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Ricky Novella is a standup comedian, co-host of Puro Laffs Comedy, co-host of Puro Podcast, actor, and podcaster. Find his stuff here 

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"King without a Throne" is performed by Bad Hombres

SPEAKER_07

Play drums in high school, actually. Uh, what is up, ladies and gentlemen? Welcome back to another podcast episode of the Mind Buzz Podcast. This is Gil, your host, and working the board this evening, like she does every week on the Mind Buzz Podcast is a lovely embird. What's up?

SPEAKER_05

Hey, what's up?

SPEAKER_07

What's going on?

SPEAKER_05

Nothing much. I have a lot of allergies right now.

SPEAKER_07

So me too. I may be a little out of this podcast. Out of commission?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Well, that's fine because that that's actually perfect for this podcast. Uh today we have in the studio is uh the the the the one half of the poodle podcast, also one half of the new featured series on YouTube, Miss Man. The other half of the Poodle Laughs uh showcase in Open Mic. Please give it up.

SPEAKER_05

One half, only man. He's only half man. No? Okay, bye.

SPEAKER_07

Please give uh try that on stage, see how they react. Uh please give it up for uh Ricky Novea, ladies and gentlemen. Ricky Novea. And we also have a special guest in the studio. Um I don't know if you want me to put your name out there.

SPEAKER_10

Do it. Just put his IG put his IG out there.

SPEAKER_07

IG uh Bertol Flicks, uh IG, the uh photographer, videographer, extraordinaire. Yeah. Uh is in the studio with this ladies and gentlemen. Uh thanks for being here.

SPEAKER_10

You forgot one more half.

SPEAKER_07

What?

SPEAKER_10

Half of your heart. I'm the other half of your heart.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah? Yeah. That's another one.

SPEAKER_05

He only has half a heart, so yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, because the rest is clogged.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it is. I have half a kidney.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, with your monster.

SPEAKER_07

Wait, do you get two? Do you get two kidneys or one?

SPEAKER_05

You get two kidneys. You have two kidneys.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

But you get one, but you get one adulty.

SPEAKER_07

We're good. We're good.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. Stealing jokes or what? Damn. So we're starting this off, dude. Carlos Mancia?

SPEAKER_10

Oh Carlos Novea. There you go. How about that?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I'm still thinking. Actually, did you hear about him? He got what he tried to get uh he got arrested, actually, didn't he?

SPEAKER_05

He got arrested because he didn't pay taxes. Taxes?

SPEAKER_07

Oh, like $13 million of backpackers.

SPEAKER_10

He's even stealing that. Wesley Snipes did it first, dude. What the fuck? He's just stealing everybody's stuff now, dude.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

All they caught him.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

There's something we don't know.

SPEAKER_07

There's something wrong with that.

SPEAKER_05

No, they're all rich and they don't pay shit.

SPEAKER_07

It's because they file themselves. I think if we as a society file for ourselves and not file taxes, we'll be good. So don't pay your taxes and gentlemen, is what I'm trying to say.

SPEAKER_05

They probably just have a lot of money to get out of it.

SPEAKER_10

So they're like, I think they just know how to how to work the system where they get tax free on a lot of things, you know?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, but obviously it doesn't work because look at what happened to him. Write-offs.

SPEAKER_09

Write-offs.

SPEAKER_07

Look at what happened to him.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, but look at what happened to him. He went to jail for a couple days. He's out. He's gonna get a lawyer and then it's settled. Yeah. Yeah. And he kept $13 million.

SPEAKER_07

I'll do the same thing. It was $13 million. Oh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

That's what you said.

SPEAKER_07

Look it up. I lied. I say a lot of wild stuff on here. Uh welcome back to the podcast, ladies and gentlemen. Uh Ricky Novea is in the studio tonight. Yes, sir. We have uh uh uh uh uh Miss Man that premiered this week, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Man I'm an actor now, bro. I don't know.

SPEAKER_10

I'm I'm an actor, I'm an indie writer, I'm an indie fucking Anna Jones, I'm an indie do the little boy again. Dr.

SPEAKER_09

Jones, Dr. Jones! Booby Trap, booby trap.

SPEAKER_10

All right, you see? Uh yeah, dude, missing was actually fun. It was a project that we've been thinking about for the longest time, and we just finally pulled the trigger on. Yeah. And honestly, to kind of hone the character, I had to really find myself.

SPEAKER_07

I had to really Okay, tell us uh tell us about uh what preparation you did to get into characters.

SPEAKER_10

Um I had to watch a lot of uh Pip Pulp Fiction, I had to watch uh Goodfellas uh Pulp Fiction Pulp Fiction and uh Goodfellas, and it was just uh I I don't know. You you get lost in the character, and I understand why Heath Ledger went crazy as a joker. Yeah. I almost became a real hitman.

SPEAKER_07

You're a method actor?

SPEAKER_09

I'm method man, yeah.

SPEAKER_10

I'm a rapper.

SPEAKER_07

Uh comedian Carlos Mincia was arrested and charged with 12 felony counts of tax fraud for allegedly failing to report 8.7 million. Oh, I I overstated the so Avon uh 8.7 million in personal and corporate income between wait income between 2019 and 2024. He is accused of no, okay, here it is. This is the crazy one right here. He is accused of dodging over 300,000 in California state taxes and faces up to 11 years and four months in state prison if convicted. So he didn't get convicted, ladies and gentlemen. He actually didn't get convicted, no, no. So what are the oh yeah, so arrest and arraign arraignment details? What does that say? So so they he's still under investigation, actually. Prosecution. This case marks the first major prosecution brought forward by the Los Angeles County District Attorneys, newly established business tax fraud. Oh, so they have a new uh business tax fraud unit in the state of California. All right. State of California, our tax dollars at work to catch the people that don't pay their taxes. Is what they should give him more time.

SPEAKER_10

They should convict him for more time. He should do life in prison. Because imagine if it was one of us, like not paying taxes, we'd fucking we would get deported to a different country, and then we still would have to pay that.

SPEAKER_07

Imagine during his trial, like they're like, okay, we will now bring up to the stand in prosecution a Mr. Joe Rogan. And Joe Rogan goes up to the state and says, But he steals all the jokes.

SPEAKER_01

That's what he does. He steals all the jokes.

SPEAKER_10

And then George Lopez comes in and just fucking chokes him.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I heard about that. That he he choked him out at the the Hollywood laugh factory or something like that in the green room? That would have been like harder, daddy. Come on, dude.

SPEAKER_10

You think George Lopez can fucking choke hard? No, probably not. He has one kidney.

SPEAKER_07

Well, now he does. No, he has two now.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, yeah, because he took it, huh?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. He took his his wife's.

SPEAKER_05

He took his wife's and then he divorced her.

SPEAKER_07

And then he divorced her after.

SPEAKER_10

Honestly, that's a ro G move. Let's give it a non-rouse. You should do that to Amber, dude. Take her kidney.

SPEAKER_07

No, she's probably gonna do that to me. No, she wouldn't take my kidney. Yeah, she probably wouldn't.

SPEAKER_05

No, your kidney's probably freaking all bad.

SPEAKER_07

No, it's good. There's two of them, right?

SPEAKER_10

You probably have three. Somehow the other one just grew. I don't know where. Grew late.

SPEAKER_05

Are you giving him advice to take something from me and leave me?

SPEAKER_10

Whoa. Because I'm secretly in love with him and I want him from Bum bum bum.

SPEAKER_11

I'm sorry. Alright, let's talk about Miss Man, dude. Miss Man.

SPEAKER_07

Miss Man uh premiered earlier this week. Uh it's gonna be the trailer. It's gonna be a skit. Yeah, play the trailer.

SPEAKER_10

A skit series.

SPEAKER_07

Skid Mark series.

