what I mean? So these are the fucking, these are the sick ones, these are the ones where you put your dick on the table, right? But now they have like the road pod mic. Those are only a hundred bucks. I have four of those, that's four hundred dollars. So I have four mics for the price, but it's like that shit keeps happening, you know what I mean? Like with that with all the with all the equipment for the most part.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:52

Yeah, and things just get easier and easier and easier just for for setup on productions.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:59

But I mean they do and they don't because it's like you have to like learn that stuff and know how to know what you're doing, and then now because it's like because the barrier of entry was like you all you needed was some COVID money, right? And you could get into you could get into the game. That's what all these people did, and I was like, dude, people like a guy came to the Irvine Improv, uh somebody like not a like a big headliner, so somebody that was like recording their own shit, and he's like, Hey, would you mind putting this camera for me on stage? And I'm like, sure, and it's like a fucking it was some kind of some kind of Sony camera. So at it was at least an$1,800 camera. If not, it was like$3,500, just the body. And so he's I'm like, sure, I could do that. And I like put it, he had it on, and I went and I put it on stage, and I look, I actually look in the viewfinder and I look at the lens, and he has it on stage, and it can it has a 24 millimeter lens on it, and it can only he's doing it to capture the crowd, and he can only see like four people no matter where I point it, because you have a 24 millimeter lens. And so it's like that's what a I went back and I was like the most I was like, if you were willing to purchase like all the money that you've spent on everything you have, I was like, I would go buy like a DJI like Osmo 3 and put that shit on stage, right? And capture the whole crowd and capture them widescreen, right? Yeah, and then on that on the crowd shot, which is not gonna be that long, you you're it's gonna be fine, trust me. Like you'll the quality the quality of it will be it's not gonna match the other one, but it's gonna be good enough for a for a crowd shot. And I was like, and then you can use your like thousands of dollars that you've fucking spent on these other cameras, you can have the because you he already had he has two of them, so now you can have two angles. But I was like, the amount of like I was trying to explain to him like like the amount of money that you've spent to capture these four people in the audience is insane. That's what I was like trying to say without saying it, yeah, like like that. And I that's my pro my problem. Uh is I will is I can't not I wish I could like not say stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:53

No well you're you're absolutely have a genuine, like hey, concern you have a genuine concern and based on what it's not like you're just saying it and not providing a solution. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:03

So yeah, you gotta fuck it.

unknown 1:18:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:05

Uh Kenny, uh, we're running out of time. I know you gotta get out of here, right? Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I gotta I have a show an hour and a half in Irvine. Yeah, so we gotta get you out of here. Uh thanks for coming out and doing the podcast, man. Oh yeah. Thank you for having me. Appreciate it. Uh we gotta come back and and do it again. Hell yeah. Uh tell us where we can find you and if you have anything coming up.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:27

Um the only thing to plug is nice bits comedy competition happening at Irvine Improv Tuesday, April 28th, 7 30 p.m. Anyone can enter, you can come sign up, you'll be put on a digital wheel, 10 comics will get up, and the judges will pick the finalists, the finalists will or the two finalists, the crowd will pick the winner. So in real time. So it'll be a fun. It's a fun show. I did like 130 of them in Huntington Beach at the rec room. And this will be the first one at Irvine. So uh nice. Go to Hey Kenny, it's Kenny.com and you can find like the nice bits section and uh get tickets or find all the info if you're a comedian looking to sign up.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:08

Nice. Nice dude. Got anything else?

SPEAKER_06 1:19:11

That's it. That's it. You can find anything about me on heykennyitzkenny.com. You can find all my socials and everything. Where they find your porn not can be that's still that's all I'm porn of.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:22

Do you have uh like a porn name? Uh or is it Kenny Weber?

SPEAKER_06 1:19:26

Technically, I have a porn name of Bison Kelly. That's like technically because you have to put something on the paperwork. You have to have a name. Yeah. But it's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:36

And it can't be like your like.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:40

I thought that was weird. Yeah. I don't want people to just type Kenny Weber into porn hub and find me.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:45

You're with a blow-up dog.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:48

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:50

That makes sense, so that's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:52

Amber, do you have anything? I don't have anything. Anything coming up? Nope. Uh, all I have is uh April 26th, Sunday. Come out to uh downtown Riverside at the hideaway for no question comedy. Uh Sao Trio is headlining. I'll be out there. That's it. That's all I got. Yeah. Book me on shows. That's it.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:14

Book 'em on shows. And then everything will be in the show description, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:20:18

Everything will be on the show description. Check out our TikTok. We're back on TikTok. We're not banned anymore. So come check that out. You were banned? I'll tag after this.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:29

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:31

The mind button.