SPEAKER_05

Those are every day at our house.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Because Amberish Tony's a big thing.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, that's why that's why I wrote I'm dropping, uh ladies and gentlemen, I am dropping uh a single album. Oh my god. A single album. An EP? An EP extended. If you know what I mean. Yeah. You're gonna play the what's that?

SPEAKER_05

Is it this one?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Uh no, that's the pilot. No, that's the pilot. That's actually there. There we go. There you go.

SPEAKER_03

Two wannabe hitmen. First day on the job. One target who owes money. Things go horribly wrong when they accidentally kill the guy without even touching him. Panicking, they do everything they can to bring him back before realizing they're way in over their heads. A dark comedy inspired by crime films, bad decisions, and absolute incompetence. Missed men premiered July 7th on the MindBook Podcast Network channel on YouTube.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. What if we flip this bowl? Okay. You know how hard that line was to get down, dude?

SPEAKER_07

Uh Ricky, can you um please tell us what was going through your mind? Well, first of all, when you were doing that, you as a director are awesome.

SPEAKER_10

Thank you. It was like working with Quentin Tarantino. Thank you. And Danny DeVito put together. And I just Quentin DeVito. I'm done. And um I just thought about flicking my dad's balls in that scene, and I was like I said.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, so that's your dad. Oh yeah, that's your dad.

SPEAKER_10

Clearly, that's my father. My father, yeah. He's uh He did really good. He did really good.

SPEAKER_07

He took good direction, he was willing to go the extra mile, uh, he was willing to hold cameras. Uh he breathed a he breathed a lot harder than uh than I expected him to.

SPEAKER_10

He did better in that in that episode than the one that me and him did uh of the private bear investigation. He I don't know, he was not in it. Oh shit. He was not in it that day, and you know what? I I need to find a new dad for that series.

SPEAKER_07

Every episode is a new dad. It's like the same, it's the same character with the same name, the same backstory, but it's just a different actor.

SPEAKER_05

Does he like get mad at you or something?

SPEAKER_10

Like will he be like, no, no series or something like No, he's actually he was he he was very helpful throughout the whole like process of filming um Miss Men. I think he was just nervous when it was our our skit of private barrier investigations uh because it was in English and he had a little bit more lines to say, yeah. But no, he was a great sport. I think he made if I think he made the first episode, yeah. He helped out a lot. I think if it was someone else, it wouldn't have been so great.

SPEAKER_07

Well, I kind of like that we were able to do the Spanglish angle and just have him do some Spanish and some English, which I thought was Who took my sandwich, man? Dude, I gotta somehow make that into a fucking shirt or something? No, no, well, a shirt, yeah, because uh there's like a clip and I sent it to you. There's like just like a frame of his face that I think is just hilarious.

SPEAKER_10

But you know, overall, the whole like process of filming that it's a lot of work to make what like yeah, it's and that was what how long?

SPEAKER_07

Well, that was just the pilot, but the trailer is what let's just say it's six minutes long because we had like an a minute and a half of just music at the end credits, yeah. Yeah, so I like how I like how like the full length was seven minutes, but then I had like a minute and a half of credits for three people.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_10

And I think the hard part was like we were the first day we were direct, like we were like, okay, we what we gotta do with the camera, and then like we would record, try to get into character. So I think that was the hardest part.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, well, we have to find yeah, we were trying to find our footing on on what to do. Yeah. With the and then plus two, is that it was a new lens, new camera, like we're fighting the elements. We I I haven't really shot at night or day, perhaps. It's just like everything was like completely new, yeah. And I think that's what was the the biggest challenge was everything felt like I was doing it for the first time.

SPEAKER_10

Cause it it took us two days because we obviously we had to break it up into parts, but the second day I felt went a lot smoother, and even for our acting, it was like we were more in the zone than the first day.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, the second time? Yeah. Well, the first time we were I was kind of nervous. You were nervous, you're not used to filming in front of people. We're dressed like weirdos. Yeah. First of all.

SPEAKER_10

It was it was going away until that per like until that group of people, like where the the car scene was like all pulled up at once, and I was like, oh man. Yeah. But other than that, it was like kind of easy to kind of just be like, okay, who cares? You know, just just film.

SPEAKER_07

Cheers, man. Cheers, cheers. Cheers to Miss Man. Cheers to Miss Man.

SPEAKER_10

Cheers to uh these beers are are sponsored by the Mexican monk.

SPEAKER_07

They're not sponsored, but we got them at the Mexican monk. Well, you know what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_10

You're that's why you're here to correct me. You're here to again.

SPEAKER_07

Which is where we're gonna do our uh our open mic. The Poodle Laughs Comedy open mic is uh back. Oh, bless you.

SPEAKER_10

Bless you, bless your soul.

SPEAKER_07

She's allergic to a good time. Yeah, is that what it sounds like? Go ahead. Just um go ahead. Nice. I'm glad we got all that on the ASMR nosebloser. On the podcast. Here on Burton, you want to lose us? He's already drunk, dude.

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I know.

SPEAKER_07

Dude, we we were uh pounding?

SPEAKER_10

You guys are pounding?

SPEAKER_07

We were pounding. Um we were having a good time earlier today. We were shooting inside the Mexican monk for uh the the trailer we're gonna do for the Poodle Laughs.

SPEAKER_10

So Mexican monk, let's talk about the Mexican monk.

SPEAKER_07

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_10

Cause it's not a gallery anymore.

SPEAKER_07

No, it's not the gallery.

SPEAKER_10

It's not what what was the it was a word that you used to get so mad when people would call it. Studio? No, it wasn't studio.

SPEAKER_07

Um Quinceneta?

SPEAKER_10

I think it I think it was a hall. Oh, that hall?

SPEAKER_07

You're like Oh, the hall.

SPEAKER_10

You're like, it's a gallery.

SPEAKER_07

The fucking gallery. It's a gallery. Galleria. But yeah, that's where we're gonna be doing the poodle laughs. Open mic back July 15th. Ladies and gentlemen, new time.

SPEAKER_10

Sign ups at 6 30. Start time at 7. Yeah. There are strict rules, there's strict guidelines, and um I don't know about all that. If you don't follow it, we'll see. We're gonna ban people. Yeah, we're gonna start banning people. No, we're gonna brand them. We're gonna put the Mexican monk brand on their ass.

SPEAKER_07

We're gonna put the the monk on their ass. Yeah. Or like a like a uh a cross or something. Yeah. Or like a hop. Do a hop on their their booty. Would you ever get branded? Branded. Maybe.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah? It depends on what.

SPEAKER_05

They do it like as a form of like a tattoo, but they do cold branding on people. So instead of doing like uh fire, like heat, like on animals, they do cold. So it's like a freezer, like a like a freezer burn?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Like a uh what's that thing you get when you slurp your your slurpee too fast? Is it kind of like a brain freeze?

SPEAKER_05

I'm sure it hurts way more. But sure. Let's go with that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I wonder if it hurts. I wonder what hurts more. The cold or the the hot. Ricky, would you rather freeze to death or would you rather burn alive?

SPEAKER_10

I think I'd rather burn her alive because if I freeze, my balls are gonna be a lot smaller than they usually are, you know. So no.

SPEAKER_05

I've always said that I'd rather freeze than burn her.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I'd rather freeze. Yeah?

SPEAKER_05

Hands down.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

I could just imagine Emmer's a little popsicle.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

She's like one of those little SpongeBob ones with the eyes all fucked up.

SPEAKER_05

I'm all melted.

SPEAKER_07

That's what's at. Alright, we're done here. We're done.

SPEAKER_10

We're done promoting um now just have a good time, dude. We're we're throwing them back.

SPEAKER_07

We're throwing them back, having a good time.

SPEAKER_10

Um, you you really surprised me.

SPEAKER_07

By what?

SPEAKER_10

That you're actually you were actually following the World Cup for the Mexico games. Pioho, Pioho Pioho. Like you're probably like I'm pretty sure it was a lot of confusion because of sports, you know, you don't like sports. I like sports. You have this weird version of where you think of whatever fucking uh Harry Potter game, that's not a sport, dude, okay? Quit it. It's called Quidditch. Quit it, Gil.

SPEAKER_07

It's quit itch.

SPEAKER_10

Quit it, bitch.

SPEAKER_07

It's got an itch. So, how did you feel watching the World Cup? It was nice. The coolest thing about the World Cup was that we you were around like so many people. I think just the camaraderie of that was cool.

SPEAKER_10

And you're just throwing them back, you got drunk.

SPEAKER_07

We're chilling. Amber hit you, I know. Yeah, after. Well, when Mexico lost, she did.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

She well, she said it. She said it on her post. She said if Mexico loses, she's gonna start beating people. And I was right there. The first victim. He was there. Yeah, he's seen.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I was about to beat your ass too when you put the fucking England jersey on us.

SPEAKER_09

Whoa, dude. Why? Because, man. I represent my country. Damn. Yeah, my bad.

SPEAKER_10

How did so Pyoho's your favorite player? Pyoho, Pioho. Pyoho. Is that the commentary you would hear? Pyojo, pyjo, pyjo.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Where are some of the other uh He just knows that one because he's like, Pioho, what does that mean? I was like, lice, and he started cracking up.

SPEAKER_10

That's that's he's like, I had that twice.

SPEAKER_07

I was like, oh, I know what that means. I know what that means. Uh what are the other uh players in? I think I was asking you this, remember? There's um quiniones, there's Raul Jimenez, there's uh Oh, I said I said Mosca because I forgot what word it was, and I was like, no, it's like a bug. It's like something. I was like, Mosca, is it mosca? And he was like, it was Piojo. I'm like, there's a why do they call him that? That's his name.

SPEAKER_05

He's probably small and like agile.

SPEAKER_10

Piojo. Well, there's different nicknames for different things.

SPEAKER_05

All I gotta say is, I hope Argentina fucking loses.

SPEAKER_10

Let's go. Oh, that's a that's let's go. That's a touchy subject, you know. I I I agree. I hope they lose. I have a family member that well, my cousins are from Argentina because of Fuck your cousins. And they're they've been posting stuff, you know, like about it. They're like, I don't know why all this hate is happening, but I'm like, dude, I don't know why this I'm like, do you not see a lot of the Argentinians talking shit about Mexicans, you know?

SPEAKER_05

Like that's it's but I think I uh I'm not generalizing, okay? I'm just kidding. Oh fuck your cousins. But uh I think them. No, there's a big um like stereotype against like Argentinians and kind of from what I've known growing up, and it's just like people say they're like they think they're all that a little bit more like like the higher Latino race than everybody else. There's a lot of racism within their country. Um, a lot of them because they're Jewish, you know, they're xenophobic and things like that. So it's a long history of why people don't necessarily fuck with them, and I think that they're not hyper aware of these things, and um, and yeah, I think that's what it is.

SPEAKER_10

All I can say is I've seen more videos of Argentinians talking shit about Mexicans and other races than praising, you know? Yeah. So that's what I'm gonna say. Maybe it's just your algorithm.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, you didn't see you didn't see the news the news reporter? No, well, yeah, the news reporter that said he detested Mexicans, but Detested?

SPEAKER_07

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_10

He took a test on them?

SPEAKER_05

No, he like hates them. He's like, I hate them, like I detest them.

SPEAKER_07

He's like Our Mexicans' favorite.

SPEAKER_10

Los Mexicanos son muy burros. No, no saben nada. Piojo, piojo.

SPEAKER_08

Piojo, piojo, piojo.

SPEAKER_05

Piojo. Piojo. The guy Speed, the streamer.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05

That they like at both games, they were like calling him, and one of the guys was like calling him like a big thing. He was doing that thing. Like, yeah. Oh my god. He was doing all that stuff.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Pull it up. No, it's ugly. I'll show you later. Alright, show me later. But come on, like, like you, why would you sit there and be like, I don't know why everybody hates us.

SPEAKER_10

See, okay, like the the one thing I can comment on that though, like it like that has been going out like in Europe too, because that happens in Spain too. A lot of like African descent players, like, yeah, they get a lot of hate in the Spanish League, um Argentinians too, like Fuck Spain too. They they get a lot, they get a lot of hate. There's a lot of racism. Rambert came in on this podcast swinging countries.

SPEAKER_07

There's a there is a lot of racism in in the sports, I think in every sport, you know, but it's just barely now that they're trying to do something because Look, I think uh for the sake of it soccer and soccer being such a international sport, there's more racism in an international sport than there is any other sport because football is what? American football is just an American sport, correct? Like baseball has there's there's baseball, which is it there's some Latin American countries that are are bigger than that.

SPEAKER_10

In football, there's like mainly all the players are African Americans, too. So like Correct.

SPEAKER_07

Right. Is that that proves my point is what I'm saying is that there's uh I'm not justifying the racism in soccer, but I'm saying that it's there's more in soccer because it's such an international, like uh diverse. There's more diverse, there's more races that are are.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, but and and I get it, like there's a lot of racism within all countries, even Mexicans. I mean, there was there's even a lot of internalized racism within our own communities, things that we you know uh grew up knowing, or even like in high school, like for me it was predominantly Latinos and black students, and there was always fights between both of our races. It was just something that we grew up with, and I understand that I'm not saying it's correct, but I think that when you're you're representing your country in places like this, like that's to me. I just think like what bad sportsmanship is that? And Mexico, I think, showed up, and again, there is a lot of racism in Mexico within uh colorism, like there's a lot of colorism within it, right? Like, like within our own race, but I think that like Mexico really, really showed the world.

SPEAKER_10

They did, dude. They like that was so beautiful how they they did the World Cup. It was beautiful, dude. Beautiful.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_10

You know how many Korean Mexican babies are gonna happen?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, how many Moroccan Mexican babies Iran Iran just um they they said that they were gonna be. What because Tijuana, Mexico was was the country that took them because the US didn't want them to come to the US and that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_10

You know what, you know what's crazy is because like the World Cup was like it's supposed to unite us, you know. And I okay, and I think I seen a lot of videos that that were showing it did, you know, but obviously like politicians and like rich people, like they they're the ones that fuck it up. Absolutely, because like even here in the United States when the Scottish came over and they they were like doing their thing, going to the baseball games, cheering for you know, making the ambiente, you know, like that was people were enjoying that, you know? Yeah, they were they're liking it, but I think the whole political part should have stayed out of the World Cup. And I think that's what tainted a lot of people.

SPEAKER_07

So what what's going on with why I I heard just in passing that uh Donald Trump, he called or president of the United States, he called he called President. Like what he called the president of FIFA on something.

SPEAKER_10

So what happened was uh a player for the United States, um, he got a red card, right? When you get a red card, it's like you get kicked out of the game and then you get suspended. You get suspended depending on the severity of the foul. And he called the president of FIFA and told him like, hey, like, you know, like it's an injustice call. Like, you should take that.

SPEAKER_07

So he called them as he was as the game was going on, saying, Hey, that's that was a that was a BS call.

SPEAKER_10

It wasn't um it was after. It was after the fact of um Yeah, he called to say, hey, we need it reviewed.

SPEAKER_05

It needs to be reviewed afterwards.

SPEAKER_01

That's a bad call. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a bad I know sports, it's a big case. He got him, he got him.

SPEAKER_05

He got him back like reinstated to play.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Without the team, it's a bad call.

SPEAKER_10

But you don't see it, people were more mad that obviously he fucking did it, right? Yeah, but I think if any other like president or political figure did that, they would be mad because once you get a red card, like that's the call, like you can't overturn it unless it's a really bad call from the ref, but it was a red card, and there was other fouls that happened like that that were similar that some players didn't get like Messi that's a technical foul, he didn't he didn't get a red card, and he's an Argentinian Messi's fouls are crazy.

SPEAKER_07

Pull up top ten uh messy fouls.

SPEAKER_10

It's no it's really interesting. It's a it people I think are starting to understand like what that like FIFA is a fucking business, you know.

SPEAKER_05

Even like like MAGA supporters that were were at the game for like the US team, they even like after were like, I don't know what the fuck Donald Trump is doing, I don't know why he's meddling in this. We're the laughing stock of everybody because that's what it that's what ended up happening was that they lost, and instead of people being like, okay, like you know, they gave it their all, they were like, What a fucking joke! Like the fucking clown of the United States had to call and put him in and yeah, he put him in the game.

SPEAKER_07

Let's see what happens, let's see how far he gets.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, last thing about about like whatever Donald Trump, right? Did you hear that he said like the Islamic Republic of Japan or some shit like that?

SPEAKER_05

What did he say? Yeah, he's crazy.

SPEAKER_10

He said the Islamic Republic of Japan or some shit like that.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, he did.

SPEAKER_10

About what?

SPEAKER_05

No, like he he referred to it as that.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, like referred to what? How I took it was like he's saying like Japanese players are like Islamic religion, right? That's uh that's how I understand it.

SPEAKER_05

I took it that he's just a fucking retard and forgot what forgot what country is. Oh, don't say the I would. Oh, sorry. I should say that he's a heatard. That's what I said.

SPEAKER_07

We're that kind of podcast.

SPEAKER_05

Sorry, sorry. It's just like I don't use that word, but when it comes to him, hey, don't disrespect the retards calling fucking Dom Pierre. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_10

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05

Uh uh sorry, sorry.

SPEAKER_10

Well, we're gonna have to take a break after that. Uh with our sponsors.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, Jesus. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_07

Whoa. I'm sorry. Usually it's only uh Johnny Gold that says that word on this podcast.

SPEAKER_05

Can you bleep that out? No, actually, leave that in there. Leave it in there, Johnny. It's for him.

SPEAKER_07

It's for Donnie's. Oh, I thought you were saying it was for Johnny. Oh. Uh, we love Johnny. Keep listening to the podcast, keep watching it. Is he still alive? I don't know. Yeah, he's still there. He's still there. He's gonna get you, dude.

SPEAKER_10

He's gonna get you. I know. That's what I'm trying to get him first. What? Trying to get him first. That one. That one, that's the first, the first fucking game, I think. Look at that. Studs up. Oh, he like studs up, bro. That studs up. What does that mean? Studs is the bottom of the cleat. Uh-huh. You can never do like anything when you like put your foot up that high. Oh, it's a red card. And from behind. That's fuck. That was dirty.

SPEAKER_07

Uh that was dirty, ladies and gentlemen. I've seen that. Not from today, not in this match, and not this world cup.

SPEAKER_03

Well, Luca, what a player you are. Yeah, they're playing for the colour.

SPEAKER_10

That's the first one. Even that one was rigged, right? But they were like they were like kind of like more hidden on that one. This World Cup for sure.

SPEAKER_00

Let's look at the two biggest incidents. First, the foul. Replays clearly show the Egyptian defender stepping on the Argentine player's foot while also closing.

SPEAKER_10

He's not even looking at the fucking player, he's looking at the ball.

SPEAKER_00

Then there's the penalty appeal involving Muhammad Salah. Looking closely, the Argentine defender gets a touch on the ball first. The ball changes direction. And the contact happens naturally afterward. From that angle.

SPEAKER_10

It would have been for Egypt. It's a s it's a soft call, but at the same time, like if they didn't call if they called that one on for Argentina first, they should have called that one for Egypt. I'm confused.

SPEAKER_05

I was watching this whole game and then I left to Disneyland, and it literally was like an 18-minute drive, and from from my house to Disneyland, they fucking scored, and I was like pissed. I was just like, how?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I think a lot of people were rooting against Argentina. I was. Oh, they're rooting against Artina. There's a lot of people that were like talking shit, like, because like, you know, there's like Mexicans that are rooting for Argentina, you know, and they're like, how the fuck can you do that? Like, don't you know they don't like us and shit?

SPEAKER_05

And it's like I'm team Norway now. Holland, Holland, haalalan.

SPEAKER_10

So what's the story with this guy? So Holland, um, he's a cyborg, he was built in the lab. Ancient Dina. Let me see this guy. I want to see him. Ancient uh Viking DNA.

SPEAKER_07

Ancient Viking DNA.

SPEAKER_10

He's like 6'6, 225. He's 6'4. Um dude, he's a freaking nature. He plays for the team that I go for for England, Manchester City. Uh-huh. And he's just a freaking scoring machine, bro. Yeah. He he's he's been he's been talked a lot about because like obviously his his his physique and like the way he plays, but his lifestyle. Uh-huh. You know, he's always saying, like, oh, like you should live your life, like, have fun. Oh yeah. Don't take life too serious.

SPEAKER_05

And he's really like nice to like refs and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_10

Like, um, I I just I don't I wouldn't say that. Lewis can't get to it.

SPEAKER_04

Lewis then must be. Well, at least what I've seen, but yeah. Whoa!

SPEAKER_10

Andrew can you put up the the he he scored a lot of badass goals, but the one against Brazil for this World Cup to keep it in the World Cup, uh-huh, the second goal that that fool scored, dude. Uh-huh, he he did this shit on easy mode, bro. Like easy mode. He my god. I'll put we'll put I'll I'll tell you about it right now. And the funny thing is because there's a Brazilian player named Gabriel. Yeah. Shoulder up at easy outside the 18 yard box.

SPEAKER_07

Damn. That was like practice for him.

SPEAKER_03

Shoulder up.

SPEAKER_07

That was like, okay, we're gonna kick practice goals. There you go.

SPEAKER_10

And that player got real right there. So he plays against the rival team for Manchester City. It's Arsenal. And like Holland just always bitches him, dude. Always bitches him. That's that that's his son right there. Yeah? Holland has a son named Gabriel, a Brazilian boy.

SPEAKER_07

That guy looks awesome. So this is the the favorite of everybody right now?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I think everybody's rooting for Norway right now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

All of Mexico is ruining for Norway.

SPEAKER_07

All of the world. Mexico? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

They were saying because people are making videos and they're like, Holland avenge us.

SPEAKER_10

Well, because he posted um What did he say? Yeah, he did, right? He loves Mexicans or what? He he just well, he loves tacos. But but let's go. He was like, Oh, don't worry, Mexico, I'll I'll avenge you guys.

SPEAKER_07

Oh he's our our Iron Man. Yeah. Yeah. He's our Batman. Come to say.

SPEAKER_05

But I mean, regardless of all the drama and everything, he looks like my uncle Charlie. I no, he doesn't.

SPEAKER_07

There's no way you have a white uncle like that.

SPEAKER_05

No, his uncle does not look like that. His uncle is tall.

SPEAKER_10

All your uncles are like under fucking five feet, dude. No, no, no, not all of them.

SPEAKER_05

Even his aunts are really tall.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, yeah. Your aunts are fucking hot, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, you've seen them? Yeah. They're tall. Because his dad was tall.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I don't know what happened to me. I don't think that's my dad. I don't think he knows I don't think he got bet breastfed. That's why.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, yeah, it was. Just until like 13. Just so bam maruchanis all the time.

SPEAKER_05

And we'll chef bar D's.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, those are good too. Hamburger Help Me. It's not even hamburger helpers. Hamburger Help Me.

SPEAKER_05

The Kroger brand.

SPEAKER_10

Hey, those are good.

SPEAKER_05

What I was gonna say is it did, I think it did bring our world together for a little while. And I think it was really nice. And I think this is the World Cup that I've been able to enjoy the most out of every World Cup.

SPEAKER_07

Honestly, I'd never even watched a World Cup match ever. Ever, ever, ever in my life. What did you think when you heard the World Cup, what did you think it was? I don't know. I first of all I didn't know it was every four years. You thought it was a big gulp? Yeah. I thought it was a big I thought it was something you gotta AMP him for a dollar. I thought the the Mundo, right? They call it the Mundo or no?

SPEAKER_05

Mundial.

SPEAKER_07

Mundial Mundial.

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Mundial.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, he didn't know it was every four years. I know.

SPEAKER_10

That's what makes it more special because you have to wait those four years. They're trying to change it to do it like I think every three years or ever two years, but like that's just the money grab. But the World Cup is every four years. That's cool. Like the Super Bowl's every year, bro. Yeah. Every year.

SPEAKER_07

Right.

SPEAKER_10

But every four years you have to pay for the city.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, the World Series is is also uh once a year. Granted, it's multiple games, but it's a c it it's like a series.

SPEAKER_05

But I feel like those games like like the World Series or even like um the what is the the football one called? Mundo the Super Bowl. It's within our own country, right? It's just teams. But I think that like the Mundial, like I think it's because it's international. It's the Yeah, because you have all the best players from this one country coming together to like because they play each other, right? On like every other occasions they play, you know, in different teams or whatever, or the ones that stay national because a lot of them are abroad. But I think that's what's really, really cool is that they're defending a whole country, like they're they're representing the entire country, not just a team or you know, like a state or things like that. Like Super Bowl is cool, but right.

SPEAKER_10

You know the the crazy thing was like leading before the World Cup, right? I'm like, oh, this is gonna suck because all the political stuff that was going on. But there was a lot of beautiful things that were going on. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_07

You know, a lot of a lot of nice things, and you're beautiful. That shit's beautiful.

SPEAKER_10

Should we just make out now?

SPEAKER_07

No, later. All right, not on camera.

SPEAKER_05

I'm just glad that people saw Mexico and Mexican people for the way that we really are, because I think that a lot of times we're stigmatized with just like, no, but it's true, like Mexico. People are scared to go. Yes, yes, yeah, dude. I'm scared.

SPEAKER_10

Dude, there's a video of like some some guy, like some uh Swedish guy, he was there, and they stole his phone, and the Mexicans started beating up the guy that stole his phone. Damn. And the Swedish guy's like, oh my god, like yeah, they took my phone and the Mexicans just started beating him up. It goes crazy.

SPEAKER_05

That's cool. Beat him up.

SPEAKER_07

You know what? I heard that they have the World Cup scheduled all the way up into like 200, like 2096 or something like that.

SPEAKER_10

Well, yeah, because the next the next one is supposed to be uh Morocco, Spain, and Portugal if I uh if I'm not mistaken.

SPEAKER_05

And then the one after that they're gonna do in uh Saudi Arabia. Oh, Saudi Arabia? And then there's how is that gonna happen?

SPEAKER_10

I think so.

SPEAKER_05

They announced the Mexico one.

SPEAKER_10

They want to get dude, they would they would FIFA would lose a lot of money if they don't have Mexico involved somehow.

SPEAKER_07

Sa Saudi Arab, but doing something in Saudi Arabia, that's crazy because they have all these diff like restrictions.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, but Saudi Arabia has been getting ready for the Mundial for a long time, right?

SPEAKER_10

Well, it like it was like Qatar. Qatar had a lot of things that they looped around.

SPEAKER_07

Like there's only certain electric or acoustic? Alright. Let's go.

SPEAKER_10

No, what's the one? That was a good one. That was a good one. I I just didn't laugh because it took me some time to think about, but it was good. I'll give it to you. Uh the laughs coming back. But they did have certain sections where they were selling beer, and uh, but they can only do it right there. But they but they I can't survive. It was it was kind of controversy too because like if they saw like gay people out like in the kitchen. Oh you can't go. You can't go separate them and shit. We're they're gonna separate us.

SPEAKER_05

That's like when I went to Dubai.

SPEAKER_07

They had to separate you and Liz?

SPEAKER_05

Dubai, no. Dubai had a lot of rules too, and it's like if you if you went with someone that's not like your partner and you're unmarried and you're like holding hands or kissing, you can't we make out everyone. You can't mean you.

SPEAKER_07

No, not you.

SPEAKER_05

No, we don't. Yeah, I'm always like, give me a kiss, and you're like, I'm scared.

SPEAKER_07

Hold on, before we get uh on with that. Look at check out this can. It's a this is from Long Beach Beer Lab. This is the way IPA.

SPEAKER_10

I like those cans. I like those cans right there, dude.

SPEAKER_07

Give me this camera here. Oh Grogu.

SPEAKER_05

That's cool.

SPEAKER_07

That's freaking awesome. Long Beach Beer Lab. Uh, I'm gonna try it. So uh continue? I'm sorry. I I just wanna I wanted to try it.

SPEAKER_10

You're like almost done with that shit. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_07

I'm gonna try to catch. You want half of this? You want half of this?

SPEAKER_10

Sure.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, hold on.

SPEAKER_10

Well, we never said his name. Oh, that's true. Uh just yeah, but you can find him on Instagram. Umlicks. He'll flick your bean.

SPEAKER_05

No, he has a girlfriend.

SPEAKER_07

That's fine. He'll flick your bean. That's okay.

SPEAKER_05

Shut up, Gilbert.

SPEAKER_07

What?

SPEAKER_05

That's okay.

SPEAKER_07

I I don't know what we're saying. I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_10

You're such a bad liar. You know that? Um bad liar.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Bad grandpa.

SPEAKER_07

I am.

SPEAKER_10

You saw Jack S, right?

SPEAKER_07

I haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_05

Anyone?

SPEAKER_10

Well, let me tell you. So what? The pass we all die again.

SPEAKER_07

We were we were on like a good streak of watching all these movie movies coming out in the theaters, and then what? Like over the past couple weeks, we're like, okay, we're Oh, once we got our Disney passes, once we got our Disney passes, we were like, half everything else. I'll see you when I see you. Um Disneyland Forever. I agree. You just d joined a cult. You know that, right?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah? Yeah. Is it? Yep. You're gonna start eating babies, you're gonna start going through the tunnels.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Oh shit, she brought back the tunnels.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. You're gonna make sacrifices. You believe all that stuff? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

No, there's it's not. I will say this though, about um Walt is that supposedly, maybe we can look it up, that he was uh uh a 33 a 33rd uh degree mas uh Freemason. And supposedly that there's like 33s uh the number 33 and the 33 numerology around the park, but I that's just something that they say.

SPEAKER_05

Well there's club 33, which is a really exclusive clip to get into. I think that's where people kind of ran with it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. But I wonder why he called it the number 33.

SPEAKER_05

SEP. All I know is I'd be giving him my money at least once or twice a week right now.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you're you're giving Mickey Mouse your money right now.

SPEAKER_10

Old 63, dude. That's gonna be.

SPEAKER_07

Whoa. Old 63 p.m.

SPEAKER_05

It's fun, okay? I know you're hating, but yeah, why are you hating? Why are you hating?

SPEAKER_10

Dude, you guys do you guys?

SPEAKER_05

You're hating because you can't get in?

SPEAKER_10

You guys want to act like little retards running around cheesing the mouse?

SPEAKER_05

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hate, hey, hate, hate, hate, hate. Dang, somebody needs a little fucking whimsy in their life.

SPEAKER_07

Check this out.

SPEAKER_05

Disney is engine.

SPEAKER_07

Look, check, check this out. So I felt the same before about adults that went there, right? But I think up until you know what? And correct me if I'm wrong. But I feel that watching Star Wars at the age that I watched it completely changed my outlook.

SPEAKER_10

Wait, so you didn't see any of them until recently? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Alright, guys. Uh, that's gonna end the podcast, guys. Why? Why would it end the podcast? Dude, that was like one of the first movies that I watched as a kid. Look, I was dealing with a lot of stuff when I was a child.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, Ricky, congratulations. You had two parents.

SPEAKER_07

Congratulations, Ricked.

SPEAKER_10

Barely. Okay. They were there for you, Ricked? Actually, my babysitter's. Rick, they were there for your rig. That's your sister. Oh no, no, that's your mom.

SPEAKER_06

Talking about Zuck. I even watched them growing up. See, look at it, even he did.

SPEAKER_05

Dang and Umberto was in. No, I'm just kidding. I was in. What? The dad had all the movies.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, you watched them at my house? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_07

You bought them from the guy in the Walmart parking.

SPEAKER_05

No, they were real.

SPEAKER_07

Oh man, dude. Star Wars.

SPEAKER_05

Star Wars.

SPEAKER_07

Um, okay, so from there, dude, that completely changed my viewpoint on culture, on filmmaking, on uh a lot of a lot of things, okay. And what in Disney was it was one of them because they and them plus so watching so watching the movies so watching the movie. I was watching the film. Watching the film. Okay, so watching the films uh one through nine, and I watched all of them in theatric uh theatrical order and reading the book on the actual like impact on culture like simultaneously with the movies, dude.

SPEAKER_10

You know how many people are like, this is fucking boring. Peep It's not boring. That's not nerd alert. I like when Gil talks about conspiracy theories and fucking mushrooms and all that, not just Just because you don't have a brain and you have a fucking pee for a brain.

SPEAKER_05

Oh doesn't mean I got peas on my head. Keep going.

SPEAKER_10

You got the you got this final. You got it, you got it, you got it.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna fucking mute this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_07

Oh. So you in chronological order. Okay, watch the movie. I read the book.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I get it. It's because he doesn't he doesn't know what chronologically he is.

SPEAKER_07

No, I just don't read books. That's what he doesn't know how to read. Read.

SPEAKER_05

He's just a retard.

SPEAKER_10

Uh read, read. Sorry, I'm sorry. No, she said it differently. She said read tard. You know, that's what she said. She's saying read.

SPEAKER_05

I said Ricard.

SPEAKER_10

Ricardo? Ricardo.

SPEAKER_05

Ricardo.

SPEAKER_10

All right. The first one was. He's a Ricard.

SPEAKER_05

Ricard! He's a Ricardo.

SPEAKER_10

He's a Ricardo. So when you you read the books to Well, not the books. There's a book. He's on like he's on like uh what's that fool's name?

SPEAKER_07

Who?

SPEAKER_10

Watkins? No. Christopher Watkins?

SPEAKER_07

Anthony Jesslinick? No, Christopher Watkins. I was reading the book and you read the book. I don't know. I can't do it.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, keep going. I want to know too what you have to say.

SPEAKER_07

What I was trying to say was that I watched all the movies and I read the book simultaneously, and it it Star Wars had a huge impact on how we view culture in the 1970s and the 80s, and it it it had a lot to do with those movies that and it changed kind of like my viewpoint on filmmaking, on writing, on science fiction, and how merchandising like really changed a lot in in American culture. Not only that, he also like branded himself to have one of the biggest companies by his company, which is is is Disney, and from there, like it completely like there's he's the most like Lucas, like George Lucas is probably the the most like well-known, like all his characters are the most well-known characters in the world, and probably there will never be again in history like well-known characters like the ones that he's made. Hands down. Nobody else. That's it. That's all I have to say. Okay.

SPEAKER_10

So from there. You got through it, you did it. But what other films did George Lucas do bes before American Graffiti?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

He did American Graffiti.

SPEAKER_10

I don't think I've seen that one.

SPEAKER_07

Neither have I. It's on actually on it's on my 200 uh movie 200 list.

SPEAKER_05

Influential movies to watch?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Who's in that one?

SPEAKER_07

Um I don't know who's in that one.

SPEAKER_10

American Graffiti, which other one?

SPEAKER_07

Do you know off the top of your head or what? I I I don't know. I just know that George Lucas, he he filmed it and wrote it in in high school.

SPEAKER_05

Look, there's no no them maybe there is a better feeling. But it's a great feeling to be able to go for a couple hours, eat whatever the fuck you want to eat, get on a fucking ride, not worry about your life outside of that place for a couple hours and then go home and that's it. Like, yeah, I don't understand what the hate is. I think that people that hate or think it's stupid, it's because you haven't connected with your true inner self that it's letting you like it. It's like one of those things like when you're growing up and you're like, that's dumb. I don't want to do that. And it's out of sheer embarrassment because you think that that's what people are judging you about. But I think like once you let go all of that and you realize like, who the fuck cares? I'm gonna have fun, I'm gonna honor myself and like just have fun. And it is a place to have fun. I know that it was and it wasn't created just for children, it was created for people to go and disconnect from the rest of the world.

SPEAKER_10

Think about the children. I don't know. Don't be ignorant. Don't be ignorant, think about your children. Come on, my bad. I I get it. I just I just talk shit because like it's it's Disney, and my thing is, you know, like you didn't grow up. You didn't grow up with it. Uh well, tell us your thing, Rick. Fucking bitches, dude. What the fuck? That's my thing, dude. What the fuck? Fat bitches, big bitches.

SPEAKER_11

They're still at Disney.

SPEAKER_10

That's a lot. Oh, we know that's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot. Then they're fucking scooters and shit.

SPEAKER_05

No, but uh I take my scooter. Oh fucker.

SPEAKER_10

No, but I like for me when I went to Universal for the uh fanfest and like they had the one piece night. Like they have the one piece. That's my thing.

SPEAKER_07

Look, see, I think your viewpoint on what like Disneyland and and Pixar is, is my viewpoint on whatever you call that. Yes. I don't understand it, and I'm not gonna Yeah, because it's in Japanese, Gil. You don't know Japanese, right? I do. Domarigato, Mr. Abato.

SPEAKER_05

I agree with that.

SPEAKER_07

I wouldn't look I wouldn't talk ill about it. I I wouldn't say, hey, you're uh an R-word for for watching it.

SPEAKER_10

First of all, when we talked about sports, like no, when I had asked you one time, hey Gil, you like UFC? And you're like, I'm not a fucking retard. I don't watch this. Quote unquote. That's what he's doing. That doesn't sound like it's like I'm not retarded, I'm not gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_07

No, I would never say that. Yes, you did. Don't act like a fucking bitch now. It's not R word stuff, it's CTE. There's a difference.

SPEAKER_10

Everybody has their thing, everybody has their thing.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that's fine. And that's what I'm saying. That's fine. That I understand that now. Now, see, I'm telling you, not only the the impact are you having a midlife crisis?

SPEAKER_10

Is that what it is?

SPEAKER_07

No, I'm telling you, Star Wars watching Star Wars changed my life.

SPEAKER_10

You look that you look at that job of the hut, and you're like, damn, that could be me.

SPEAKER_07

I'm like, I could be hey Rada, hey, Rod of the Hutt, Rada the Hutt, and and the Mandalorian and and and uh Grogu dude reminding me of you.

SPEAKER_05

You know what, Ricky?

SPEAKER_10

I think I'm more like Chewbacca or like a little ewok, honestly.

SPEAKER_06

You're you're Rada the Hutt. No, put him pull him up, dude.

SPEAKER_10

There's another pull him up. There's another one?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Rod of the Hutt. That's his son. Well, no, it's who slept with fucking Jabba the Hut.

SPEAKER_05

Rada's Jabba's.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, he pulls some bitches. He pulls some bitches. He pulls some bitch. Who knows? It might be uh Princess Slaya's like offspring.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, you have Rada the Hutt body.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Ricotta cheese. Look at him, look at him.

SPEAKER_05

Because he's all like Bill. We don't know if he's muscular or fat.

SPEAKER_10

That is me. That is me. You don't know.

SPEAKER_05

Sometimes I don't know if it's muscle or you know. Yeah, see.

SPEAKER_10

I'm fucking I got I got your fucking muscle right here, Gil.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, let's see it. I'm just kidding. Imagine pulling out right now. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05

That'd be crazy.

SPEAKER_10

Uh Rada. This Mind Buzz is going off the rails today. This is more like fucking poodle last right now. Hey, that's where we got it. A poodle podcast, poodle podcast. Oh.

SPEAKER_05

All I gotta say, my closing argument to this is growing up, I had to grow up very quickly. There was a lot of situations that you know I didn't let me enjoy being a kid. And I think that now I'm older.

SPEAKER_07

I'm a big kid now.

SPEAKER_05

I just I have fun. I enjoy myself. That's good. That's all that matters.

SPEAKER_10

Have fun. Be like Holland.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

You can't you can't take life seriously because you don't know when it's going to end. And it can end anytime. Oh, dude. And and what are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_07

I got something tight.

SPEAKER_05

You're gonna pretend through life your entire life because you think that that's what people think that you know is acceptable. And it's like, no, honor if you're not hurting anybody, honor yourself and do what you want to do.

SPEAKER_07

And I will tell you something. It was on the the uh I tell me like uh tell me like Randy Savage.

SPEAKER_10

What tell me what you're gonna tell me and Randy Savage. What do you mean Randy Savage?

SPEAKER_07

How would he say this? Uh you caught me off guard, dude. I'm sorry, okay. Say what you're gonna say.

SPEAKER_10

Uh or do it in the Mike Lesons game.

SPEAKER_07

No, I wouldn't do that. No, dude. So after uh the soccer game, Mexico lost against uh England that morning. That morning, I was driving down um down the freeway around like four in the morning, four a.m. And I seen uh a body bag like a body on the ground. That freaking that after why after seeing that, and I'm like, whoa, dude. Whoa, it was it was a weird thing. Sorry to bring the energy down, but it was just from seeing that, it's like damn, like that's it, dude.

SPEAKER_10

You're you're just as you open up your tall can, you're just on your way to work.

SPEAKER_07

You're just hanging out one day, watching your team lose, and then the next day, but why do you gotta say that though?

SPEAKER_05

And then the next day you're on because we speculate that's what happened because it had to be because I went on online to look and he told me exactly where it was at, and I was like, oh, there's an article of this guy, he crashed, so he crashed a little after midnight, and there was no other cars, and he rammed his car into the center divider and then fucking fled.

SPEAKER_07

His car was on the freeway? Crash, dude. Hit that thing was like a smashed can. Like if you had that can and you sat down lost. Yeah, he's probably probably drunk, you know. That's just that's smash mouth. Hey now. That's why you need to chill, drink some water after this.

SPEAKER_10

Hey now, you're an all-star. Start get your game on. Don't play. Oh, it's don't play or go play.

SPEAKER_07

No, it's go play.

SPEAKER_10

Oh well.

SPEAKER_05

Can I say a story that I see?

SPEAKER_10

Well, you can't play anymore, just saying. With the first one.

SPEAKER_05

Well, that guy can't. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

Uh Domini. Uh, we'll be back July 15th.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, let me tell Ricky a story.

SPEAKER_07

All right, tell me a story.

SPEAKER_05

So on one of the first Call him Rada. Rada, Rada the Hut.

SPEAKER_07

Can you be that for Halloween? Shut up. You be Rada, I'll be uh uh Job of the Hut. The M Mandalorian and Amber can be. You'll be Job of the Hutt. No, I'm I'm the Mandalorian.

SPEAKER_10

She already has her scooter, she can fucking put that up as a little like ball that he's in.

SPEAKER_07

This is the way to see okay.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, I was gonna tell you. I'm the Mandalorian. So on the first Mexico game that that we watched here, like the first watch party, you know, a lot of people went and everybody got drunk. And remember how it was like midday? I'm like, I hope this person doesn't listen. I don't even know who it is, but it was just a uh observation. Oh so, anyways, there was a group of people and they brought kids and things like that, right? And then I kept thinking to myself, like, damn, like, how are they gonna get home? You know, how are they gonna get home like they're drunk? And then whatever. Fast forward to a couple hours. The guy could barely stand, and then he put his son in in his stroller, and I was like, Oh, yeah, I remember that, yeah. And then everybody's like, hey, hey, like, just chill. And he's like, No, no, I gotta go, I gotta go. And then everybody's like, How are you gonna get home? And he's like, I'm gonna walk home. And and I guess I he wasn't driving, I guess he was he lives close by, but he walked home. But he literally was like, like swerving his kid in the in the stroller.

SPEAKER_07

Swerving your the stroller.

SPEAKER_10

You're trying to put him to sleep, dude. That's what you're saying. No, trying to put him to sleep.

SPEAKER_05

I would have paid money. I should have gone to just follow him behind, like no seat. At least he wasn't driving. I'll give him that.

SPEAKER_10

But his baby got a DUI for fucking bringing in the inference and uh stroller.

SPEAKER_05

But I was just like, nah, that's kind of fucked up.

SPEAKER_10

He's being a good dad. Just you know, he could have left the baby there. He'd be like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_05

He could have fallen and like fucking put the no, like put uh have the stroller go into the street because he was going down the sidewalk. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_10

I was just like in a movie, you know, it's like no, but yeah, I mean, it could have been a lot worse.

SPEAKER_05

I know, I know. At least I'll give him that.

SPEAKER_10

That he went walking and he didn't he could have took the wrong baby. Maybe that wasn't even his kid, you know. He's just like, we can take it a stroller. He took Amber.

SPEAKER_05

He opens up the blanket and it's like, what the hell he? Like, hey man, man, yeah. Well, other than that, it was good.

SPEAKER_10

Hey, well now he has a story to tell his son. He's like, Man, let me tell you, like in 2026, World Cup.

SPEAKER_07

But the Mund Mundale was cool.

SPEAKER_05

The what?

SPEAKER_07

The Mundale.

SPEAKER_05

The Mundale. What was it called?

SPEAKER_07

Mundial. Mundial? I thought it was the Mundo. Motel Mundo. That's the globe.

SPEAKER_05

So Mundial is global.

SPEAKER_07

Uh-huh. Oh, okay. I thought Mundo was a cup.

SPEAKER_05

No, that's basso.

SPEAKER_10

Alright, guys. Uh this is uh teaching Gil Spanish 101.

SPEAKER_07

I'm Mexican. What's up? I'm fucking Mexican, eh? Yeah, I'm Mexican brother.

SPEAKER_11

Mexican brother.

SPEAKER_10

Man. What else? We had something else to cover, no?

SPEAKER_05

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_10

What?

SPEAKER_05

I pushed number three on accident.

SPEAKER_10

Rada Rada. No, it's more Rotada. Rotata. Rotata. Rata.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, but he was pretty cool in the movie.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, dude. See, there you go. I just you know what I my big thing with Star Wars is they had to fucking you had to start subscribing to Disney and had to watch the shows on Disney. I don't have Disney Plus.

SPEAKER_05

So So all of this gripe is you.

SPEAKER_07

Because you don't have because you don't have Disney Plus. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

You don't have Disney Plus money, you don't have Disneyland marketing.

SPEAKER_10

I got Hulu money, I got Peacock money, I got you got use your neighbor's password.

SPEAKER_07

I got and I got put Pornhub Premium. Ah they have a premium? I don't know. What's a premium for? You could comment? Like, what are you gonna comment on a porn video? Good job? Way to go. I like that too. Like what?

SPEAKER_10

Hey, I miss my dad too. Ah come on.

SPEAKER_05

You could borrow our Disney Post.

SPEAKER_10

No.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no, he's a Disney hater.

SPEAKER_10

My stepmom is hot too.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_10

No, I'm just saying the comments that you can leave.

SPEAKER_05

Very specific, Ricky, if you ask me.

SPEAKER_10

Um what's another comment we can leave?

SPEAKER_09

Austin Power 4.

SPEAKER_10

Austin Power 4 is coming out. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Austin Power 4 uh coming out theaters. Is it really? Or is that just I think it is.

SPEAKER_10

If Scary Movie came out, then Austin Powers 4 is gonna come out.

SPEAKER_07

Look, now oh you know what I read? I read that the uh like IP, like IP, new like new movies, there people are not like what's going on in film right now is people are finding out why are you laughing? People are finding out right now in film that new IP, which is new intellectual property, is not intellectual intellectual we have to stop the podcast.

SPEAKER_10

Gil's drunk already.

SPEAKER_07

No, this one, hey, this is this is the way. This is this is any way. This is the way. You're about to fucking push Amber in the stroller in the stroller. Uh no, what they what they're saying is that basically like sequels, prequels, and already established stories in cinema is the way to go versus creating a whole new um thing.

SPEAKER_10

Why do you think that is?

SPEAKER_07

I don't know.

SPEAKER_10

I think is it a comfort thing because it's familiar or yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Well that that's a point, is that it's familiar, people already understand the brand, and also I think it has a lot to do with attention spans now. Is that when you find a movie or a series or a show that you're watching now, you have to invest. You have to invest in knowing characters, you have to invest in the story, you have to give up, you have to trust you have to trust the brand into the story, and that takes time. And I think with already established IP, you don't have to do that, right? So you you already know what to expect, and I think with new media, new film, all the stuff that's coming out now is is is all just like remakes, reboots, and sequels all the way up into like 17 part 17.

SPEAKER_10

But some of that stuff is not good though, like some of the sequels or prequels or whatever fucking but that that's all like m like money grabs.

SPEAKER_07

Did you watch uh scary movies scary movie? Yeah. I don't even think they're calling it scary movie seven. I deleted my post from like I posted something about because they're not calling it scary movie seven, they're just calling it scary movie.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. I why because I think they had to do with some I think someone bought the rights to it, and then that's when Marlon Wains was like, How are you gonna make the movie without us? How are you gonna write our script? And that's why like it changed a lot with the channel. Did you watch it? Yeah, I did. What'd you think? I thought it was funny. I just thought the last part was kind of like Oh, the burning of the Yeah. I think it was uh it's just kind of like Yeah, I think it was it was just copy, it was it was a cop-out. It was too much, they could have, I don't know, maybe ended it differently.

SPEAKER_07

But did it mirror the endings of the other scary movies? Like the was it the same?

SPEAKER_10

I don't know. I don't feel like it was. I just feel like they they just kind of like we already know that they're like like they're I guess acknowledging that they thought that or making the audience think that with these new characters they're gonna take over, you know, so they're just acknowledging that.

SPEAKER_07

But also, too, I liked it because it was uh it was this kinda meta uh like shout out to what's going on right now in the horror scene and just s I guess cinema in general about uh re like reboots. I think their whole thing was doing reboots and and the fact that they they were trying to spoof like a reboot. Right.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, maybe that's what it was. Maybe that's that's what it was.

SPEAKER_07

Maybe I I mean that's what I that's when watching the ending, that's what I found out was that like okay, watching it, the ending, that they were kind of in sort of making fun of the whole reboot thing got you thing going. And I feel that Marlin, like the Wayne's brothers, would do something like that because they're in that's what scary movie is. It's a spoof on a spoof on on uh on the horror movie genre.

SPEAKER_10

I just think that people what they need to do is watch Miss Men and leave a like, a comment, and we're gonna make more. We're already uh looking for auditions. We're having auditions, so if you if uh you want to send in scripts are out right now. If you want to send in your tape, send it to the Poodle Laughs uh Instagram page and we'll check it out.

SPEAKER_07

There you go.

SPEAKER_10

And um, yeah, because it's already picked up a PA.

SPEAKER_07

We got a PA right here. PA uh pretty ass or what production assistant. Oh, okay. I'm there or director of uh actors don't know this stuff.

SPEAKER_10

You know what a DP is double penetration?

SPEAKER_07

Whoa! Imagine showing up to uh an interview of a DP and you're like, oh, I'm I'm here for the DP position.

SPEAKER_10

And you just get naked.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. And then you just like have like a gaping. Alright.

SPEAKER_10

I think if I'm a new calling. Alright, guys. Uh Whoa.

SPEAKER_07

That's it?

SPEAKER_05

That's it.

SPEAKER_07

Let's wrap it up, dude. Let's wrap it up. Wrap it up. Let's get out of here. Skadaddle.

SPEAKER_05

Skadaddle.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, we gotta get out of here before the lock is upstairs. Um Ricky, thanks for being here with us. Thank you for having me, dude. Um Thank you, special guest in the corner.

SPEAKER_10

He's he's drunk, dude. He's he's just thinking about pushing the stroller right now, dude.

SPEAKER_07

Whoa. Um What do you got going on?

SPEAKER_10

I got fucking nothing. And I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. Yeah, I'm okay with that. That's a whole different conversation. That's a full episode we could do another time. But um, yeah, just just check out fucking Miss Men, check out Private Bear Investigators. This isn't the work. That one needs a lot of work still, yeah. Um But I uh I'm an I'm an actor now. Umedic actor. Yes, um I do comedy as a part-time thing, but yeah, dude, I'm gonna get an Oscar from this uh Miss Men as um You're like Sarper from 90 Day Fiance.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you're just hot and you happen to do comedy. Thank you for calling me hot.

SPEAKER_05

Like him up, his name is Sarper.

SPEAKER_10

Is that the one that no one picked at the end? Yeah. Yeah? No. No, no.

SPEAKER_05

It's not a competition.

SPEAKER_09

No.

SPEAKER_05

You're talking about that Love Island or whatever.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, yeah, whatever. Did you watch that? I didn't watch that.

SPEAKER_06

Love Island. Did you watch it? Just porn.

SPEAKER_10

That's all it is. Is it? I'm about to watch it right now. I wonder if they have that on Pornhub Premium. Honestly. Um Let me borrow your Disney Plus account. Whoa. And um if we can end it on a positive note, it'd be like Holland. Yeah? Don't take that too seriously. Is that what he says? Yes.

SPEAKER_07

But in English or in Spanish?

SPEAKER_10

Oh, he does?

SPEAKER_05

He's from Norway.

SPEAKER_10

He speaks Norwegian and I think he was born in England, but he's Norwegian this time. Don't quote me on that, but anyways, uh, July 15th is a new podcast. No, uh, new open mic. Uh, we're back. We're back and we're back. And we're gonna stay in our lane G's and just having fun, big opportunities, big bitches, big asses, big fat bitches. We're having fun up here and throwing them back. And follow me at on Instagram, Thricky Ricardo, TikTok, um, black dicks up your ass.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10

And uh follow the voodoo podcast. And don't forget to follow um Bert Bertal Flix. Birdflix? Birdleflix Facebook, Snapchat, Coxucker. Wow, get out of here.